"I want Chat Noir to break every bone in my body"

shitpost: mindless self indulgence: voltron: d gray man: miraculous ladybug: Spider-Man/Tom Holland: star vs the forces of evil: etc.

[classichorrorblog]

[ursawood]

[kul3kat]

Story Theories??

Does anyone have any suggestions or ideas surrounding the story series provided in the Clipping Discography? Perhaps even an inkling that there may be other songs without the story titles that may be related? I would love to hear it!

[alanvegacuntwars]

gaslight gatekeep garfunkel

[tunastorks]

some of the avengers greeting Steve on their instagram stories yesterday! (and him greeting himself too)

happy birthday u old man, hope you had a good one

[cursedimagez]

30,000 bad kidz in the club 😎🤙

[marvel-lous-things]

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

[eldritchcannon]

Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?

Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider

[moonbeamdagger]

I’m seeing stuff in the notes about “Miles would do this” and I just want to say: you’re absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time it’s Gwen’s.

[seananmcguire]

As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.

[marvel-lous-things]

[mikarchive-deactivated20250714]

IT’S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY !!

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

[unclefather]

Look at that snatched waist and sock bun. She’d do numbers on Instagram

[joshpeck]

this website was a mistake

[catchymemes]

[furtho]

In the middle of a new highway, a house owned by an elderly couple who refused to sign an agreement allowing it to be demolished, Wenling, China, 2012 (via here)

[jakemorph]

[spider-yeet]

[whois-chihoko]

He’s MY stupid bitch and I LOVE HIM

[insomniac-arrest]

people always talk about how the masses used to watch gladiator fights or public executions for fun, but we rarely discuss how people also went to human medical surgery’s for sport and entertainment, just showed up in a big tent and watched official operations, sometimes a flutist played music in the corner for it

like, “I’m not not dying of some random disease or having to work a 50 hour work day today, better go watch some dude get his leg sawed off in a science tent.”

what I’m saying is that it’s good we invented tv 

[insomniac-arrest]

me, about to have my appendix removed in Victorian England:

random citizens there:

the bard:

[beastsallovertheshop-deactivate]

the mods on the ProJared subreddit demodded him so he can’t delete anything holy shit

[beastsallovertheshop-deactivate]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

zendaya is a whole modern-day warrior princess and I think that’s important.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

wait for it…

wait for it…….

[megapope-deactivated20220531]