Suamen persreikä, vuarest 1229 lähtien

Oon Ilmari, vastuus täst kaupunkist. Jag är Ilmari, ansvarig för Åbo stad. I am the asshole of Finland.「APH: Turku OC indie RP blog」#kissmyturku

[theliteraryjournals]

We don’t even ask for happiness, just a little less pain.

Charles Bukowski (via dvoyd)

[thepersonalquotes]

www.personal-quotes.com

[the-write-ideas]

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?" Can be an idea, person(s), place, or thing, and they'll have to answer honestly.

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[thepersonalquotes]

[kummottos-blog]

Varför Paris, vi har ju Åbo. [ locally designed in Turku by Kui Design, www.kuidesign.fi - this is not a sponsored post! ]

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Olympian Aesthetic

Tagged by: stolen from @perikallis​

Tagging: my other blogs + anyone who wants to jump on this bandwagon

APHRODITE:      laughter-loving.      sweet  smiles.   dressed  in  silk  and  satin.    flower  in  their  hair.    sees  the  world  as  a  runway.     unapologetically  sexual.   the  sea  washing  their  ankles.   in  love  with  love.   stirrer  of  passion.    cunning  concealed  by  painted  lips.    secret  daggers.   doves.    revolution  in  their  kiss.   delighting  in  the  waves.     flirtatious  winks.   strolling  along  the  beach.     staring  wistfully  from  a  balcony.   this  is  how  to  be  a  heartbreaker.     wants  to  be  adored.   gets  turned  on  by  danger.

APOLLO:       glitz  and  glamour.    art  galleries.     turning  the  volume  up. being  made  of  gold.   neatly-organized  music  sheets.     notebooks  filled  with  poetry.    bathing  in  the  sunlight.    the  powerful  urge  to  create.   collecting  vinyl  records.    beautiful  cover  of  wonderwall.    playing  multiple  instruments.    tasting  like  sunshine.   healing  touch.   speaking  in  prophecies.     smile  mingled  with  wrath.     shunning  lies.     sporting  shades.  hanging  out  at  music  festivals  with  their  friends.   sleeps  naked. arrow  to  the  heart.   paint  brushes.   probably  has  a  tinder  account.

ARES:       armed  for  battle.     wants  to  raise  a  dog  with  their significant  other.   soft  spot  for  children.   gives  piggyback rides.   scarred  body.  blood  on  their   hands  and  face.   willing  to  fight  the  world  for  the  ones  they  love.   fights  against  injustice.   warm  hugs.   well-worn  combat  boots.     boxing gloves.     bandages  wrapped  around  bruised  knuckles.   fist  raised  in  protest.    ignites  revolutions.    fear  is  a  prison.  more  sensitive  than  what  their  tough  shell  would  have  you  think.  exhausted.   damaged  goods.    force  to  be  reckoned  with.   red  roses.  curses  under  their  breath.

ARTEMIS:       keen  sense  of  a  hunter.     freckles  like  constellations  on  their  skin.   piercing  eyes.    disheveled  braid.     moonlight  peeking  through  the  shadows.   the  calm  of  the  forest  at  night.   lying  on  the  grass  and  staring  at  the  stars.     mother  doe  and  her  fawn.     protecting  their  kin.   the  moon  shimmering  on  a  still  lake.    quiver  full  of arrows  resting  against  the  bark  of  a  tree.    running  with wolves.    bonding  while  circled  around  a  campfire.     not  being  much  of  a  people  person.      arrow  hitting  a  target.    popping  egos.   patience  on  3%.  touches  heaven  and  returns  howling.

ATHENA:     discerning  gaze.      unreadable  face.      quiet  museums.     owl perched  on  their  finger.    armor  that  intimidates.     eye  for architecture.     plays  the  sims  for  the  sole  purpose  of building   houses.    studied  the  blade  while  everyone  else  was busy  getting  laid.     big  fan  of  logic.     loves  brain teasers.    ancient  buildings.     sweaters  in  neutrals  and  cool  colors.    hair  done  up.   can  kill  you  with  their  brain.     heads  to the  library  often  to  research.    sharpened  pencils.  abs  that can  cut  steel.  stoic  statues.    pottery classes.

DEMETER:     soil-covered  hands.   smile  that  can  bloom  flowers.   skin  loved  by  the  sun.   being  the  mom-friend.   can  lift  you  and  your  friends.  flowers  kept  in  the  pockets  of  overalls.     takes  pride  in  their  beautiful  garden.   speaks  to  their  plants.      leaves  rustling  in  the  wind.     stalks  of  wheat.   picking  fruit.   greenhouses.  heart  as  strong  as  a  mountain.   values  simplicity.   daisies  dotted  across  a  collarbone.   curls  crowned  with  flowers.   folded  pile  of  sweaters  in  warm  hues.    pulling  out  fresh-baked  bread  out  of  the  oven  and  the  smell  wafting  through  the  air.

DIONYSUS:     drunk  shitposter.    on  their  sixth  glass  of  wine  before  you’ve  even  finished  your  second.   seductive  smirks.  untamed curls.   rich  fabrics  on  dark  skin.      sleek-furred  panthers.    theater  masks.    stage  productions.   receiving  a  standing  ovation.     rose caught  between  their  teeth.   being  the  baby  of  the  bunch.    wild  parties  that  last  from  sundown  to  sunup.   creeping  vines.    inspiring  loyalty.    grand  opera  houses.    masquerade  balls.     rolls  of  film.    shattered  chandeliers  with  broken glass  scattered  across  the  wine-spilled  floor. pouring  champagne  into  flutes.   lives  for  the   applause.

HEPHAESTUS:    the  calloused  hands  of  someone  who  knows  labor.      sweaty  brow.  flame  burning  in  their  eyes.  inventive  mind.   broad  shoulders.   steampunk  goggles.    nuts  and  bolts  stored  away  in  little  boxes.     ashes.    striking  a  match.    blueprints for  future  projects.     fixing  up  a  busted up  car  and  giving  it  cool  upgrades.     wrestles  with bitterness.    work  boots  have  seen  better  years.     wrinkled  plaid shirts.   iron  melted  in  blazing  fire.     huge  jackets.   crafting  masterpieces.    greased-stained  overalls.     fascination  with  robotics.   pain  is  fuel.    stack  of  weaponry.       even   their  muscles  have  muscles.

HERA:     resting  bitch  face.     dressed  to  the  nines.    cows  grazing  on  a  pasture.    cool  rain.    loving  and  hating  fiercely.    hand  clutching  a  string  of  pearls.     large  chandelier  with glittering  crystals.    plays  the  sims  for  the  sole  purpose  of killing  off  their  sims.    romance  to  realism.    pictures  of the  sky  while  flying  on  a  plane.   files  that  under  fuck  it.   downs  glasses  of  wine  as  they  relax  with  a  scented  bubble bath  and  netflix.  like  their  selfie  or  you’re  grounded.   knows  57  convenient  ways  to  murder  a  man.   dark  eyes  that penetrate  your  soul.  marble  and  gold.

HERMES:    devil-may-care  smile.   always  up-to-date  on  the  latest  technology.  will  steal  your  french  fries. does  it  for  the vine.     shitposter.   puts  googly  eyes  on  everything.   meme  hoarder.   long  drives  on  the  highway.  ma  and  pop  diners.  spontaneous  road  trips.   folded  maps.   fingers  dancing  across  the  keyboard  of  a  laptop.      shooting  hoops  on  the  basketball  court.     chatting  up  strangers  as  you  all  journey  to  your  own  destinations.    goes  jogging  in  the  morning.   evening  mixes  redbull  with  coffee.    menace  on  april fool’s.     hoodies  and  sneakers.  

POSEIDON:      storm  with  skin.     colorful  coral  reefs.    waves  crashing  against  the  shore.     stroking  the  soft  fur  of  a  cat.   their  heart  pounding  as  their  horse’s  gentle  trot  speeds  into  a  gallop.   tousled  locks.    clothes  smeared  with  paint.     owns  several  sketchbooks  yet  always yearns  to  own  more.    leather  jackets.    fondness  for  diy projects.    handwriting  that  flows  across  the  page.    nimble fingers  playing  the  strings  of  a  violin.     velvety  singing voice  that  haunts  your  dreams.  mood  as  ever-changing  as  the sea.   the  roar  of  a  motorcycle.  compass  with  a  spinning arrow.

ZEUS:   thunder  in  their  heart.   running  on  coffee.   flash  of  lightning.    natural charisma.   eloquence.  badass  in  a  nice  suit.    aficionado  of  history.   force of nature.     lenny face.   nightmare-filled  nights.    proud  arm  around  their  lover’s  waist.   high-rise  buildings.  planes  soaring  through  a  cloudless  sky.   technician  on  the  piano.   maintains  order.   strong  handshake.    juggling  multiple  events  on  their  busy  schedule with  ease.    expensive watch.

[kummottos-blog]

“You’re not alone.”

“Can’t tell if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. It could go either way, but I don’t know who you are or what your intentions are.”

[kummottos-blog]

Bad Habit Meme

Tagged By: @dente-avvelenato  (I took the cue from you xD)

Tagging: anyone who sees this

nail biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | picking at skin | impulse buying | talking with their mouth full | humming/singing to themselves | chewing gum | leg jiggling | foot tapping | hair twirling | whistling | eye rolling | licking lips | sniffing | squinting | rubbing hands together | jaw clenching | gesturing while talking | putting feet up on tables | tucking hair behind ears | chewing lips | crossing arms over chest | putting hands on hips | rubbing the back of their neck | being late | procrastinating | doodling | shredding paper | peeling off bottle labels | forgetfulness | running hands through hair | overreacting | teeth grinding | nostril flaring | slouching | pacing | drumming fingers | fist clenching | pinching bridge of nose | rubbing temples | rolling shoulders

[kummottos-blog]

TMI Tuesday

Now’s your chance to ask me personal questions. If you’re lucky, I might answer honestly.

[temunade2]

I don't have specific words but teach me some Finnish swear words please friend

some basic swears are

paska = shit

paskiainen = bastard

vittu = fuck (literally means cunt but is usually translated to fuck)

saatana = satan

perkele = satan also

jumalauta = god damn it (literally means god help me ironically)

perhana = damn it

perse = ass

helvetti = hell

kusi = piss

runkkari = wanker

hitto = darn

hitsi = heck

if you wanna get creative though

perseenimijä = asslicker

kuppaporsas = pig with syphilis

kyrpäjyrä = cock roller

vittujen kevät ja kyrpien takatalvi = the spring of cunts and winter of cocks

pallihiki = ball sweat

tissiposki = boob cheeck

persesuti = ass brush

[allthingsfinnish]

Snuggle Squirrels Turku animal shelter orphan squirrels snuggle in a donated beanie.   “Pipo on turvallinen paikka. Jos pikkueläin on yksinäinen ja vähän kylmettynyt, sinne on myös helppo sujauttaa lämminvesipullon joukkoon, Leyser-Kopra kertoo.

Oravat eivät kuitenkaan kohtele pipojaan hellävaraisesti, vaan kiskovat tupsut ja muut koristeet irti ensimmäisenä. Vuodessa oravien kynsissä kuluu puhki arviolta pari sataa pipoa.”

credit: Iltalehti

[123-prompts-on-me]

Impulsive thought starters

“Have you ever just had the urge to jump out of the car while driving on the freeway?”

“I’m in a sandwich making mood. I wanna see how much I can fit in between two bread slices.”

“Dude that flock of birds is begging for someone to run through them.”

“Hey if we drain the pool what kind of stuff would you wanna fill it with besides water?”

“Peanut butter sounds really good right now. Nothing else. Just me, peanut butter, and a spoon.”

“How high do you think a bowling ball would go if I dropped on the trampoline from the roof?”

“Nothing is more valid than cuddling. Cuddling is so perfect and I really need some right now.”

“Look I know this is impulsive but are you up for going to Denny’s at 1am and buying all the bacon and eggs they have?”

“I love you but even you should know how stupid this is.”

*at 3:17am* “Psst… lets go to Taco Bell.”

“What do you MEAN i can’t fill the tub with maple syrup? I’ll clean it up when I’m done!”

“Wanna go buy some oregeno and sell it to kids who think it’s weed?”

“Don’t be mad but I bought 10 puppies- COME ON THEY WERE GIVING ME PUPPY EYES!!”

[potatisgris]

//ooc

Psst, I’m back! Drop me a starter if you’d like :) here’s a list of starter prompts that look pretty good, but send whatever you want to my ask box!

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^^^

[rppanda]

Ask the Mun for a Drabble/Fic of their Muse based on...

💋 - Their first kiss

☠️ - A near death experience

👓 🕶 - Their favorite memory with your Muse

🍧 - A silly scenario

💔 - A heartbreak

🖤 - The time they almost lost it completely

🐩 - Discovering their pet/favorite animal

🌈 - Their sexuality realization

🌪 - A quiet moment

⚡️ - A loud moment

🌚 - Their thoughts late at night

🌝 - Their thoughts early in the morning

🚨 - A terrifying scenario

⛺️ - Their first night away from their guardians

⛵️ - An accidental adventure

🔫 - A moment of crime

🎉 - A celebration

🎈 - Their most recent birthday

🎁 - An early birthday

💢 - A frustrating moment

🌠 - An idiotic scenario

[kummottos-blog]

// Since there are still no RPs currently happening on here, shoot me a drabble prompt and I’ll just write on my own. : D

[dailyinspirationquotes]

follow for daily posts

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⊱simple introduction starters⊰

❝what are you doing here?❞

❝you're going to hurt yourself, let me help you.❞

❝why are you staring at me?❞

❝if you didn't want to talk to me, you could've just said so.❞

❝i think you dropped this.❞

❝here, i'll pay for that.❞

❝so i assume you're the one everyone's talking about.❞

❝that outfit looks nice on you, where'd you get it?❞

❝why are you doing this?❞

❝so that looks dangerous... want to try it?❞

❝you're going to do WHAT with WHAT?❞

❝can you help me grab this?❞

❝don't talk to me until i've had my coffee. thanks.❞

❝that was possibly the weirdest thing i've ever seen.❞

❝you have the prettiest smile i've seen all day.❞

❝do i have anything on my shirt?❞

❝are you waiting for an interview too?❞

❝is this seat saved for anyone?❞

❝i've never been here before, it's beautiful.❞

❝do you know the directions to (location)?❞

❝so how long have you been working here?❞

❝how many of those have you had?❞

❝i'm not suppose to talk to strangers.❞

❝you'll be ok, i promise.❞

❝can you hear me?❞

❝i think you're on my foot...❞

❝i guess you're stuck with me 'til the elevator starts working.❞

❝could you POSSIBLY get more annoying?❞

❝i have several questions, first off WHY?❞

❝why would you do that?"

❝i think that guy is giving you a weird look.❞

❝hey are you ok?❞

❝do you live here?❞

❝are you third-wheeling too?❞

❝why are like this?❞

❝who did this to you?❞

❝who told you that?❞

❝why are you following me?❞

[wnq-writers]

I am happier where no one knows my name.

paletemptations (via wordsnquotes)

[kummottos-blog]

ooc: psa

// About an hour ago there was a knife attack in central Turku. The police believe to have arrested the suspect and are further investigating, and no official statements yet have been made as to how many are injured or killed. There are no statements on what the motive seemed to be, either, so please refrain from spreading misinformation or unnecessary panic. Thank you, and stay safe!