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>Super secret blog for @404skurta! If you found this blog, feel free to follow, but don’t mention it anywhere on my main blog. I’ll be using this blog to rant and vent so it doesn’t fill up my main blog!
>He/they, Kurapika fictionkin, whatever, you get it.
>I don’t refer to myself using i/me/myself when talking about me on this blog. (sometimesss)
#kurabitch < main tag.
#kurabitch’s friends < moot reblogging
>For my created content, look on main blog.
>That’s all, bye bye!
DSMP mfs when you ask em to make a au that isn’t a gods au, royal au, or superhero au
Can we bring back like Among Us au fics or sth i liked those
>even better? lets bring back tv show aus. the closest we've been to the dsmp fandom doing this in 2025 is squid game aus, but i havent ONCE seen an anime au for the dreamsmp.
These Trader Joe's watermelon flavored with other natural flavors freeze dried candies taste like ass
>everything from trader joes tastes like ass
No because why the FUCK are we just forgiving tmmyoutit and why the FUCK do they think they are the hurt one here
I need to make my leave on the wiki soon so I can just bite their azz off
>i fear they need to give out a better apology if they want to be forgiven by me. they’re still a bad person and they’re covering it up with a cute apology to make others think they’re suddenly okay now.
This is how dsmp fans were drawing dream before the face reveal
bih you piss me off so much I'm considering making a diss track
bro thinks she’s kdot
slash…positive ❤️
A straight block for me tbh. Like I’m sorry(NOT!) but your not gonna complain about wiki then sit on your ass and not do shit about it.
Sorry the MINORS who r trying to make this wiki SURVIVE in general aren’t doing enough for it. My brother, if you have issues with the wiki, WIKI, as in something you can CONTRIBUTE TO! FIX IT!
All people like to do is talk about things but then not fix them it’s so crazy
I think something that truly keepz me up sometimez iz the fear of losing friendz
I think it’z because I have a small group one, but also two I don’t think I’d make more friendz.
I think I could be on good termz with people. But recently in life I’m not anyonez pick irl. Which makez sense considering I’m no longer a weird child but a weird teen. One iz worse than the other.
>GIRL IM IN THE SAME BOAT. LIKE ACTUALLY.
Biggest fear iz we get into some stupid fight then never talk again 💔
>that CANT happen. we’re literally soul tied and if something bad happens we are NEVER getting new friends
I think something that truly keepz me up sometimez iz the fear of losing friendz
I think it’z because I have a small group one, but also two I don’t think I’d make more friendz.
I think I could be on good termz with people. But recently in life I’m not anyonez pick irl. Which makez sense considering I’m no longer a weird child but a weird teen. One iz worse than the other.
>GIRL IM IN THE SAME BOAT. LIKE ACTUALLY.
DON'T PUT YOUR TRIGGERS AND/OR PHOBIAS IN YOUR WEBSITES/PINNED POSTS/BIOS/ETC. FOR EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET TO SEE. ONLY TRUSTED PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT INFORMATION, NOT THE WHOLE INTERNET. YOU WILL GET HURT!!! MEAN PEOPLE WILL USE IT AGAINST YOU!!!
Doing this is really stupid and is a guaranteed way to get triggered
Along with this I don’t think you should have a DNI with real people on it either. Assholes aren’t gonna stop messing with you just because you put their name on a list.
Kin discourse is so fucking tiring these days
>the people who define fictionkin as this or that are not real kins 💩💩 obviously there are differences from a person who rlly likes a character vs ficitonkin but if you’re saying shi like “if you don’t look like ur kin ur not a real kin”…YOU cannot be a fictionkin bruh 🥀💔
dream smp boys react to you having a tapeworm
dream: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm….
george: DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sapnap: *goes yandere* i-i’m the only one allowed in your guts!!!!!!!!
tommy: tch… thats so fucking unepic. we’re through [y/n]. you lose the internet. kek.
skeppy: you werent suppose to know about that. *slaps you around*
fundy: this is such a pain in the ass.
badboy: *halo*
ponk: umm……… okay
quackity: *slurps the tapeworm out of your mouth and into his stomach* mmm!! yummy snack. thanks [y/n]
>the moment I find my actual artstyle it’s over for everyone
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
do they smoke weed?
Yes, actually.
you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?
It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)
They don’t look like they smoke weed.
Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.
Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.
I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING
Well that escalated quickly……
What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*
haha oh my god
who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.
love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.
and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.
“the goo pile that is now your body”
i’m dying over here, jesus
please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.
*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot… *leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*
this dude playin omg
Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you. I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*
Happy 420
Actually insane to me how dream wrote an entire ass breakup song about him and quackity and yet we all continue to pretend it never happened
Like he wrote this with his own hand
Just so we’re on the same page you are calling me a slur derogatorily because a Minecraft YouTuber made a song bitching about quackity? That’s what’s happening right?
No i’m highlighting how pathetic your self-chosen path of stupidity and purposeful media illiteracy is. SAD ! We can’t all develop critical thinking skills 💔
With a slur?
>So far, I’ve had two self-shippers (that ship themselves with me) follow me on my main blog. One of them just disappeared off the internet last year, and the other one unfollowed me.
>There might be some weird thing I have with self-shippers—I think I give off a bad vibe after a while. Which, honestly, isn’t even my fault. Sorry that I’m not the Kurapika in your head, I guess?
>what if we just stopped saying “under god” during the pledge of allegiance. its total bs. say it if ur christian idc but what if IM not christian? like god isn’t MY belief so why am i saying it “under god” 😭??
