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Kurt Hummel. *Fashionsta* GBF * Tall* Sassy * Not Straight * Prideful * A tad bit Arrogent* Smarter than a 5th grader* Comedian* Son * Future Star* The missing Kardashian.*Addicted to reality shows and Lattes. Also, Half naked men and Mall sales. Kurt Hummel Indie Roleplayer. Will Roleplay with anyone from any Fandom. Mun is of age to write and read dirty smutty stuff. My page is stil under co. THIS IS A SIDE BLOG TO IMBULLSHITPROOF. I'm following everyone on that site <3

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moving accounts. Side blog is too hard!..

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"What? That show is awesome!" Garrett said with a smile he crawled towards the end of the bed, revealing he was actually in boxer briefs. He pulled Kurt in by the bottom of the shirt towards him teasingly, "Don’t say things like that."

Kurt felt a shiver roll down his spine as Garrett grabbed him by the seams of his shirt. "Say things like what?" He clicked his tongue as he lean in. "That I dont want to get drunk with you ever again, or that your zombie move was icky?" He arched his back, showing off his lower stomach for Garrett. He puckered his lips and looked deeply into his eyes. Giving him almost perfect after sex bed room eyes.

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"Well, it probably depends on the budget at hand, I mean what if the person who was supposed to be buying this ring really really poor?" Blaine asked. Not that he was exactly poor but sometimes he didn’t have much money to spare, the consequence of being a hybrid meant he sometimes ruined outfits due to getting into fights. Blaine pulled out his phone. "I got, it I’ll look at it later, I promise," Blaine grinned. He was finally thinking of the perfect way he could ask Kurt. 

Kurt sighed and fell back against his chair. He supposed he didn't need to have the most amazing ring, or the amazing chaple. Or the amazing honeymoon. Or dream wedding It was about love? Right? Was Blaine ever going to ask? Kurt sighed again before putting in his order. He remain quiet after that. He didn't want to show that his feelings were hurt.

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"But not for long," Blaine said.  He held back a chuckle as Kurt hinted about getting married. Sometimes he enjoyed playing clueless just to mess with Kurt. "They are cute, wonder if the ceremony was like," he wondered. "I think I’m just going to get bacon, cheddar garlic fries," he said grinning. "I don’t know, how big are you talking? And what friend ask you that?" Blaine asked raising an eyebrow. "Green beans are good." He couldn’t help but be amused by Kurt’s ramblings. He loved them completely though. 

Kurt huffed. He wasn't getting it. Or he was. He was being a dork about it. "mmm fries." He would still hint. Hint until Blaine got on his knees and freaking asked for his hand. "Diamond. You know a good size one. Maybe I can show you." Kurt had the ring saved and the size and the place to get it all in book marks. "Let me send you a link of one I think I would look good in. I mean for my friend to know. " He text Blaine the site and ring. "What do you think ? You know if I ever was going to get a ring.. I think I would like that ring. Did you get the message? That's my ring size by the way."

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Garrett grinned a little bit, trying to hide his smile, “Well I remember we were watching the Game of Thrones and you wanted to make a drinking game out of it. After that I only remember bits and pieces.”

"Oh right, that show was so gross. I got bored and did your nails, then we drank." He laughed. "Then my jaw hurts." He reminded him. "And I am wearing your shirt." He shook his head. "I am never drinking withyou again!"

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"Connect the dots." Garrett sat up in bed holding the  blanket around himself as he did so.

"No really. What did we do?" He whined. "If we played connect the dots, then why does my jaw hurt so much?"

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"Why remember anything else when that’s all I order?"

"I know. But, the starbucks Batista quit, Rachel. because of my order. Like take a chill pill. It isn't that hard to remember a hazelnut latte, with no foam, half non fat milk, half soy, cinnamon sprinkles, 2 ice cubes and carmal swirl on top.

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"Mmm, I miss baked potatoes. With bacon and cheese. Or sweet potatoes with cinnamon, sugar and marshmallow," Blaine said licking his lips. But he grimaced a bit. "sorry."  He chuckled at Kurt. "Kurt, I can’t gain weight, so I can pretty much live off cronuts and be fine. Besides the fat makes it so good." 

Kurt groaned. "I know, but I can gain weight. I wouldn't want to gain weight. You know if I ever needed to wear a tux for something amazing.. " He hinted. "Look, aww." He pointed to a couple. "They must have just got married. So cute, married.' He said again. His eyes looking to the side at Blaine. "mmm.. bacon." He licked his lips. "I think I will put that on my potato. What are you going to get?. " He looked down at his hand. "Do you think a diamond ring suits me? I mean my friend asked me today. I think so. A big bright diamond ring." Kurt hinted again, holding out his ring finger. "oh, and I want green beans. I love that too." He looked up at Blaine and smiled brightly and innocently.

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"Kurt, no. I didn’t     I didn’t mean it that way. I’m not saying that I want you to see my body. I mean that’d be awkward. But I’m not that proud myself.” Finn grabbed the shirt and sighed, shaking his head and just walking off towards the fitting room. 

Kurt could never understand why Finn thought his body wasn't attractive. He was tall. He was handsome. He was a dreamboat. Kurt's very first crush since he realized he was completely 100% gay. "I- It's ok, Finn. Just go try on the shirt." Kurt would talk to him later abou this body image. He felt bad for Finn. "This shirt will look great, just.. trust me."

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"I do, but I can still eat real food. And I do. I just don’t like it as much as blood. And I mostly eat for show at times," Blaine shrug. "I could never give up cronuts and coffee, you know that." he nodded and led Kurt to the table. Blaine sat down and out of curiosity looked at the menu. "What are you going to get?" he asked.

  Kurt looked over his menu. He smiled. "Hmm.. chicken fingers and a baked potato will do. I know you eat, but you don't enjoy it. Not like you use to, and EHW Cronuts." He wrinkled his nose. "How can you still enjoy that? It's pure fat!"

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     ”Kurt, I mean don’t get me wrong, I’m glad you’re helping me out here. But I’m not going to strip and change shirts, I mean we’re in public. I don’t want anyone seeing my body.” 

"You are so difficult. Fine. Go into the fitting room." He pointed to the fitting room behind Finn's back. "Finn." He said softly. "Do you mean anyone seeing your body... or me.. Are you afraid of me seeing it?"

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       "My coffee order is not hard, you are just incapable of anything that isn't just a latte."

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           Finn jumped a bit, looking down at their hands and slowly pulling his away but greeting Kurt with a real smile. “Oh? Uh      That’s great, Kurt. Do you have it with you, or?” 

          "Do I have it with me? You  are so funny!" Kurt chuckled. Did Finn really ask if he had with him? He always came prepared. "Remove that thing you think is a shirt. You will really like this." He squealed as he pulled out a strip polo shirt. "Try it on!"

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