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[youlooklost]

It's getting kind of drastic

[taleoftwobrunos]

I feel deep embarassment every time i post

[taleoftwobrunos]

I feel deep embarassment every time i post

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

i feel like the people aren’t crazy enough about bill woodward. he’s the most boring man alive. he’s divorced. he loves mamma mia. he doesn’t like his daughter’s stoner girlfriend. he’s gonna kick ted’s head. he drinks a shirley temple during the end of the world in case they need a designated driver. he spent like 100 dollars trying to win a carnival game so he can get a lame ass stuffed animal for his teenage daughter because she’s mad he dropped her phone. he loves his daughter so much he also has no idea how anything works. he’s paul’s best friend. he’s a little bit of a bitch sometimes. he gets a caramel frappe every day. he has genuinely one of the most gut-wrenching deaths in the entire starkid universe. he’s played by corey dorris what more do you people want.

[youlooklost]

[rtzkr1]

[princessmuk]

What must it feel like, to suddenly become aware of the audience around you? To suddenly notice all the room around you has disappeared and is replaced by a pale imitation, no furniture, no door, just a lit backdrop on an empty stage? What must it feel like, to see everyone watching you, laughing at you, ignoring your cries for help, watching you get dragged off stage to your death?

And then for it all to be reset, like nothing ever happened, and you forget, forget yourself completely to sing the opening number, dressed as yourself but not yourself, and you’re only truly present at your shitty dead-end barista job, where you meet a man that makes you smile, and your boss keeps referencing a line that isn’t there, and the coffee cups are empty, and over and over you make the same quips, ask the same questions, tell the same stories, until suddenly, it’s over, the apocalypse is here, and everyone’s singing, and you’re wandering through an alley way that feels almost alive, and then the man in front of you isn’t the man you knew, was never the man you knew, and neither are you, and suddenly—

Suddenly there’s a stage.

This happened to my good friend Emma Perkins

[juveiaaa]

Shoot around and find out

[mrtmnrr]

yeah

[mushuuno]

I re my love the scrapped bal idea

[purplewatermelonguy]

im not immune to "silent protag x evil dude that follows them" dynamic

[voidtheceruledge27]

Some PV memes because I love him

[amka-04]

Ummm..

[meangreenspaceman]

So Ted is basically just humping Paul's leg in this scene, right?

[samaeloser]

will branner the man that you are. his performance as professor hidgens was INSANE

[taleoftwobrunos]

lets have lazy morning with boyfriend

[skafiky]

The guest-ragebaiter is a grief in the house