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[ollyrewind]

Look at him. I would die for him. I would kill for him.

Either way — what bliss.

[kurtofskyforlife]

*sees username* *swoon*

Glad this ship still lives strong in people's hearts. ♥

I created my Tumblr back in the Glee days

[cansu-m]

[ironychan]

Calvin's parents decide to take a Hawai'ian vacation. They're not sure how much of it their son will tolerate but they would like to do at least a few things that involve sandy beaches and scenic cycling routes. They are therefore pleased when Calvin seems to make friends with a local girl about his own age and the two of them run off to play

Now, from Calvin's point of view what has happened is that he spotted actual aliens, and starts trying to bring this to the attention if the adults. But the tourists are like, "that's nice, go shoot 'em with your water gun, have a good time," and the locals are like, "yeah, they're an older couple who decided to retire here. Happens all the time." Eventually, it becomes clear that Spaceman Spiff is going to have to handle it himself.

From Lilo's point of view, Jumba and Pleakley are her gay uncles, do you mind? Calvin does mind, and so the two of them spend the rest of the afternoon terrorizing Kaua'i in the effort to destroy one another while the aliens alternate between bailing them out of trouble and attempting to escape.

Hobbes and Stitch, meanwhile, are calmly playing checkers and drinking non-alcoholic margaritas.

[jaffacountingtribblesinthetardis]

OP I’m sorry but the last sentence painted SUCH a vivid picture in my mind I had to draw it immediately.

[gholateg]

I love how Stitch looks more like a stuffed animal then Hobbes does.

This is perfect.

[guerrillatech]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Holy shit that's so cool

[knightofleo]

[beckiboos]

Finally “do you love the colour of the sky” got compressed for our convenience

[kandykittixd]

This is now my favorite photo

[evilvvithin]

THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS jonathan demme, 1991

[myattemptstobecleverneverwork]

[fishgummy]

2024

DO IT SCARED

FUCK IT WE BALL

REMEMBER THAT PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU

MAKE THE CHOICE TO END HARMFUL PATTERNS

LOVE WITH YOUR WHOLE HEART

[janesexyway]

[commandtower-solring-go]

It should also be recognised that Lucille Ball helped advance the medium of television as a whole by, more or less, inventing the idea of reruns. This was, in large part, what drove the success of non-serialised shows such as Star Trek, but also paved the way for extremely popular television genres like the sitcom

[cybergata]

"Get out of my yard strange cat."

[smallnico]

"we are the same, you and i. we share a warrior's bond"

[t00thpasteface]

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

[dovelylittlebird]

Oh ancient one what wisdom do you hold?

[t00thpasteface]

99% of callout posts are bullshit and just petty personal drama someone is escalating to get even on a grudge. do not engage with these, do not freelance as a cop

DNIs do not work. accept this. internalize that people you don't like will see your posts and engage with them. this is unavoidable and the sooner you make peace with it the freer your mind will be. block the freaks and don't sweat the small stuff

building a tight knit circle of fellow weirdos who vibe with your particular quirks and taste is infinitely more rewarding and sustainable than chasing the biggest numbers

don't respond to bad-faith arguments or bad takes; just block people, blacklist tags, filter post content, and move on. don't feed the trolls (or the bigots)

don't hate-follow

don't tag your hate (ex. if you're posting about how much you hate a ship, don't tag it as that ship, etc.)

don't feel obligated to keep following someone who posts stuff that upsets/depresses/angers/bores you just because you know them really well, or because you're mutuals, or because you used to like what they post. following is nothing personal and neither is unfollowing

op doesn't know you; avoid parasocial relationships

don't pick fights or reblog posts just to disagree/argue

spread joy and positivity in your circles

disable anonymous asks

[charliejaneanders]

This is some of the best social media advice (and advice for being a human among humans generally) I've ever seen.

[neil-gaiman]

All of this. For people asking how I've survived here for over 12 years...

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[charlesoberonn]

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

[secondlina]

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

[funnytwittertweets]

[sharkchunks]

It took Oscar Wilde like 65K words to say this exact thing.

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

[sistertaxon]

⚠️⚠️FAKE BIRDER ALERT ⚠️⚠️

THE COMMON LOON WINTERS IN FRANCE AND IS OCCASIONALLY FOUND THERE DURING THE BREEDING SEASON SO THIS CALL IS NOT OUT OF PLACE

GET EBIRDED IDIOT

[kurtofskyforlife]

[theonion]

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

[adulthoodisokay]

happy 10th birthday to beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure