fixated on asphyxiation

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Sadamune, don’t look out the window. There are some fools of ill repute on the loose, evidently.

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“Ahhh, Master, how are--”

Right when Edgeworth told him not to look, Kikkou turned to the window to see “Extremely Sexy chicks”.

“Oh my, don’t worry, sir. They’re not as lovely as you.”

Yes, that is totally the problem here.

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onikenji:

A-Ah… is that right.

[This is honestly just so much for him to take in. He’s only just awakened, and he’s already this dedicated to him. He’s honestly not sure what to think? What about him, an emotionally stunted shell of a man, is so…]

Well, if that’s… what you really want, Sadamune, I will allow it. My bed is quite spacious, so… it should be able to accommodate all three of us.

[He clears his throat.]

Well! With that said, shall I give you a tour? Or… are you hungry? I am done with my prosecutorial work for the night, so I am free.

Subtlety? What’s that? Kikkou doesn’t know her. Taking things slow? Who is she? He doesn’t know her either. 

A genuinely sweet smile spread across his face at his Master’s words. How he’s able to switch from horny puppyplay nonsense to not that is a mystery.  “Only if you’re really okay with it, Master. I’m quite obedient after all.” There’s a light chuckle before Edgeworth continued. “Ah, I’m fine, but thank you. If it isn’t any trouble, could I have a tour--unless, ah, you’re hungry instead, Master?”

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onikenji:

Seeing as how I do not have enough swords to send in a party, I have no plans to send you out just yet–so you will have time to adjust, before you are expected to battle. You and Aoe can spar, as well–

Y… You don’t have to sleep on the…

…

Aoe sleeps with me in my room, at the moment… I would hate for you to feel lonely. Perhaps for now, you could stay with me. I shall see to getting you a futon, if you truly wish to sleep on the floor.

[He’s weak, he’s a weak bastard and he can’t help being so completely, utterly homosexual? He can’t be professional under these circumstances, he just can’t???]

“I’d like to believe that I’m not the jealous type, so the futon sounds lovely for the future, I mean. I, ah, I have means to keep any sort of lonely thoughts at bay. I, mmm, appreciate your kindness, Master. But, for now...” 

His words trailed off into a soft, breathy high pitched laugh. Shudders ran up his spine, his legs trembling under him as terrible, lewd thoughts sprang to mind.

“I’d be honoured to sleep at your and Nikkari-san’s feet like the dog I am, ahhhhh.”

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onikenji:

[Oh god, he was wrong. He is just like Aoe. He has two naughty boys now, what on earth is he supposed to do, this is just–]

Ah–I’m certain that I should… well… ahem.

Right, allow me to fill you in.

The government has tasked me with breathing life into swords, such as yourself–and sending them into the past, to protect history from an army known as the Revisionists. They seek to alter certain events to suit their own designs…

It is enough of a problem that I had to be conscripted, evidently…

Though I only have you and Nikkari Aoe thus far, I will make sure the two of you are properly taken care of. Though I am balancing this new duty with my original position as a prosecutor, I am not about to treat you poorly.

[He just… awkwardly offers him his hand to shake.]

You will be living with me and Aoe in my citadel. We can set up room arrangements now, if you’d like…

“My, that’s a lot of responsibility. Though, I’d hardly blame you if you needed to let off some steam... somehow~. Anyway, thank you for explaining, Master. I’ll do my best.”

The thought of slipping up on purpose so he’d be punished by his new master came to mind, but he pushed it aside. First impressions were important, after all. He could figure out ways to get punished later on. 

“Ah, yes, if that’s what Master would like to do next. Though, to be honest, you could have me sleep on the floor like a dog and I’d be happy, ahhhh.”

Jesus Christ.

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onikenji:

[Oh dear lord, another one. He can’t have a sword that isn’t completely and utterly devious, can he? No–no, maybe he’s just jumping the gun, he’s surely just jumping to conclusions.]

Ah–the pleasure is all mine, Sadamune. I am the saniwa who called to you–Miles Edgeworth…

I am very new to this job, thus… you are one of the only two swords in my possession. With that said–I hope that you and I work well together.

Oh, Edgeworth, you poor bastard.

“Ah, it’s an honour, Master. I’ll try my best to serve you well, so don’t be afraid to, ahhh... give me any orders, if you wish. There’s also nothing wrong with inexperience, there’s always... time to learn.” 

He’s not even trying to be subtle anymore at this point. 

“Though, I’m sure I can help if you fill me in on what’s going on...?”

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It was different. Everything was bright, mostly because he wasn’t in a fucking box anymore but, hey. 

A soft smile graced Kikkou’s features as he gave the man a deep bow. “Ah, hello. I’m Kikkou Sadamune. The reason for my name...” His smile suddenly turned dark, his glasses gleaming in the light. He chuckled lightly before continuing, “Well, I’ll leave that to your imagination.”

Dear god.