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"For my own personal victories…and for guilty verdicts… I used every dirty trick in the book. And so my win record remained spotless. But… A man appeared and stood fast against that selfish me. I fought him in my usual manner, and tasted my first defeat. I felt like I had lost everything because of that. And then… It was my turn to sit in the defendant's chair. And I was saved…by that person I called my "enemy"… I couldn't forgive myself for all that had happened. So I left the Prosecutor's Office. And I left that note… "Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth chooses death." ❈ *Private Miles Edgeworth (Touken Ranbu AU) RP blog.

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[Back at it again at the Edgeworthidel pretending to do lawyer work when he’s really doing saniwa work.]

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Dare my muse to do something. The catch, if they did they can dare you to do something in return. However, if my muse failed, then you can assign a punishment for them.

Dares & Punishments can be anything but be mindful of the mun and their rules.

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ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

YES, I AM ABSOLUTELY. POSITIVELY. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SURE ABOUT THAT.

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Unease and uncertainty. I was talking about unease and uncertainty. For god’s sake.

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herothrone:

Many are toddlers in spirit – or at least act as such, if nothing else. But no, I mean my Master’s child. He is delightful, and unstoppable. But no, no, let me make it for you – just relax. I’ll make something pleasant.

[He hardly manages to contain a chuckle at that.]

Aren’t we all, on some level? I’ve had many a colleague and rival like that, myself. I shall watch my step, in any case... my face is not quite the type that most children take to.

Well, all right, if you insist. But you must let me make it up to you sometime--I make quite a mean pot of Earl Grey.

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herothrone:

Since you’re our guest, I can go ahead and brew some for you. Please make yourself at home. Ignore the small half-naked toddler sprinting around, he’s fine.

Are you certain you don’t want my assistance? I hardly mind--brewing tea is a hobby of mine, you see--

... half-naked toddler... you mean Miss Dankuri’s, I presume? Unless this citadel has procured more toddlers in my absence...

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kusogao:

“Ahhh, Master, how are–”

Right when Edgeworth told him not to look, Kikkou turned to the window to see “Extremely Sexy chicks”.

“Oh my, don’t worry, sir. They’re not as lovely as you.”

Yes, that is totally the problem here.

Sadamune, no--

[Well, too late, evidently. At least he doesn’t seem too put off by it?]

Ah... that wasn’t why I...

I wouldn’t know about being lovely, Sadamune.

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herothrone:

I’m not sure that is a recommended way of cleaning your eyes. I could gouge them out for you, if you’d like? But you may still remember what you’ve seen?

Ahh, I suppose you’re right. No amount of bleach or eye-gouging will erase what I’ve seen...

Perhaps just some tea and polite conversation, then. It has been some time since I’ve been by to visit, after all.

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Sadamune, don’t look out the window. There are some fools of ill repute on the loose, evidently.

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herothrone:

……..

Do you need some help, sir?

-Not sure he should be letting people OBVIOUSLY HIGH ON THE REEFER OF MARIHUANA in here.-

Do you have any bleach for one’s eyes. I fear I’ve seen too much.

...

Also, I beg your pardon for my intrusion.

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[He walks in after knocking erratically for two minutes.]

[He looks like he’s Seen Some Things.]

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[He opens the window to his office to try and get some fresh air--]

..........................................

[He closes the window.]

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[He needs to get out of the office.]

[He’s been buried in paperwork for the last few weeks, all benign casework, nothing exciting. All things he can finish quickly. But it’s so monotonous, he’s starting to lose track of time.]

[He really needs to get out of the office.]

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kusogao:

“I’d like to believe that I’m not the jealous type, so the futon sounds lovely for the future, I mean. I, ah, I have means to keep any sort of lonely thoughts at bay. I, mmm, appreciate your kindness, Master. But, for now…” 

His words trailed off into a soft, breathy high pitched laugh. Shudders ran up his spine, his legs trembling under him as terrible, lewd thoughts sprang to mind.

“I’d be honoured to sleep at your and Nikkari-san’s feet like the dog I am, ahhhhh.”

A-Ah... is that right.

[This is honestly just so much for him to take in. He’s only just awakened, and he’s already this dedicated to him. He’s honestly not sure what to think? What about him, an emotionally stunted shell of a man, is so...]

Well, if that’s... what you really want, Sadamune, I will allow it. My bed is quite spacious, so... it should be able to accommodate all three of us.

[He clears his throat.]

Well! With that said, shall I give you a tour? Or... are you hungry? I am done with my prosecutorial work for the night, so I am free.

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that me ))

{ me, running towards you, to give you all my lov }

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{ updated edgeworth’s sword list! to reflect his most recent naughty boy, kikkou--rped by my close friend, cipher! pls show them love they’re the best ♥♥♥ }