kutjera

[literallyaflame]

hey does anyone have that meme where like, that dude is lounging on the floor listening to some other dude talk and it’s super homoerotic??? i need it for very important reasons

[bryaraga]

i GOT u, bro

[literallyaflame]

EXCELLENT thank u for my life

[literallyaflame]

@walrusofdoom

[glumshoe]

I dreamt that I made a post saying I wanted to meet the guy who made that eternal shrine to Toto’s Africa in the desert and fight him.

He apparently had a tumblr and reblogged my post to say that he was taking me up on my offer and would meet me in the Namib Desert.

I reblogged it again with the words, “Shit, I guess I have to fight the guy who made that eternal shrine to Toto’s Africa in the desert”.

[im-god-now-fight-me-deactivated]

this was not just any dream. this was an omen.

[glumshoe]

oh my god he’s a cowboy

I’m going to have to fight a German synthesizer jazz fusion cowboy in the desert

[glumshoe]

how do you say “Where can I find the white cowboy I have come to duel?” in Afrikaans?

[infernobf-deactivated20260502-d]

me: *leaves my room to go get water*

the personnel containing me at the scp foundation site:

[blackgirlsvevo]

70% of girls in relationships ain’t even happy y’all just pretending

[blackgirlsvevo]

‘at least i have a bf’ yea w/ some bum ass guy who doesn’t text back and doesn’t rmr things abt u and that u just put up w/ Bc every once in a while he does smth to make ur heart flutter so u ignore the fact that the majority of ur relationship is u constantly bein underwhelmed and under appreciated but being too attached to being able to project the outside image of ‘i’m in a relationship’ bc u believe it gives u status or socially validates ur value as a woman to the watching world sweetie i’ll take being single

[blamethesoup]

[wrnbrn]

[ddemonboy]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

sis i’m right here….

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

[yugirimistwalker]

sorry i only have a dollar

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

:(

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

You can buy anything you want with $22500

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

apply juice to what

[zvaigzdelasas]

directly to the forehead

[asundergrowth]

Great post guys

[mooncakespastel-deactivated2021]

Pom Pom Purin UFO catcher. Edit. ♥

[850298503485]

＜シスタージェニィ＞ランドセル

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

[corporatebigwig]

[makotato]

[lovecatcher]

ig: pastelae

[ruinedchildhood]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[ladycibia]

for @spaceaceben („ᵕᴗᵕ„)✿✿✿

[mallshoggoth]

I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

[just-another-emo-perspective]

another quality post written by god or a ghost

[acquiredalias]

[accessiblelgbthistory]

[id: four women stand holding a banner, free hands raised with one finger to their lips in a “shush” motion. the banner depicts a venn diagram with two circles reading “lesbians” and “librarians”. the crossover section is titled “lesbrarians”.]

[doomhope]

adding info from tumblr user @queerasfact so that it’s on the same thread as the image description:

“I’ve seen this floating around without a source, so I did some digging to find out just who the Lesbrarians were.The group was formed by librarian Tara Robertson (third from right, in the red shirt) for the Vancouver Dyke March in 2009. You can read Tara’s blog post about their inception here. As well as posing with their banner, the Lesbrarians put together a book list of lesbian literature, which you can check out here.”

[veeranger]

transforms into a magical girl but then i just stay inside and play video games but i look really great in the outfit