feel free to change pronouns / wording !
“ how’s it looking up there ? ”
“ that place has been deserted for years. ”
“ keep your head down and be smart. ”
“ wait, wait, wait, don’t shoot ! ”
“ i didn’t steal anything ! ”
“ stop moving around back there. ”
“ it’s under the seat ! ”
“ i’ve been in an accident. ”
“ you’ve got to get moving. ”
“ they’re gonna kill anybody who saw it, and anybody who knows anybody who saw it. ”
“ i’m fine, by the way. ”
“ we’ve got something they don’t. ”
“ i thought you said ‘us’. ”
“ i’m with you every step of the way. ”
“ you’re gonna need a gun. ”
“ don’t worry, it’s unloaded … it’s unloaded NOW ! ”
“ we might have a problem. ”
“ i got a dead zombie here. ”
“ i don’t need to tell you what happened after that. ”
“ now that i’m walking into the quarantine zone, it just hit me. i don’t know any thing about the quarantine zone. ”
“ that barnacle’s on our side. it’s not though, obviously, so don’t walk under them. ”
“ that wasn’t a gift ! that’s MY gun. ”
“ it is a matter of perspective. ”
“ i really don’t have time for riddles. ”
“ i am alone in my head. ”
“ you’re not gonna believe this, but i ran into a vortigaunt. ”
“ that zombie has a shotgun ! ”
“ hurry up and load that thing. ”
“ can you just … talk ? ”
“ i think that given our situation, your irrational fear of the dark is actually quite appropriate. y’ know, i could give you easily a hundred reasons to be terrified. ”
“ big fan of this flashlight. ”
“ have you ever heard of a club sandwich ? ”
“ you guys had all that ? that’s insane. ”
“ could always get worse. ”
“ well, that’s life. y’ know, it’s not always great. ”
“ you think you’d have a job for me ? ”
“ we could be partners. ”
“ i’m gonna reach out and pull you up. ”
“ i’m gonna figure out how to get over to you ! ”
“ it got a bit messy back there. ”
“ that’s probably gonna draw some attention. ”
“ i want you to know i’m proud of you. ”
( sarcastically ) “ look out. ”
“ this place is overgrown. ”
“ i’m really starting to think i shouldn’t be breathing this stuff. ”
“ the combine do know how to upgrade a gun, i’ll give ‘em that. ”
“ uh oh, this guy’s not wearing a shirt. ”
“ i didn’t even need to edit your genetic code ! ”
“ guess we’d better cooperate. ”
“ she sounds like she means business. ”
“ honestly, i’d pegged your survival at about four percent. ”
“ i thought we had an agreement : you keep your tongue to yourself and i don’t shoot you in it. ”
“ there would’ve been so many better ways to die than this. ”
“ gotta cut the leg off. ”
“ you win, hope you choke on it, you creep. ”
“ keep your voice down. ”
“ those things are nasty ! you gotta cover your mouth ! ”
“ i hope you came across some of the good stuff. ”
“ do you think a headcrab could turn a gorilla into a zombie ? ”
“ if there’s a gorilla on the loose, i’m not sure a headcrab’s gonna make it much worse. ”
“ we’ve come this far, i say we keep going. ”
“ there’s somebody up there. ”
“ hey, watch it ! i don’t wanna get any of this crap on me. ”
“ i would probably die instantly. ”
“ you haven’t been doing too bad yourself. ”
“ ah, i did jinx us, didn’t i ? ”
“ textbook ! textbook jinxing ! ”
“ it doesn’t look too dangerous. ”
“ you’ve proven yourself to be of extraordinary value. ”
“ i’m afraid you misunderstand the situation. ”
“ when i get my hands on him, i’m gonna … i’m gonna kill him. ”
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