Can I Fast Forward To My 30s Yet?

My name is Mike and I'm just trying to grow.

[theintrovertnation]

[irreleventblue]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

[mikey-xoxo]

ME

[cute-animals-only]

[fozmeadows]

the lesser-known roof-fox makes its nest

[xtremecaffeine-deactivated20181]

What kind of birds are these?

[catchymemes]

This adorable proposal.

[daftpenstartedover]

[babyanimalgifs]

[elliehopaunt-deactivated2025073]

worth watching for the end

[uglyassbinch420]

yo what tHE FUCK ¡

[catgirl9696]

Interesting fact these two are playing but they are using play behaviors of their own species so they dont really “match up”!

Dog - is “bowing” and using open mouth “bites” as forms of play

“Play fight with me!”

Cat - is giving the little paw bats they use when playing with kittens

“Cute kittens get booped!”

They are both trying to engage the other in a playful way but not understanding the others responce.

The dog is like “you smack so no play? but not hard smack and no bad noise so not angry?”

The cat is like “why you jump around? open mouth but no chomp? no hiss so is okay?”

And then they sort of settle with a kind of communal grooming gesture they both understand!

Dog: no play? okay i lay… we calm now friend!

Cat: sad? no play? is ok i luv u weird kitten!

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/BjNePqtgSFS/

[biff-donderglutes]

FUCK OFF IT’S JUST WOODWORKING AT THIS POINT

[dryadgirlie]

me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess

[sixpenceeeaesthetic]

How I want to be. Via paraflymore

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

[1hat3u]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[starting-to-feel-just-right]

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

[tuskegeejetter]

To anyone who wakes up another day and tries life again, I'm proud of you.

[arandomthot]

[fireb0y]

This dude living in 2097

[rallythedead]

Genius

[chrysanthemumpink]

This don’t work for sarcastic girls. My dumb ass will say something like “the sweet abyss of death,” what you gon do then ? Kill me…i dare you to do it

[ofallthehappy-deactivated202004]

View this post on Instagram

[barbie-cock]

this is a very very good video

[dumdolly]

omfg this video made me the happiest i have been in a while

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

[hipstered]

have a relationship thats mature enough to sit down and be like “ look this is our problem and this is how we’re gonna fix it..” SIMPLE

[chalamet-x]

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

[wlwbeauty-blog]

Concept: you’ve been married to your wife for 3 years. You wake up in your bed before she does, your nose cold but your body warm. Careful not to wake her, you get out of bed and your toes curl when your feet hit the cold floor. You brew a pot of coffee and take a cup, making sure to leave enough for her. You pull on a big sweater and walk out onto your deck, sitting in a big wood chair to look out over the forest. The leaves are orange and edged with frost. All is quiet as the sun rises over the trees. You hear the door opening behind you and your wife sits down next to you, wrapping the comforter from your bed around both of you shoulders. You sit there like that until the sun is well up and your coffee cups are empty.

[extrashenanigans-deactivated202]

Oh my god. This is it. I want this so badly.