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@kvhyng
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NOTICE!
hi everybody, i’ve been pretty busy lately (as i’m sure you can tell,,,) in addition to some major writer’s block, so i think it’s appropriate that i finally go on a brief hiatus. i should be out for two or three weeks, while i finish up summer classes, then i’ll try and get back to things here.
in the meantime, i’m active on aim @a.lmond, so come chat with me there!!
“he’s extra greasy too? how many animals did they use to make enough for just his consumption. did he spit on you? he looks like he talks with his mouth open. that’s gross.” despite his abhorrence for his family traditions and expectations there was nothing entirely wrong with presentation and decent etiquette. “I bet he’s wearing brown loafers with that outfit too…” kihyun’s expertise only shows when he’s studying others and he’s barely finished when they make it to the car.
“sooooooo tell me all the creepy details of this guy.”
his face glows, beaming at his friend to the right. it had been a while since they had met up in person, usually resorting to texts or late night phone calls (in which kihyun would constantly rant about the nuisance that was his family – taehyung found that he never really minded). and really, taehyung would never usually be so caught off-guard by such an elaborate story, knowing full well his friend’s ability to ramble on until the sun went down, whether his words were factual or not. perhaps it was just the current situation at hand. taehyung was a bit frazzled with his date’s intensity.
“oh god, i’ve gotten a good few drunk texts from sohee before. lucky you, i guess, being the chosen one on the receiving end of such classy messages. so jealous, really.” he says with an amused snort, tugging the other along as they’d finally escaped his own version of hell. the few flashes of the cameras outside blinded him momentarily, dipping his head down to avoid losing his sight altogether. taehyung had grown used to the admirers of sorts, and despite appearing to be relatively unbothered by the press now, he’d first been rather put off by them. but with the few compliments he’d read online about himself, calling him “kihyun’s handsome friend” or “that cool tall guy he’s always with,” he quickly took a liking to the experience altogether. he’d always wanted to be famous, anyway.
the safety of black leather seats and heavily tinted windows brought comfort to the pair, taehyung even heaving a sigh of relief once he was able to sink down into the vehicle’s plush, luxury seating. he leaned back and finally let his eyes fall shut, a strong juxtaposition to his earlier body language towards such a lovely date. “oh my god, seriously, you’re the best. what do you want in return? lifetime supply of snacks? my entire life’s value?” he sighed out, head rolling on its side to eye at his savior. “want me to quit this whole online dating thing?”
honestly, ever since the start of this horrid date, that was a very strong possibility. none of the dates he’d landed from these websites had ever really ended well, nothing more than an awkward kiss out of pity, no hope for a second date whatsoever (the only one he’d really liked, ended up cancelling for somebody else). this last one had really been the tipping point, nose crinkling up at the mere thought of the guy.
“spot on. did just about everything you’d consider as, date repellent. for real, you know when people list out their deal breakers? guy managed to hit each and every one of them. messy, too loud, never let me talk, obnoxiously talking up the waiter when ordering drinks… can you believe he even tried to order for me? tsk, the nerve. that by itself just about made me walk outta there, man.
“i mean, you saw him for yourself, didn’t you?! barely even looked like his photos, he must really know how to use his filters.”
“ Look –” Somehow that seemed to always be his opening statement these days, “I didn’t say we get our names” Or had he? I mean, it wasn’t like he’d been in sober mind to truly recall what exactly he’d told his best friend.
“BUT – now, hear me out, how cool would it be if we got TaeSoo –”
even worse, jisoo was suggesting they get more than names. of course, how could taehyung think that he’d get away with something so simple? and even as his beloved roommate's medication began to wear off, it almost seemed as if nothing changed. because here they were, bickering about friendship tattoos–
“hold on, you want what?” he almost couldn’t believe it. “do you know how much that’d hurt?! not to mention the time, the money, and again, the pain–”
🍒 “Heheheh, I know your weakness! And do you really think you could ever get used to this face? Seems sort of impossible, if you ask me.”
◤ “listen, i may be weak now, but trust me when i say i’m gonna work on that tolerance! pretty soon, you’re gonna be powerless against me.”
sweet tae
"Screw you, I don't want your pity."
« ANGST STARTERS » (accepting)
◤ “don’t want my pity? fine, if you wanna be like that. excuse me for just trying to be a decent friend and look out for you. glad to know you won’t listen. saves me the effort.”
[ 🌸🍃 ] 一 She surely did doubt each word that the other spat. Who could possibly fend for themselves when they’re at their most vulnerable state? Now, she knew everyone handled their alcohol differently, but even then, they’re not entirely in their right mind. One wrong move and everything can change. Her arm gripped tightly around the male’s waist, making sure they were entirely seated before she slipped away. She added a few rolls of her shoulders. They felt so much lighter. Who knew the other could be so heavy. She hadn’t planned on leaving her friend though, not after finding them like this. and not until she knew they were in the comfort and safety of their own home rather than out and about, doing things they shouldn’t be doing. Her arms crossed under her chest, glaring at the male as she spoke.
❝ The best in the business? If it weren’t for me you would have ended up on the floor…with people stepping all over you. ❞
“come on now, obviously that’s all a part of my master plan. i’ll have you know that i’d totally meant for it to happen that way. like a distraction, it’s in my technique. master plan, like i said. all thought out beforehand. don’t you believe me? you’ve gotta believe me.” he whined desperately, clinging weakly onto the female’s wrist, swaying it back and forth in his grip. in all honesty, getting this wasted had never been a part of his plan since he’d initially set foot out, and he would definitely regret it all with the following morning’s hangover, one for the books. taehyung would most definitely be complaining to his friend to never let him do such a thing again, despite knowing full well he would be out again in a matter of days.
🍒 “Oh come on! I think it’d look really cute on me. You’re really gonna deny this face?”
◤ “alright, alright, fine. but only because you’re doing that cute pouty thing that you know just makes me weak. seriously, you’re gonna have to quit it before i grow immune!”
@kvhyng ↳ continued on from here !!
“ wait i… wow. i don’t even know what to comment on first. that’s what you usually think about? work, puppies, love… i mean most of that sounds okay, but… taxes? ”
◤ “okay, okay! judge me for it! judge me for being concerned about the economy! but hey, if it makes you feel any better, that’s only about 2% of my thoughts. ‘puppies’ is dominating with around 95%.”
Sentence starters (angsty)
"I can't believe you would do this!"
"What the fuck were you thinking?"
"Screw you, I don't want your pity."
"You never cared, did you?"
"I want you out of my life! For good!"
"Don't touch me."
"Cut the crap!"
"I'm never going to forgive what you did."
"How can I move on?! Please, tell me."
"I'm in love with you, but you love him/her."
"We were a mistake."
"They were right about you!"
"I just want to cry and never stop."
"Stay away from me!"
"Leave me alone!"
"I don't want to see you!"
"Just go away!"
"Go kiss your boy/girl friend!"
"I know the truth now."
"How long have you been keeping this a secret?"
"Did you really think you could get away with this/it?"
"You can't fix this."
"so, about those tattoo --"
@mdpvrk
◤ “jisoo... park jisoo... i’ve already told you that getting each other’s names tattooed on ourselves is not the best idea.”
dear ex boyfriend
« LETTERS » (accepting)
dear ex-boyfriend,
i hope this letter finds you in good health; it’s been a while, hasn’t it? have you been well? i hope you’ve been taking care of yourself, i really do. i know that things ultimately ended on a bit of a strange note, but i wish nothing but the best for you. i learned a lot from you, and i wouldn’t take back anything i’ve ever said or done. you’re a really great person, and i’m sorry that things had to end between us. i know that you’ll be able to move on and become an even happier person. you’re so strong and independent, and i hope that one day you’ll learn to not base happiness solely upon another being, and that you’ll finally feel comfortable just as you, without the need to appease the needs and desires of those whose opinions do not even matter, in the grand scheme of things.
even now, i still care about you a lot, and i sincerely want the best for you. you’re forgiven for anything which you blame yourself for. i think that i’ll always love you, unconditionally, my special lil dweeb. wishing you the best.
sincerely,taehyung xx
dear yeji
« LETTERS » (accepting)
dear yeji the f***y,
HOO BOY HEY i’ve gotta choose my words carefully otherwise you’re gonna strangle me (i hope u do). i Guess i can make this kinda sappy and serious like i guess i could maybe do it. u kinda gross though so i’m not sure how this will go but lulz let’s just go Wild.
jokes aside, you’re one of my very closest friends, whom i cherish so much like damn…. the emos group is unstoppable. i love us all but let’s talk about You (yet again lul). you’re probably like, the funniest person i know? even though your humor is kinda nastie and i always reply to you with “shut up” or “you’re uglie” or “i’m blocking you,” i’m still clutching at my gut just in pain and droolin all over the place because i’m laughing so much.
i admire the way you just don’t care about what most people might think or say about you. and i may drag you on the daily, or make fun of some tiny, arbitrary thing in the given moment, but i hope you know that i sincerely love you (*gag*) and want all the best in the world for you. we both went through a lot of the same stuff, and i’m really glad we can look back at things now and just laugh or troubles away. you’re somebody i can depend on and i wouldn’t give you up for anything in the whole world (but test me and i Just Might).
love *dry heave* ,xx taehyung
dear santa
« LETTERS » (accepting)
dear santa,
pls just get yeji in check, somebody needs to keep her in line, she drives me crazy and i cannot stand her any longer!! i’d like some cheesecake too thx.
best wishes and high hopes,xx taehyung