kweli si kali

I know a little bit about a lot of things. I speak in hyperbole literally all the time.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

[cheaphalloweencostume]

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[maliciousindungeon]

[stonyponyofficial]

[kwelikaley]

When one of your best friends asks you to be her best (wo)man WITH MEMES. @runscottie, I am HONORED, HUMBLED, BLESSED, and SO FREAKING EXCITED to subvert gender norms with you!!! I love you, BBF. 💜😭 #gaywedding #bestwoman #patriarchywho #idontknowher https://www.instagram.com/p/B2b0dA3hbaY/?igshid=vkp9xy27si6y

[kwelikaley]

#thereasonfortheseason #onwednesdayswewearpink (at Drexel Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/Boe8AqMnrwF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1crmt43oblc7s

[kwelikaley]

Got roped into happy hour. (I’m not complaining about it that much.) #ladiesnightout #phillyrestaurantweek #moscowmule #cider (at Cinder Copper & Lace) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoPocgbHSIY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wtlefjbywrr2

[kwelikaley]

I like to make sure my commentary in the margins is as colorful as the judge’s language. #saltyjudges #shadefromthebench #goals #1lproblems https://www.instagram.com/p/Bng4UHPHRNz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=118xe1bx8m4mp

[kwelikaley]

“Haven’t you done enough homework, mom??” #mysweetwestley #rescuemutt #boredpupper #neverendinghomework #1lproblems https://www.instagram.com/p/BnW05G-nPIJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pbfrh9wth92f

[kwelikaley]

Ok, they look bored, but they’re actually having a great time. #packbonding https://www.instagram.com/p/BnNS2vcnUKc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1c98u55nw45mm

[kwelikaley]

A cuddle pile. I’m only slightly jealous that I wasn’t invited. @drewlch @drivethrusally_ https://www.instagram.com/p/BnNI4l0Hb1h/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gjbday3d94o4

[kwelikaley]

I love watching my boyfriend and his boyfriend watch wrestling. #bestfriends #truelove #notevenjealoustho https://www.instagram.com/p/BnNHD72ndFm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=v6268unakvut

[kwelikaley]

Not only did @drewlch patiently wait for me to get through 3 hours of reading and briefing cases in the preciously short time we have together, but he also played with my dog to keep him from being a nuisance and then cooked me this AMAZING, Instagram worthy dinner. He’s my hero. My heart is so full. 💜🙌🏻 #1Lproblems #boyfriendoftheyear #actsofserviceismylovelanguage https://www.instagram.com/p/BnM-DRSHKx9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wfnxvyuktjcy

[kwelikaley]

He really resents how much room my study materials take up. . . . . . . . #mysweetwestley #studybuddy #1L #Idreamintorts https://www.instagram.com/p/BnFgq42H9y3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=3j4l0n2bd3or

[kwelikaley]

My whole heart 💜 #mysweetwestley #twuwuv #studysundays #rescuemutt #adoptdontshop

[kwelikaley]

I very much miss my garden, but this beer was delivered to my literal doorstep, so city living can’t be all bad. #philly #gopuff #firstworldperks

[kwelikaley]

True love, y’all. @drewlch #dorks

[kwelikaley]

@actionjaxxon went HAM on some friend green tomatoes and Mahi Mahi. #sistercollab #afeastfornoreason #gardenfresh #whatsfordinner

[kwelikaley]

Potatoes + garden fresh Brussels sprouts + various cheeses + cream + whatever broth was in the cupboard + whatever random herbs I have growing + heart + other things ...??? (can’t remember) = an authentic Gordon Sisters™️ collaboration #adventuresincooking #foodwizards #afeastfornoreason

[kwelikaley]

#veggiehaul #monstergarden #growfood