finally in The Kwuck Chair

unofficial account for your neighborhood convince store

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Dont worry about the decapitated head behind the register. Its for morale.

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But as a reminder the only thing stopping Daddy Don from executing us, is our continued worship of Red

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Dont worry about the decapitated head behind the register. Its for morale.

[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal

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Our marketing team really went in a new direction with our spokesperson

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Our marketing team really went in a new direction with our spokesperson

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Please sign my petition for maintenance to finally listen and bump me up in the queue so the toilet stops screaming at me.

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I cant believe that the new KT mascot just tried to kill me

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When I die you must all battle to the death and your rankings will determine which store you receive. This does lead to other issues, but your family will receive a lifetime of free the Urge chips with every purchase

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Hey Folks! Don't forget that you may get snowed in this weekend - BRR! - and here at KT we do want to make sure you don't forget anything - like the alcohol you'll need to stand the uninterrupted hours of your parent, partner, roommate, or kid (screaming at you.)

We recommend our puppet Charlie's Brandy. He'll make sure to thank you personally!

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We are going to be the first gas station to admit it: youre not allowed in the employee section of our stores because thats where the corpses of old the Urges are kept. They dont decompose, despite having acidic blood, and im a little to scared to suggest fire.

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When I die you must all battle to the death and your rankings will determine which store you receive. This does lead to other issues, but your family will receive a lifetime of free the Urge chips with every purchase

[tinyreptararms]

[kwiktripoffical]

Hey Folks! Don't forget that you may get snowed in this weekend - BRR! - and here at KT we do want to make sure you don't forget anything - like the alcohol you'll need to stand the uninterrupted hours of your parent, partner, roommate, or kid (screaming at you.)

We recommend our puppet Charlie's Brandy. He'll make sure to thank you personally!

[foldedchip]

weirdly it makes me kind of bitter that culver’s has expanded outside wisconsin. that’s OUR restaurant, those are OUR cheese curds… the other states shouldn’t know what we have here. kwik trip is expanding out of state too. those are OUR gas stations. i understand that other states have water parks too, that’s fine, they’re not all ours, but we don’t have much of our own here and i was satisfied and grateful for our great fast food chain and extremely clean gas station chain, but now we have to share those with the rest of the united states.

[mieczyhale]

via midwest vs. everybody

listen kwik trip chocolate milk just hits different and that different is perfection

[melonsflower]

Kwik trip breakfast sandwich save me please

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