well i love parts of her

independent and "just for fun" michael kelso from that 70s show. please read my rules and info before interacting.

[constellatedyouth-deactivated20]

░ ▌⁽ ♕ ≍ ❝I don’ know what tha’ means but it sounds bad. ❞

[kxlso]

"It's what happens when you smoke too much, man. My head is spinnin', and you're talkin' funny."

[wednesdxxy-deactivated20150704]

█  —- ♛ ❝Don’t be stupid.❞

[kxlso]

       "----I don't think I like your tone, little girl."

[constellatedyouth-deactivated20]

░ ▌⁽ ♕ ≍ ❝Did ya’ have a hangover?❞

[kxlso]

        "I wish. That would mean I had beer. But I didn't.         I think I might be spazzing out."

[kxlso]

       "----....Guys, I don't feel right."

[imcxte]

         “…”

[kxlso]

      "----Fine!"

He lifts out of the chair in a huff, paw-like hand grasping the 'warm' pop and making his way back to the food drop off window. The Hub was busy, but if he didn't do this the prospect of getting some later went from pretty likely to not likely at all. 

[imcxte]

         “You’re the guy! Figure it out.”

[kxlso]

         "You know what--? I don't need to take this!"

[supermashpotatoes]

that 70’s show // season 4 episode 26.

[imcxte]

          “I don’t have one, Michael!”

[kxlso]

         "Then how am I supposed to get you another pop, Jackie!?"

[ninasrivera]

[ghostofanidiot]

[imcxte]

          “Michael. I’m thirsty.”

[kxlso]

        "Wha--then give me another dollar!"

[quotethatshow]

[quotethatshow]

[imcxte]

            “But this pop is warm.               I want a new one.”

[kxlso]

          "That was my last dollar, Jackie."

[altruchas-deactivated20140521]

          ’ ——-‘re ya alright, son? ‘

             [ couldn’t be sure if thats a noise of distress or —— excitement. ] 

[kxlso]

          "Yer him! Yer Captain freakin' America!           Should I salute?"

[ he slaps his hand to his forehead in a rather awkward salute--                                                                                                  it's almost correct. ]

[kxlso]

THERE'S FIFTY OF YOU!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I AM A POTATO SHAPED LIKE

ASHTON KUTCHER

GFDI

[hxyde]

     ❝  Well, I’m not goin’ t’be honest      when the detective asks if I murdered      you by stuffin’ it down your throat, man.  ❞

     ❝  Give ‘em here.  ❞

[kxlso]

       ".....Finder's keeper's."