dandruff

I forgot

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[mariacallous]

Hasan Piker's Bullying Tactics Won't Work

The Party Electorate Won't Give In To Intimidation Tactics, Especially From The Left

[dandruffaromatics]

This article is really like "your brain on american bipartisan politics" meme. Apart from the author's personal opinions about Hasan Piker, it contains a single fact. Hasan has said on a podcast that he will not vote for the Democrats should they choose to pur forward a candidate he does not approve of. This single assertion is described as being somehow an "intimidation tactic". Americans, be serious I beg you. This is how democracy works. You don't vote for a group because they are your team, you vote because they promote things you agree. And when they stop doing so, you use whatever democratic leverage you have (your vote and your fair influence on other people's vote) to push the party in the direction you want them to go in. That is literally how democracy works. You can think that Hasan's decision is dumb in context, but it is insane to call it an "intimidation tactic". Maybe if you want people to keep voting for you, promote better candidates, candidates that gather vote. People choosing not to vote for you is not intimidation, it is democracy.

[cosmicpoutine]

timlonnie had potential to be the opposite of "my bf can't know im a superhero". lonnie can't find out robin is tim drake, can you imagine the disappointment? the drama? the lovers to enemies?

[cat-source]

[subversivegrrl]

Interesting. I read this as intentional hyperbole, but according to a lot of people in the notes, Norwegians (maybe all Europeans) are just... like that? Blind to the flaws of their surroundings? So not unlike the US at all.

[dandruffaromatics]

(I am a southern european who lived a few years in northern europe and has contacts with lots of europeans from other countries). There is an annoying recent tendencies in middle class northwestern europeans. They have consumed more america-centered media than their own country's media. They are depressingly uninformed of their own country's issues. It is nothing but a new form of america worship mindset, though they don't even realise it. Couple that with the cultural tendency to shut down problems and look good on the outside. And you get insane comments like this.

Let me clear, if your country's political discourse concerns only truly trivial problems than that is an issue in itself.

[charlesoberonn]

Maybe that's a regional thing but that's a completely normal thing where I'm from.

I worked as a supermarket cashier for years and people would always place half-empty or fully empty packages of things they've already eaten.

[dandruffaromatics]

Never in my life as a supermarket customer or worker have I seen something like this. And it sure is surprising ppl do this.

[phemiec]

LOLLLL doctors are so unserious

been telling mine for years I think I have pcos and she’s like “hmm…hormones look normal idk” 🤷‍♀️ so I stopped shaving my face for a week to show her my goatee and she immediately was like “oh yeah you have it”

I was like? ?/ do we need to do more hormone testing or check if I have ovarian cysts? And she said you actually don’t need abnormal hormones or ovarian cysts to have polycystic ovarian syndrome (then why the name???) just facial hair, acne and irregular periods is enough I’m ????/ I’m so tired

literally it’s impossible to get anything diagnosed unless you are actively grossing them out then it’s like “ew you have ugly disease 🤮 we have to fix it immediately ew ew ew”

[dandruffaromatics]

When you told her "I think I have PCOS" did you tell her why you thought that?

[delilahmidnight]

[tricktster]

So like when we bought the new house, right after closing my attorney gave me this checklist of things to do right away, like rekey the locks, check the carbon monoxide and fire alarms, and replace all the toilet seats.

This last one struck us as very funny because, while the toilet seat one is a reasonable reminder for those richie riches out there with new toilet seat money and a fear of lingering butt germs, we do not have that option, because our 125 year old house came equipped with a toilet so technologically advanced that we have a separate toilet adjacent wall panel to control all the options.

This toilet has features I have never even seen before, much less experienced. When you sit down on it, it makes a comforting little beep, as if to say “hello friend, i’ve missed you!” It then begins to run just the tiniest bit of water to ensure that the built in bidet with full independent control over direction, intensity, and temperature will be prepared whether you opt for cold, lukewarm, or hot. Then, there is the air dry button, with its own temperature and intensity controls. It will literally both wash and dry your butt, and you will be in the utmost comfort while doing so. There is an anti-odor button, and I cannot fathom what technology THAT one deploys. There is still more.

We never would have bought this on our own, but we have quickly come to trust and love the Poopstation-9000.

[raccoon-anarchy]

“In our culture we have this notion that we can heal from our difficulties independently, and that we should heal from our problems independently, and that we should be independent. People are always telling me… ‘why do I need other people so much? I feel like I shouldn’t need other people. And I understand why you don’t want to need other people, because other people are strange and chaotic… but the fact is that we do need other people.”

— Dr. Kirk J. Honda, “Psychology in Seattle” 

[charlesoberonn]

Why are landlords allowed to lease homes they don't own? Why are renters expected to pay off the landlord's mortgage?

If the bank owns the home then the renter should be paying directly to the bank, instead of paying a higher fee so that the landlord can make a profit off of the transaction by doing nothing.

[charlesoberonn]

And if the landlord does own the home, I think the rent should come with guaranteed services.

70% of the rent should be paid not to the landlord, but to a fund tied to the apartment for services like water/electricity/repairs/etc. The landlord should pay out of pocket if the fund isn't enough for the required services.

[dandruffaromatics]

How it legally works in italy (i assume it is similar elsewhere but I can't be sure). The bank does not own the house. At all. The bank has lent money to the landlord to buy the house, and the landlord is repaying with interests. That is a contract between the landlord than the bank and has nothing to do with the renter. The landlord is absolutely legally allowed to rent the house and make a profit out of it.

Renting definitely comes with guaranteed services. Landlords are legally obligated to pay for any standard repairs the house may need, except for those which are directly caused by the some negligence of the renter (that will depend on the contract). Electricity, gas, internet, water, heating all have nothing to do with the renter-landlord relation, they are a contract between the renter and the electricity company. If you have them included in your total according to your contract, you are legally allowed to review the contract that the landlord has with the electricity company so you can calculate your actual rent.

70% is a real odd number. All of these services come up to significantly less than 70% of your rent. Also the repairs are something the landlord is always obligated to do out of pocket. You do not have to pay for it at all.

[nokiabae]

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

[sleepy-milkbread]

I’m in the last 47.33% 

I shouldn’t have taken that test

[official-megumin]

can’t be embarrassed by the results if i simply don’t take the test 👍

[trains-explosions]

modern problems

[kat4884]

top 39.74%

i don’t know how to feel about that

[meelonsquid]

um. well

to be fair i have been regularly reading books since kindergarten. and i read pretty quickly

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Not as high as you but better than I thought! I’ve not been reading regularly for the last few years as school picked up but maybe I should get back to it. I was a very well-read child though, and Ive always had a strong vocabulary, so maybe I’ve just got some sort of aptitude for language in that way–it always came easily to me.

[autumnvleaves]

considering that the last time i genuinely just sat down and read a book was more than 2 years ago, i’ll take being only 5813pts away from one of the smartest people i’ve ever spoken to in my life :3 (thas u prev)

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

nooooooooo I’m flattered haha but there’s much smarter people on here!

[autumnvleaves]

thats why i said smartest i’ve spoken to

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I know, I mean that I guarantee you’ve spoken to someone smarter and probably had no idea

[javascript-official]

Almost Same score as you! @bisexual-engineer-guy. Meaning being a bisexual comp sci guy quantitatively has a negligible effect on vernacular proficiency over being a bisexual engineer guy

(Also if you exit the quiz and open it again it will tell you if you want to start from where you left off but it messes up your score, counting all your previous questions as incorrect for some reason)

[3bookworm]

[dandruffaromatics]

Top 6% is not too bad as non-native

[sister-equalist]

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

okay

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

[dailypattondoodles]

Oh.

OH

[lurlur]

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

[top-secret-replier]

hello, i am the top secret replier! well done for finding me - you may never see me again!

REBLOG OF SHAME since the replies are turned off D:

[fuckyeahbiguys]

[fuckyeahbiguys]

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

[feenyxblue]

No, no, no!

This is April 19 on the Julian Calendar.

The real bread day is on April 7th

[hollowboobtheory]

civic duty

[hollowboobtheory]

context: the heritage foundation is trying to launder data in support of doge by sending a survey to only their supporters and using blatantly leading questions. the survey takes less than 5 minutes and they don't verify your email

[hollowboobtheory]

you CAN do it multiple times if you so wish

[uglymelon]

Oh good we broke the first one. New link is here, same story.

[roboticutie]

Cannot even make this shit up

[wormyorchids]

Just did this, took 2 min!!

[spot-the-antisemitism]

my infamously data skewing followers rise up!

[spot-the-antisemitism]

My followers urge to scew poll results knows no bounds

[nuroful]

Donate to Fight Hunger in Sudan: The Khartoum Kitchen appeal, organised by Mustafa Ibrahim

The War in Sudan has created the World’s largest Humanitarian cris… Mustafa Ibrahim needs your support for Fight Hunger in Sudan: The Khart

[lordzannis]

£647,087/£800,000 Goal

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Thank you for your compassion and generosity!