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[qoa]

[bertanlicious]

lol

[burgertv]

[htesimpsons]

[actualdogvines]

[dogvines]

[literal-ghost]

#friendly bard approaches with a nice song

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[kxlvo]

At a Job Interview

Interviewer: it says here on your résumé that you, and I quote, "knocked a bitch out cold". WOW! That's perfect for Gap Kids!! When can you start?!

[weloveshortvideos]

[awwww-cute]

[thefrenchfawn]

same

[ddeimoss]

tag you’re nsfw

[ddeimoss]

[pomeranian2]

[6986298793874928374983269-deact]

[purplebuddhaproject]

Did you know that for pretty much the entire history of the human species, the average life span was less than thirty years? You could count on ten years or so of real adulthood, right? There was no planning for retirement, There was no planning for a career. There was no planning. No time for plannning. No time for a future. But then the life spans started getting longer, and people started having more and more future. And now life has become the future. Every moment of your life is lived for the future–you go to high school so you can go to college so you can get a good job so you can get a nice house so you can afford to send your kids to college so they can get a good job so they can get a nice house so they can afford to send their kids to college.

John Green (via purplebuddhaproject)

[mpsex]

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

the year is 2073. memes are now illegal. the government has taken full control of the internet. there are no more memes available. everywhere you look are memeguards. meme dealers whisper memes to those who pay $150 in dark alleyways. children everywhere are crying. the world has come to an end. the world is truly………….. memeingless.