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“You’re lucky I’m hopelessly in love with you, otherwise I would be so fucking pissed that you ate the last of my pistachio.”
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@kvllerqueen continued from x
“You’re lucky I’m hopelessly in love with you, otherwise I would be so fucking pissed that you ate the last of my pistachio.”
gcldthrone:
( continued from here || @kxngofkiings )
“That was terrible, babe.” Mercedes couldn’t believe that he actually said that. Of all things that he could’ve said, it was that. It made her laugh though, so if that was his intentions? Then the cheesy line was actually a bit of a success. “Kinda reconsidering going with you to that meeting you said you had, all because of that little line.”
“Oh, hush. I have a lot more cheesy ones in my back pocket-- that’s nothing!” Paul teased, pulling her in for a kiss. At the mention of her skipping dinner, Paul raised a brow. “You sure? I was gonna take you out for dinner afterwards. It’s been awhile since we’ve been on a date.”
“Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?” - gcldthrone
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“What? All I said was if you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.”
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bellexmaryse:
At his admission, she let her lips curl into a smile that was as sweet as it was troublesome, a perfect description of the woman in turn. Even after all this time, Paul knew that about her all too well. Certainly a rose with thorns. “ Menteur. You would only ‘ate it if I was predictable — what fun would it be t’en? I like to keep a man like you guessing. I always have. And you wouldn’t want it any other way. Hasn’t it always been my job to cause you trouble…? ”
Jesus fucking christ, Maryse was about to kill him. She had a knack at that, that was for damn sure. “You’re absolutely fucking right.” Paul spoke, loosening his tie before sitting down in his chair, crossing his legs once he did so. “And you do your job so, so wonderfully. Really. In fact, when was the last time I gave you a ‘performance review’?” Paul asked, eyebrow raised ever so casually.
RP starters: Flirting ( + responses to it. )
“You come here often?”
“Can I offer you a drink?”
“So.. You expecting someone?”
“Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”
“I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”
“Do you want to dance with me?”
“Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”
“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”
“Are you single? Just asking.”
“You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”
“What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”
“I love the way you’re dressed.”
“Do I have any chances with you?”
“Do you have anything better to do later?”
“Can I get your phone number?”
“You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”
“I can do whatever you want, babe.”
“You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”
“I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”
“You should be a model.”
“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”
“Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”
“That won’t work. Try again.”
“Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”
“I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”
“You don’t look so bad yourself.”
“I thought you were taken.”
“So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”
“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”
“Compliments won’t pay my drinks.”
My sweet Vivi ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕!! #AuntieCoco
thenikkibellax:
“An RV?! We aren’t going camping, baby. I was thinking we could just take your bus. At least it’s more comfortable.”
“The bus would be a great idea! I’m gonna have to get it cleaned-- it’s been awhile since it’s been used. But we could definitely do that.”
xobriemode:
“Well, you’ll never have to find out, because I’ll always be right there by your side. Even when I’m pregnant and ready to pop!”
“And I’m so fucking grateful for that. Really, babe. I am.”
thenikkibellax:
“Of course I can handle it. Our first family road trip! I just hope you can handle stopping every hour for me to pee!”
“That’s why I’m thinking we should rent an RV, that way we don’t have to stop and you can pee whenever you want!”
Poppa H and his babies <3
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xobriemode:
“Oh please, you know you are, don’t even give me that. It’s not Mania without The Game. I’m just messing with you, because you know I’m going to be ringside with bells on.”
“You know I love you like fucking crazy, right? I don’t know what I would do without you as my support system.”
thenikkibellax:
“Actually, that’s just me using my fat ass as an excuse! Speaking of, are we still doing the whole road trip thing to Orlando for Mania? Since planes aren’t really my friend right now.”
“We are! If you can handle being in the car with me and the girls for that long, that is. Cause they are dead set on coming with us.”
*Daniel Bryan voice* JESUS
bellexmaryse:
There’s a flicker of surprise across her face but only a nanosecond before it cools into a look of deadpan with the slightest tinge of amusement in the way she quirks her eyebrow. “ And why is that? Because I know how to work this business to my liking — or because I know how to work you to my liking? ”
“What if it’s both?” Paul spoke, raising a brow as he looked at his opposite. “Moreso the second one, but it’s definitely both.” He sighed, resisting the urge to smile. Maryse just had that effect on him-- even after all of these years. When she returned, things picked up where they left off, as if life had just been on pause. “I don’t actually hate you, you know. I just hate that I can never figure you out.”