chen's house now

hi i'm captain hover kitties for links

[kxptain-blog]

Me:I should clean my room

Mom: [comes into my room] spend today cleaning your room ok

Me: wow suddenly out of nowhere I've changed my mind??

[memewhore]

[ivorykingandhomies-deactivated2]

Got me again

[haroldstitties81]

white pale blog girls on tumblr be like:

my mouth was the cigarette

your dick was the lighter; 

and we collided.

*reblogs pics of drugs*

[dovescape]

parent: never have sex child: i’m asexual parent: what do you mean you have to have sex

[lorileadfoot-deactivated2020072]

A zombie apocalypse story where a vaccine is developed but anti vac moms refuse to inoculate their children because the zombie vaccine causes gay autism

[mothgoggles-deactivated20210706]

In the right hands, this could be an epic work of satire.

[nagisakaworu]

tuesday again?

[mitsurusasayama-deactivated2015]

im not gay but

big boss

[smeggies]

skype call: nobody talking, just clicking and keyboard sounds

[eleanorose123]

when you reblog your own post cause it didn’t get notes

[striders]

[wifipasswords-deactivated201908]

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

[mrbenwyatt]

[essi-the-cat]

[nigecha]

reis trying to hide from him so that he doesnt try to give her fashion tips

[thespoonmissioner]

[geromytehholehspirit]

Some quality product right here

[kxptain-blog]

ok