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[smeggies]

ok my actual new tumblr is smegopolis

see yall there

[smeggies2]

hey nyall

its me julie/smeggies

i decided to make a new blog and start fresh

especially since twitter’s dying and i been on there in recent years lolll

if any of u care i’ll be on here now

[smeggies]

actually ignore this for now i’m gonna make an entire new account with a new email

[smeggies]

so how does this work again

am i unshadow-banned or 

[memewhore]

[megabuild]

[horrorofthebeast]

[pajamasecrets]

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

[melrows]

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

[jayiray]

[meeowerzz]

HELLO??

[pun-ishment888]

Whats not to get? Moron.

[official-lucifers-child]

target audience

[pluralwizard]

ahehehehe!! Weeeeeeeeee!!! ^w^ *holding your hand and skipping with you as we are hunted for sport*

[wreckitremy]

[flipchild]

fishing; the thinking man's gacha

[great-tweets]

Beware!

[theocseason4]

My shopping cart rn: twizzler nibs, nerds clusters, barkleys cinnamon pastilles, retinol

[officialmacgyver3-deactivated20]

Eyebrow pencil.

[theocseason4]

are you adding stuff to my cart

[cowboy-garfield]

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

[pancakeke]

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

[caramoccii]

mansplain manipulate malewife the cartoon

twitter | insta | inprnt

[warcrimesimulator]

Cat with unusual markings posted to a Thai Facebook group.

Anyone seen anything like this before?

[rorytelling]

This is an ancient coat pattern that has mostly died off. This cat just got very lucky genes.

[bogleech]

We coulda had 1 stripe cats all this time

[birdluvr1993]

whip cream

[brbgensokyo]

[pawjob]

bro stop incorporating my leitmotif into your battle theme people are gonna think we're gay