Family: *frequently pushing me to jobs and schooling*
Me: I didnât sign up for-
Also family: Weâre so happy for you! It seems like just yesterday you were a child in school, and now youâre a young adult! Soon youâre going to be paying your own bills, making your own money and suffering; welcome to adulthood!
Me: Wait, what? Suffering-
Employer: You start tomorrow.











