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kylie jenner | 17

[cyrustbfh-deactivated20150315]

Having an ex hit you up when you’re just starting to get over them is the worst fucking feeling ever.

[ky-jenn]

No, no, no. That's not allowed.

[just--incredible-blog]

Happy Friday!

[ky-jenn]

Happy Friday, SaggyPants!

[just--incredible-blog]

SaggyPants?

[ky-jenn]

It's your signature look.

[just--incredible-blog]

Happy Friday!

[ky-jenn]

Happy Friday, SaggyPants!

[ky-jenn]

Okay, so I’m sitting in the waiting room before a meeting and this woman walks in. Tall, blonde, a little loud. And I’m like, “Why is this woman so obnoxious?” Until I realize it was Phoebe Buffay. Lisa Kudrow. In the flesh. I died. I am dead. 

[ky-jenn]

[heyek]

Did you get a picture with her? That’s like amazing.

[ky-jenn]

I did, I did. I didn't let her get away without one!

[ky-jenn]

Who? Who? Who? Felix?

[liliriverhart]

GassyMexican! Or Max. I was like crying. Get it together, Troian.

[ky-jenn]

Oh my god! That’s so exciting. One time I bumped into Marcus Butler and nearly fainted, it was so embarrassing.

[listenandleanback]

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[liliriverhart]

The gamer gods have shone down upon me as one of my fave Youtubers have noticed my existence. Yes, I fangirl - shut up.

[ky-jenn]

Who? Who? Who? Felix?

[ky-jenn]

I have a huge crush on Chandler. He’s so sexy and funny. Unf. But Matt is sexy in a conventional way, yes.

[kendall-bieber-blog]

He’s pretty cute. Matt just plays Joey so well, like, he’s so stupid it’s lovable.

[ky-jenn]

There's something about him that I love so much. Right? They're all the perfect people for the parts. I'm glad Ellen didn't play Phoebe.

[ky-jenn]

[ky-jenn]

The One With All the Jealousy? I love that one! I’m so jealous you’re watching.

[kendall-bieber-blog]

Yes, oh my God. I’m been roaring over Ross covering Rachel’s whole desk in lovely dovey stuff. I also forgot how much I loved Matt LeBlanc, like, holy shit, he’s cute.

[ky-jenn]

I have a huge crush on Chandler. He's so sexy and funny. Unf. But Matt is sexy in a conventional way, yes.

[ky-jenn]

I’m watching Once Upon a Time. I’m slowly passing out, though. Ah, which episode are you watching, butthead?

[kendall-bieber-blog]

I’m told that show is amazing. Season 3 and episode 12, muahha.

[ky-jenn]

The One With All the Jealousy? I love that one! I'm so jealous you're watching.

[ky-jenn]

Kenya. It goes well, I’m tired as shit, though. How are you?

[kendall-bieber-blog]

Ah, that is good, that is good. Go to bed, poophead. It’s past your bed time. I’m lovely though, watching Friends. Crying because you met Lisa. You know, the usual.

[ky-jenn]

I'm watching Once Upon a Time. I'm slowly passing out, though. Ah, which episode are you watching, butthead?

[ky-jenn]

Hola.

[kendall-bieber-blog]

Kylizzle. How goes it?

[ky-jenn]

Kenya. It goes well, I'm tired as shit, though. How are you?

[kendall-bieber-blog]

Hiiii.

[ky-jenn]

Hola.

[spookshq]

Other than having to deal with food theft its been pretty chill, how about you?

[ky-jenn]

So, so good. I'm loving life right now, so everything is wonderful.

[ky-jenn]

You’ve met my mom, I’m sure. She’s crazy — absolutely psycho.

[spookshq]

Actually no I haven’t gotten the chance to meet her which is weird, but I’ll take your word for it

[ky-jenn]

You're lucky, Niall. So very lucky. Anyway -- how's your day?

[ky-jenn]

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