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they/them :) background art by @sleazyjanet

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Kya: all the heterosexuals in the gc, give me 20 dollars right now

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Kya: Three years ago I married my best friend.

Kya: Lin was pissed but Izumi and I were drunk and we thought it would be funny.

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Bumi: Are you in love with Lin?

Kya: What? No!

Bumi: Then why do you keep drawing ‘K+L’ with a bunch of hearts everywhere?

Kya: Uh... It stands for Kya and lilyweed.

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Kya, high as fuck: How do people drown? Like, just drink the water.

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Lin: Kya gave me a pill for my headache and I haven’t blinked in 6 hours.

Lin: I’m definitely arresting her.

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Kya: Hey Lin, fuck me if I’m wrong but-

Lin: You’re wrong.

Kya: Wha-

Lin: You. Are. Wrong.

Kya: Well, shit

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Kya: Look, I now you’re angry-

Lin: I am not angry.

Lin: I think it’s funny.

Lin, angrily: ha ha ha.

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Kya: Lin, wanna see a butterfly?

Lin: Sure.

Kya: *throws a stick of butter across the room*

Lin:

Lin: I am divorcing you first thing in the morning.

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Kya: *winks at Lin*

Lin: *looks around to see who Kya was winking at*

Kya: Really?

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Tenzin: Why are Kya and Lin sitting back to back?

Bumi: They got into a fight.

Tenzin: Then why are they holding hands?

Bumi: Lin gets sad when they fight.

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Aang: And what do we say when our actions upset someone else?

Lin: Hoes mad.

Aang: No-

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Kya: Did you sit on sugar? Because you have a sweet ass!

Lin, without looking up: Why don’t you kiss it and find out?

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Kya: *wins Pai Sho game* HAHA HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE?!

Lin, a little tipsy: Desirable.

Tenzin: Please, stop.

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Kya: Has anyone ever in any point of your life told you they love you?

Lin: Does family count?

Kya: Yes.

Lin: Then no.

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Kya: Lin, baby! Please, do the thing!

Lin: *raises eyebrow*

Kya, breathlessly: Holy shit.

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Kya: Lin, want me to do a tarot card reading for you? Pleeeeease.

Lin, sighing: Fine.

Kya: Okay, this one says you are loved and should be appreciated more, this one says you’re a precious human being and this...

Lin: Kya, those are not even tarot cards. They’re just pictures of me.

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Kya: Lin, you wanna eat? Mom made it.

Lin: Uh, sure.

Kya: *lays on top of the table facing Lin* go for it!