Settled

Kyle Lennox | 24 | Westbrook Employee at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC | Husband & Father

[nikolashatzi]

I am not taking your word for anything. It isn’t worth anything to me. 

[kyle-lennox-blog]

Have you not had coffee yet today?

[violetannette]

“Dude, if anyone’s insulting you here it’s you.” 

[kyle-lennox-blog]

“This took a wild turn, didn’t it? I feel like this got way too deep too fast.”

[jacksonhelena-blog]

Haha oh jeez, is it bad if I say I always think those portraits are cheesy? Even when the editors and publishers have to do it for a magazine it’s just so…professional with their snazzy words and comments and it’s like two pieces of a puzzle that don’t fit.

[kyle-lennox-blog]

Because they are cheesy. That’s why I love them. That’s why you have to get the cheesiest one possible. We’ll even enlarge it and hang it in your apartment.

[kyle-lennox-blog]

Text || Contacts

Em: I will text her again. After I sober up Noah, cause apparently he came to LA to get drunk. Breaks up and their aftermath.

Ky: Noah? Do I know Noah? I can't keep up with you most of the time.

[esterxroth]

Stick with cookin’ the grilled cheese in a pan from now on. But now what are we gonna eat? ‘Cause I’m pretty positive that we cannot pick off the burnt pieces from that poor sandwich. 

[kyle-lennox-blog]

I most definitely will. Well it looks like it’s take out for us tonight, Ms. Roth. So what will it be? Pizza, Chinese or some snazzy meal from the new sandwich place in Westbrook?

[sierra-moore]

So come on then, what is married life like? Aside from the gory bedroom details, are you guys gonna’ do a Kim K and divorce after a month?

[kyle-lennox-blog]

No we are very much gonna stay together for as long as humanly possible. We’re doing great actually. I never knew I could get along with, live with, love someone as great as I do with her. 

[kyle-lennox-blog]

Text || Contacts

Kyle: Have /you/ talked to Rose lately?

Em: She hasn't replied to my last two texts. Think motherhood is keeping her busy.

Kyle: Yeah I hear that happens. I'm sure if you just drop by she wouldn't mind.

[nikolashatzi]

Pics or it didn’t happen. 

[kyle-lennox-blog]

Pftt I have to prove nothing to you. You just have to take my word for it. Live in mystery.

[violetannette]

“I have chubby cheeks, it’s cute.” 

[kyle-lennox-blog]

“Cute on you but not on me. I just look bloated and uncomfortable.”

[jacksonhelena-blog]

Haha oh stop! You’re going to make me blush over a book I haven’t even written yet. You’re definitely right, that must be exactly how it hapened.

[kyle-lennox-blog]

A book you will write, though. I can see it already. You’ll have one of those snazzy author’s portraits on the back and everything.

[os1x1-blog-deactivated20200626]

Why do I feel like you’re one of the people who specifically gets angry and threatening when breadsticks are involved? 

[kyle-lennox-blog]

Because I probably am. And not just breadsticks, any food really. I am a man who takes his food very seriously.

[natenate-daniels]

That’s like one of my worst nightmares! Like how do you not think a clown isn’t trying to kill you when you’re being followed on the highway? 

[kyle-lennox-blog]

Exactly! It’s literally right out of a Stephen King novel or something. I was sure that my death was coming. I don’t trust anyone who likes clowns.

[nikolashatzi]

Because you look like you could lift two potatoes tops with those arms. 

[kyle-lennox-blog]

Looks can be deceiving you know. I could totally lift up a car if I needed to.

[jacksonhelena-blog]

A million copies? Oh wow, how lucky are to have such a wonderful human being like yourself in our lives? 

[kyle-lennox-blog]

A million and one even. I don’t know? Maybe you just hit the jackpot, huh?

[addisonparks-deactivated2016051]

Yeah you’re not really a sporty guy…but then I’m not a sporty girl so…it works out. No…nope…you can’t get down in the club…you’re not even a dad yet and you do dad dancing. Great, this is gonna be fun. Me and Astrid can roll our eyes and you and Peter and your boyish antics.

[kyle-lennox-blog]

Excuse you, I am totally a dad or did you forget about my son Ethan, hm? Well Peter and I know how to have a party so you just get ready.

[violetannette]

“I did not, stop lying, Kyle. It doesn’t suit you well. Your cheeks just look chubbier.” 

[kyle-lennox-blog]

“You totally did! Mhm, because saying my cheeks are chubby is just so kind.”

[sierra-moore]

Ugh, I really fucking hate men. There is a reason I only banged women for years – less stress. I hope it does too, or fuck Lanford, I’m outta’ here.

[kyle-lennox-blog]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, let’s just drink so we’re both more bearable.