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@kyle-murphy-jr
Lmao will I ever get back to Kyle....
Someone on Instagram just told me they like my faceā¦
I finally did it. Iāve made it! Iām one step closer to instafame!
Oh aye, itās all fun and games until you wake up in a Saw game. Iām all for the fans but some eh them are just seriously no right, ye ken? [taps his head] No right.
So I'm coming over, I hope it's alright.
And I totally believe you. -laughs- Aye, well⦠itās full of Americans, but what you gonna do? If you try really hard though, you can overlook the general cheer and imagine youāre back in Scotland. Oh my god! Are you serious!? That is amazing! Youāll need to let us know when youāre playing near here. Or Dave can let us know. Ah! I can bring my mug!
Many do. Iāve got my own followers out there like Iāve always said, folk should just listen to me because Iām right. All the time. Thatās the thing. Aye, Iāll gee that a go. If I see somebody cutting aboot in their hoose coat on the way to the shop for a pint āeh milk then Iāll be right back in the Bing. Serious. Thanks, thanks I know. Iāll make sure yous know when I know. [laughs] Aye, you bring yer mug.
505Ā T In The Park 2011
So I'm coming over, I hope it's alright.
Of course you did. You should really see someone about that memory of yours. Iām good. Been good. How about you? Seriously though, are you just here to see Peyton and such orā¦?
Nah, man. I'm sharp as a tac. I've got it all going on up here. [taps his forehead] It's where the magic happens. Aye? Good, good then. I'm braw. Bit weird 'round here but. It's just no the hometown. The band got itself signed. We've got a wee tour all lined up but it's on the cheap so I needed somewhere to call the home base so... Here I am. No really sure about the details, you'd have to ask our manager Dave like.
Running away, somewhere better, I wanna see that sunset-- Running awaaaay-- So sorry, won't you please forgive meeee-eeee-eeeh--
So I'm coming over, I hope it's alright.
You know why Iām here⦠Same reason Peytonās here⦠Oh my god, have you forgotten who I am again? Terribleā¦
Same reason's Pey-- ... No. Eh, aye. ... Aye, Kayla. I kent that. You're here too. Because Peyton's here. I'm there. I've got ye. How ye been?
I CAN FLY HIIIIIIIGHER THAN AN EEAAAAALGE IF YOU ARE THE WIND BENEAAATH MY WINGS~
Here! Here, lads.
As per.
Uh⦠tall. Kinda skinny. Jakey-like, even. Like ahām pretty sure ah seen a needle pokinā oot ay eeās pockit, ye ken? There mighta been chinos too. Witever kinda cat he wiz, there wiz a pure dodgy vibe goinā on. Eh⦠Aye. Aye. Two kids, ah āhink. Babe though, total babe.
Jakey-like? Just when you think you've escaped them, eh? Aye, aye I ken the wans you mean. Bet he cuts about in his jammies when he goes tae the shop in the morning aswell. Right, well. We cannae be having that. There'll be nae dodgy-ness around my niece. Two? Fuck sake, Jazz. Aye, well I hope she is. Hope she's the pure top class of all MILFs.
... You sure yer awright, Jazz?
Here! Here, lads.
Nothināā¦
Eh⦠Well, she was ramblinā anā⦠Ah āhink sheās got a date tae this āhing, like. Ahām pretty sure ah actually seen the guy leadinā her oot ay here, ye ken? Like, maybe yeh should go do that protective uncle āhing, eh? Like away fae here. Like wherever they went tae?
Oright... Just shouting for the sake eh it, then?
Aye? A date? What's he look like? Does he look like a wee prick? I bet it's wan eh they One Direction chino wearing cats gon' about aw 'er the place. Fucking chinos. Aye well if he looks like he was a shady wan... You no coming? Huv you got yer eyes on somebody here already? Is she married wi three kids?
Here! Here, lads.
Wit!?
Aye. Aye, itās aw magic, like. Aye⦠Aye⦠So, Kyle. Yehāve no spoken tae Peyton the day, huv yeh?
Wit?
Jazz. Eh, naw. I dinnae ken. She might have come in earlier but I was watching The Internship again so I wasnae listening to her. Naebody's deid though so it's oright. How?
Here! Here, lads.
If any ay yeez see a guy wae a guitar, aām no here, right? And I most definitely didnae bring eeās niece tae this shindig!
Haw, Jazz!
There ye are. Look, have you seen this buffet? These spare ribs are magic. Folk round here might be a bit mental but they ken how to put on a spread. Get in and aboot they wee rolls like. They've got the ham wans and everything.
Kyle Murphy | 21 | Human | FC: Alex Turner | TAKEN
Bio ā
āAnd I do apologize if I was being so unkind, baby I swear I canāt remember, I swear I canāt remember being up all night, letās do it again tonight.ā
Kyle Murphy never really had much of a clue what he was going to do with his life which would have been okay if his worst fear didnāt rotate around being stuck in his tiny little village for the rest of his life. You see people who never leave the village, you know? Itās not a pretty sight. Still, he was never very good at the whole āschoolā thing and he didnāt want to become a plumber or a brick layer or whatever it was guys like him were supposed to be. Then one day something happened. His sisterās boyfriend gave him his old guitar. Doesnāt like that big of a deal, right? Well the thing about Kyle is that he has started a million different hobbies ā tennis, hockey, swimming, football ā and has dropped every single one of them and never looked back at them. That means his mum has had to spend a whole lot of unnecessary money on things Kyle doesnāt even remember anymore. Yeah, he can be pretty frustrating sometimes. Anyway, the thing about the guitar was that Kyle didnāt lose interest in it. He taught himself how to play and he was good at it. Really good. Through in the fact that heād always been pretty good at writing poems and suddenly he was writing songs. Thatās when the dream was born. Heād finally found his calling and his calling was music.
Of course his life consisted of other things. Maybe not many more things but still things. Being from somewhere where you canāt walk down the street without someone asking you if you heard about our John getting out off the jail again, itās really no surprise his life revolved around his friends, getting drunk, his family, school, girls and of course, music. His best friend ā āidiotā best friend on weekends ā is Jazz McKinley. This guy has been in Kyleās life since the crib and itās pretty cool how theyāve stayed friends all this time. No one knows him like Jazz does and when heās not bailing him out off whatever trouble heās in then heās getting into said trouble right along with him. These two together are a complete and utter menace. A constant headache for Kyleās mum. Oh and notice the shift in terminology here? Like Jazz, Kyle is from Scotland. His home being a blimp on the map within said country. Like most Scots heās got a touch of the patriarch inside him and yes, he loved Braveheart. But then again he also loves Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, Will Ferrell and any and all romcoms this world has to offer.
Speaking of, Kyle likes to think of himself as a pretty romantic guy. He does write songs, heās artistic (despite that one inappropriate art teacher), gentleman-like and he is perfectly capable of being sweet and charming. The thing is heās also pretty insecure. You see girls tend to friendzone him ā hey, heās an insanely likeable guy ā and go for the likes of Jazz or Naked Dan. That wasnāt the case with his last and first serious girlfriend. Now, for all heād watched it on the TV screen Kyle had never been in love before until he saw her. His first honest thoughts? āSheās Itā. He thought she was the one. They were going to have it all together and okay maybe he had to ask her more than once before she said yes but when they were together things just clicked. Sure they argued and disagreed and she never really liked his friends or got the music but he loved her. He loved her and that was all that mattered. Until it wasnāt enough. You know how they say that without trust there can be no relationship? Well letās just say she broke his trust along with his heart and now sheās not his girlfriend anymore. Lucky for him heās headed to America and if thatās not far away enough from said girl then he doesnāt know what is.
Additional Information ā
Human and hailing from Scotland Kyle has no idea about the supernatural or how American money works. He does know that his band got offered an opportunity to record and tour in the states and he had to take it
Okay so they donāt have a lot of money but thatās okay because his sister just moved to America with his niece Peyton Murphy and sheās agreed to let him and Jazz stay. Sheās a real peach like that
Is he still pouting about She Who Must Not Be Named? No. Okay, well maybe but that doesnāt mean heās not ready to get back out there. Besides maybe Peyton will have some single friends who she can hook up with
Speaking of he has actually met a couple of her friends before. He drove Kayla Glennon and Pearl Young home one time and it was a highly intense situation with a temperamental Sat-Nav heās probably already forgotten
Kyle loves his family but my God they can talk. That means that heās perfected the art of zoning out and looking like heās listening when instead heās actually thinking about whatās for dinner that night. Itās a real skill
Havensdale sounds a lot like where he lived before which doesnāt make him feel all too great so hopefully itāll have a bit more life to it. Or at least have less arrests happening on a Friday night. Or at the very least no one walks the streets in their pajamas because dear Lord
So I'm coming over, I hope it's alright.
What on earth are you doing here?
Standing. Breathing. Trying to figure oot where I left my car keys. And why aw these streets are named efter fruit. Jazz's going to be happy with the orange looking one. And what are... you doing here?
So I'm coming over, I hope it's alright.
Thank you, I- Kyle? Kyle?
Aye? That's what my maw calls me anyway.
So I'm coming over, I hope it's alright.
Listen for me pulling into your drive. Look out your window - youāll see my lights. Baby girl, I gotta see you tonight. The way the breeze is blowing, blowing. Got me wishing I was holding, holding. Holding you so tight under that porch light. Girl, I gotta see you tonight⦠tonight⦠tonightā¦
Yer a regular Johnny Cash, like.
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