Flawless

Jazz McKinley Twenty One Scottish Human

[jazzy--jazz]

blair-fisher :

And what exactly is supposed to be in this drink? Because it’s not…It’s bad.

Really? What’d you get? Just wanna make sure I don’t make the mistake of getting it too.

[jazzy--jazz]

yvonnedelisle :

Listen, don’t make fun of me. I’m doing the best I can with my arms here and, anyway, I cry easily. It would just be insensitive, T-B-H.

Hey, I’m not making fun of you. I promise you. I’m just enjoying the view over here. You’re definitely one of the best dancers on the floor right now.

[jazzy--jazz]

lulu-matthews:

I should  go to the gym, and yet…

Jus’ go change the duvet on yer bed, hen. That’ll be enough exercise for a lifetime.

[jazzy--jazz]

hellsfavourite-angel:

Have things changed or…?

Do you still count the success of a party by the number of pairs of underwear that aren’t mine that are left around the house? Because if so, someone’s wedding was a fan-fucking-tastic success.

And not that I actually want to know the details or anything but if you did hook up, I sincerely hope it was in Lanie’s room because, well, someone should be hooking up in there at least.

Hen, ah’ve no clue, but fae noo on, ah want aw mah shindigs tae be judged on how many knickers’ve been left lyin’ aroon.

[coltonhaynesattraction]

[jazzy--jazz]

coltonhaynesattraction:

Colton Haynes

[seeing-red-arrow]

[jazzy--jazz]

Who needs the gym?

Just had a working out and a half trying to put covers on my fucking bed!

[a-carnie-and-a-cop]

[saint-nancy]

-Slightly less puppy dog, slightly more wtf? staring-

I— What the fff-heck kind of language is that?

[jazzy--jazz]

-heavy sighing-

Ye'r no gettin' the cake.

[jazzy--jazz]

-swaggin' his way through town-

[ayeliketherockstar]

Aw, shite… That was an accident! It was dark and I was tired!

[jazzy--jazz]

Wit? Naw, here. You're Peyton's pal, eh?

[saint-nancy]

-In Claire’s Cakes, using her cute-as-a-button charm to try and win herself a French Fancy-

But I’m only a dollar short. I-I can’t find my mom and I’m starving…

[jazzy--jazz]

Hen, the 'hing only costs wan eighty five. Ah cannae just- I- Awright, just -whispers- pretend yeh found the extra dollar. Dinnae want the other customers complainin' like, yeh ken?

[jazzy--jazz]

[jazzy--jazz]

Here! Here, lads.

[zombie-slayer-princess]

Um, no. No, not with me. Why, are you cold?

[jazzy--jazz]

Naw. A'm fine. -takes off his jacket and puts it round her- You though. You look cold.

[jazzy--jazz]

Here! Here, lads.

[kyle-murphy-jr]

Jakey-like? Just when you think you’ve escaped them, eh? Aye, aye I ken the wans you mean. Bet he cuts about in his jammies when he goes tae the shop in the morning aswell. Right, well. We cannae be having that. There’ll be nae dodgy-ness around my niece. Two? Fuck sake, Jazz. Aye, well I hope she is. Hope she’s the pure top class of all MILFs.

… You sure yer awright, Jazz?

[jazzy--jazz]

A ken, eh? Tell yeh right noo, a wouldnae put it past the guy. Good. Aye. So yer goin' after them, aye? She is, like. Total MILF. The MILF of aw MILFs. Maybe yeh'll meet her one day. No, today though. No committed enough for that.

Hm? Aye. Aye. You awright?

[jazzy--jazz]

Here! Here, lads.

[kyle-murphy-jr]

Oright… Just shouting for the sake eh it, then?

Aye? A date? What’s he look like? Does he look like a wee prick? I bet it’s wan eh they One Direction chino wearing cats gon’ about aw ‘er the place. Fucking chinos. Aye well if he looks like he was a shady wan… You no coming? Huv you got yer eyes on somebody here already? Is she married wi three kids?

[jazzy--jazz]

As per.

Uh... tall. Kinda skinny. Jakey-like, even. Like ah'm pretty sure ah seen a needle pokin' oot ay ee's pockit, ye ken? There mighta been chinos too. Witever kinda cat he wiz, there wiz a pure dodgy vibe goin' on. Eh... Aye. Aye. Two kids, ah 'hink. Babe though, total babe.

[jazzy--jazz]

Here! Here, lads.

[zombie-slayer-princess]

Me neither. Me neither… Hm? Oh, yeah. Yes, sure. That’d be really great. Thank you. Jazz.

[jazzy--jazz]

Right. Aye. No problem, hen. Here, ye got a jacket way ye?

[jazzy--jazz]

Here! Here, lads.

[zombie-slayer-princess]

Well I don’t know what happ— … What? Um, clothes. I think. I hope. Oh my Go— No wait. I’m sticking to my first answer. It’s definitely clothes. And excuse you, I think we could talk more about your shirt than anything else. I mean, it’s kind of amazing like I can’t look away oh God it’s like a car crash… But um, what was the question?

[jazzy--jazz]

I don't-... I don't even know, like... You wantin' a drink?