Wow the renderings of that new skyscraper they’re building in downtown Brooklyn sure look cool
we're not kids anymore.

if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Andulka
Jules of Nature

pixel skylines
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

oozey mess
Cosmic Funnies
NASA

izzy's playlists!
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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YOU ARE THE REASON
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
almost home

roma★
sheepfilms

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@kyleayers
Wow the renderings of that new skyscraper they’re building in downtown Brooklyn sure look cool
Whoa check out the Facebook Word Clouds for some of the Presidential candidates! They show the words / phrases they’ve used most often in the last year.
I’ve been commenting on every instagram ad i come across. thanks to this stranger who’s defending me against my ex wife
BROOKLYN AND NYC! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! November 8th, Part of Dicking Around with Kyle Ayers. The first monthly BOAST RATTLE! Who will take home the title of "best complimenter"??? Pete Lee faces off against Aparna Nancherla in a roast-style compliment competition. With special judges Jo Firestone and John Early. Plus other bizarre events. Sunday, November 8th Union Hall, Brooklyn (@unionhallny) 8PM BE THERE! TICKET LINK IN MY BIO! (at Union Hall)
Comedian KYLE AYERS (First Comes Love, @KyleAyers) joins us to chat about GHOST HUNTING and BBQ CHIPS! Plus, NICK and SACHI talk about BAD GIRLS CLUB and DATING NAKED (again)!! All this and much more on JUNK FOOD!!!
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Everyone is mad about the Vanity Fair logo, and I agree! We need to Make Late Night Great Again! And I fixed the photo!
Mansplaining Coon Rapids
Rae and Maria welcome comedian Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) for this week’s It’s About Us episode. They discuss Bernie Sanders and Black Lives Matter, Iowa, Planned Parenthood, Mansplaining, Ice-T and their emotional highs and lows. With Rae Sanni (@raesanni), Maria Heinegg (@mariaheinegg), and Jim Search (@jimsearch). Find the show on iTunes, Stitcher and Soundcloud. Please subscribe, rate and comment!
This was fun!
NEW YORK! BROOKLYN! I’m back, and this is tonight! Free comedy show at THE FLAT in Williamsburg (308 Hooper Street) 8PM! You don’t even work tomorrow, anyways! Come on out baby. Look at these funny funny names.
LOS ANGELES! FRIDAY! FRIDAY! Adult Film Scripts I got off Craigslist, acted out LIVE on stage!
COME OUT! http://holdmyticket.com/event/211074
A person posted a wildly excessive amount of photos on a Craigslist ad for a wicker basket. I made a joke, then they got VERY MAD.
Thoughts on Trevor Noah & Tweets & Comedy & Media & And Symbol
How lonely and sad are you to scour back years in someone's tweets? What would you expect to find? Comedy is the rare art form that has to be practiced in front of people to truly hone your work. It's not always perfect, but damning someone's progress is certainly a way to hinder the growth of comedy and (its effects on) our society. You want comedians that are 'edgy' and 'real,' but cannot deal with the fact that no one wakes up one morning Louis CK. It takes an incomprehensible amount of effort to develop a voice. But with comedy, you cannot simply shoot hoops in your backyard and get better. You can't even play 1 on 1. You can't 'miss' quietly, alone. You work out ideas and fragments of ideas and fragments of lines of ideas, and you need to work them out in front of other people.
Dissecting years old twitter, backlash to cell phone footage of underground comedy shows, this is all taking a work in progress and critiquing it as though it's the finished product. No matter that it's comedy, and fuck you for thinking you're so special that your critique of even a finish product matters, but in doing what I mentioned above, the media is looking at a painting that has just started, and saying "I don't like how it turned out." Well fuck you, because it's not done, and even when it is, maybe I'm not painting it for cynical, lazy, backwards twats like you.
If you want to damn an industry, how about journalism and the media, that starts drooling at the idea of the story "New Daily Show Host Makes Inappropriate Fat People Jokes." This is lazy and this is fucking stupid and this is why so many everyday people have lost faith in real journalism, because the whole world as turned into an investigatory, hypersensitive TMZ, treating this as though it's a real, viable, important story. The news is too often dominated by gossip articles, given parallel importance to real stories.
When I read headlines like "New Daily Show Host Already In Trouble," I think "No. Society is already in trouble, and has been."
Also, if you want to take this out of context and write a piece about 'unknown stupid twitter-famous comedian bashes media,' here are some words I didn't use in the status above, in case you want to ellipses them together for a bad quote from me: jews, blacks, women, abortion, hate, feminism, sandwiches, butthole, chic-fil-a, christianity, ted cruz, obamacare. I'll even make a quote for your blog: "Unknown comedian Kyle Ayers says 'Media...is..jews. Everyday people...hate...blacks. New Daily Show Host Makes...abotion...sandwiches."
Robert Durst from #TheJinx dropped an album! It HAS to be his, just look at the album art.
COME ON #BROOKLYN AND #NEWYORK. Come out tonight! Free comedy. 8pm at The Graham (@instagrahambar) in Brooklyn. So free. Free drinks maybe? You will laugh. Don't be a fuck.
Seriously. If you’re in Brooklyn or NYC, get out to this show tomorrow. FREE COMEDY at The Graham (190 Graham Ave) in Brooklyn. 8PM. I’m performing with my cohorts, and we’re hosting:
Brooke Van Poppelen (TruTV’s host of Hack My Life)
Anthony DeVito (Montreal Just for Laughs Festival)
Nick Naney
Taylor Ketchum
and more!
It’s free, and you’ll be out in plenty of time to get home and pretend you did something that night. We’re giving out free drinks and it’s going to be a party.
My cat eats like a weirdo! Why? I investigate.
"I like living here, but sometimes I miss college. That’s what it’s called, right? I didn’t go, but the man did. He cried a lot less there."
- Chuck, Queens
My roommate made Felines of New York!
RIP Joe Cocker
When I was younger, riding in the car with my dad, we would play "Guess who sang this song." He loved when a The Who song would come on, because he would say "Who sang this song?" and I would reply "Who?" and he would say "yep." It was our own Abbott and Costello. I always loved when "With a Little Help From My Friends" would come on, because my dad would say "Cocker" and I would laugh. Cocker. He would pause at Cock-er because my dad understands comedy better than I ever could. Also Joe Cocker was an incredible talent. #RIPJoeCocker #Cock-er