ripped jeans and band tees..

my life is a collection of terrible mistakes with pop rock music playing in the background

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[radiojamming]

i hope in 2017, your anxiety is lower, your self-esteem is higher, your writer’s block or artist’s block goes away, and you can come back on december 31st and say, “hey, that wasn’t so bad.”

[death-by-elocution]

[boredomgalaxy]

Oh my God I’m dying

[stylestm]

remember when harry twerked on live television and then sat down and put his head in his hands like he regretted every decision he’d made that led him to that point

[vikander]

Ryan Reynolds photographed by Alasdair McLellan for GQ Magazine.

[mermaidthisway-deactivated20210]

[comegently]

@controlledeuphoria

[challenger2753]

ok that was me in 5th grade

[squirrel4lyfe]

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[weloveshortvideos]

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[sscreamss]

just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike

[hershey]

I don’t think anyone could’ve said it in a better way

[palewansickly]

I reblog these things in the hope that someday I will grow to believe them. 

[thatdiva]

[livguini]

I made a compilation of all my favorite vines.

Thank you, Vine

[the-dodo]

This cat is DETERMINED to nap in his hammock.

[sushinfood]

i believed in this cat and was not let down

[lumpnuggets]

if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this 

[littlecofiegirl]

do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive.

[helloitsbees]

nature is amazing

[booze-grandpa]

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE, but yes please watch this it’s Fuckn GREAT

[socialbutts]

with this guys plethora of skills I honestly believed for a minute that he was just really weird and not at all drunk 

[honeybutteralmonds-deactivated2]

THE ENDING OMFG WATCH TILL THE ENDING

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS

[mrskardashianwest]

[bullletproof-love]

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

[comic-canary]

My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize. 

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me. 

“Melissa, did you punch him?” 

“Yes.” I said. 

“Why?” 

“Because he snapped my bra strap.” 

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.” 

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.” 

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?” 

I didn’t get suspended that day.  

[nocoffeeplease]

[mamanicured]

reblogging once again

[thedisneysupreme]

so my friend’s mom is a baker…

[tpt-moved]