Reluctant Ohioan

I'm bi and I wanna die Cry. I'm what the internet seems to think is elderly so I'm no longer putting my age in bio fuxk it

[infectiouspiss]

okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[muyenbroma]

this is what they dont tell you in those “my parents sold me to one direction” fics

[tomiyeee]

[digital-roots]

He's literally me fr

[excessivepyromania]

How many times do you think he has to do this a day with how popular his game is

[zzoupz]

why do you think deltarune chapter 3 is taking so long...

[randomalienencounter]

∴ᒷ ᒲ⚍ᓭℸ ̣ ⊣╎⍊ᒷ ⍑╎ᒲ ℸ ̣╎ᒲᒷ…. リ𝙹, リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ᒲᔑꖌ╎リ⊣ ⊣ᔑᒲᒷ, ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ⎓ᔑリᔑ∷ℸ ̣ ʖᒷᓵᔑ⚍ᓭᒷ ⍑ᒷ ʖ𝙹⚍リᓵᒷᓭ ℸ ̣𝙹𝙹 𝙹⎓ℸ ̣ᒷリ

[zzoupz]

[randomalienencounter]

⍑╎╎╎ ⍑ᒷꖎꖎ𝙹 ⍑╎

[zzoupz]

oh ok

HELLO HAIII !!!!!

[randomalienencounter]

⍑ᒷꖎꖎ𝙹!!! ⍑╎╎╎ ⍑╎!!! ᓭ𝙹∷∷|| ⎓𝙹∷ ᓵ𝙹リ⎓⚍ᓭ╎リ⊣ ᒲ|| ℸ ̣∷ᔑリᓭꖎᔑℸ ̣𝙹∷ ʖ∷𝙹ꖌᒷ↸!

[zzoupz]

ITS ALL GOOD ^_^ YAYYYYYY

[kleefkruid]

I was typing an entire post about food issues and why I don't like wet food, until I remembered that unlike in Dutch, 'wet food' has a specific meaning in English. Just straight up deleted everything bc all I could see myself as was

[konadere]

New blog for 2024

Haven't posted or made much original stuff for a very long time so I thought I'd return to tumblr with something I worked really hard on.

Basically an oc I made for a story idea I have floating around in my head. Not sure if I'll end up doing anything with this idea but I have so much in my brain about it that I gotta at least make SOMETHING with it even if it's just a bunch of character posts on tumblr ♥

Anyways this is Rosette

[kawareo]

Look, at least he tried

I feel like this would've happened if the situation was just a little bit less urgent lol

[kaijusaur]

[kawareo]

Fun stuff happening over on twitter.com

[olliemnjones]

[gluskinshell]

so i was bored yesterday and (with the help of wikipedia, in-game documents and the like) ive decided to write out the entire outlast timeline. or 99% of it anyway. i severely underestimated how big it actually is, but this was very fun to do! never again tho

[galoogamelady]

behold, the proud dance of the Dragonborn

[outlaster-intruder]

I fucking love using blender

[socialbutts]

Now I'm still suicidal but the circumstances are different 😎

[socialbutts]

Txgkg4PK05

toyhou.se code if you're still looking for one :>

What a time to check my tumblr omg

Thank you so much anon 🥺💕 kindest thing a stranger has done for me in awhile lol

[rnaximoffpietro-deactivated2015]

You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?

[atticus-the-porg]

Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

[w1tchybusiness]

You’re ready.

Really?

No. Everything you just said was insane.