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unclefather

me looking at the entire government

darwentheorca-deactivated201904

Squee!

kylewuff

*screaming intensifies to such a degree that dogs start barking for miles*

mattnyc816

Honestly.

kylewuff

The fucking truth.

Talking to someone with fringe interests in furries be like:

#furry #lol #messages

#secondlife #screenshots #kylewuff.tumlr.com bringing dead memes back into the mainstream since 2003 #seriously how often does someone react in a way that's funnier than the joke itself though

bodhimcbodeface

This blog will respect the month of November as its own entity distinct from the Christmas season

princessharumi

“Woah, so you have an adopted alien family and you guys fight other evil aliens together? Me too!”

kylewuff

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! <3

breastforce

“Particularly prone to serious procrastination problems are children who grew up with unusually high expectations placed on them…or else they exhibited exceptional talents early on, and thereafter “average” performances were met with concern and suspicion from parents and teachers.”

Holy SHIT

kylewuff

Holy fucking shit this is exactly me.

#thanks mom #it makes so much sense

I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear

Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.

Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!

Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.

Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.

-uncomfortable silence-

Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.

Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.

Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.

Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.

-the pastor shifts a few notes around-

Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.

Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.

#this #all of this #seriously #I think I wanna go to this church