[lyricvl]

[dudepositivity]

[ID a large sign that reads, in all caps, “I’m not interested in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it” in white letters over a black background. End id]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

Ripley’s Are You Fucking Kidding Me Dude

[dongboss]

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

[dragonagegenerator]

ancient god (self-diagnosed)

[genericusername12234]

I hate loud noises and crowded places everyday of my life except during concerts

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

[rakshar]

your forgiven.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

[withlovesao]

inspire me. motivate me. love me. support me. listen to me. be honest with me. grow with me. learn with me. be consistent with me. make love to me.

[kellmichele]

the universe has a crazy way of working out and right now i need to just trust that

[z-ndjenja]

who else wants to go on a drive at 1am until we forget about what’s bothering us

[yourakh]

do good without expecting anything back

[cheltrei]

[doucheboob]

I hate when people ask me why I drink so much water like damn bitch I’m tryin to drown myself what u think leave me alone

[museifushindoushugi]

it’s dangerous to go alone. take this

[romy7]

thanks

[lunah-goodbye]

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

Boys really text you “hey” just to see if u will say it back and then they’re done talking

[aewm]

this post has haunted me all day bc it is ABSOLUTELY true

[meangirlnurse]

i saw someone on tumblr yesterday claiming that they saw gay men at Pride wearing “only cock rings and nothing else” and like. no you didn’t

[onceiwashere]

i was the cock ring

[notallmensheviks]

and that cock’s name? albert einstein.

[gyeomdiary-deactivated20210430]

this is so fucking funny

[keeper-of-the-flames]

This is so great. @chiribomb @cblgblog @thefingerfuckingfemalefury you all have to watch this.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Omfg XD

I love the judges faces like “What is happpppeeennniiiing”

[garrettauthor]

THE SHEER FUCKING BALLS THIS TOOK