Why am I so funny?

I am a very awkward Capricorn.

[thevitches-blog]

Being Special Has Its Pressures #TheVitches

[thevitches-blog]

Don’t Test Her, She Bites #TheVitches

[thevitches-blog]

When He’s Wrong, He’s Right #TheVitches

[thevitches-blog]

Childlike Innocence Meets Serial Killer Tendencies #TheVitches

[thevitches-blog]

Life Has Taught Her Enough #TheVitches

[thevitches-blog]

Stranger Danger #TheVitches

[thevitches-blog]

It’s All Ride Or Die From Now #TheVitches

[thevitches-blog]

Brigitte wasn’t ready for what came after. #TheVitches

[thevitches-blog]

Gracie doesn’t play around. #TheVitches

[thevitches-blog]

Elliot always finds a way. #TheVitches

[notagiraffe]

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

[bravadopinfire]

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

[that-one-irish-idiot-deactivate]

honestly 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Are people named Bob born or do they just come into existence at age 40?

[twitterlols]

[delgay]

my gf is an oven

[l00nyarchive]

explain

[delgay]

roasts me

[itsagifnotagif]

I am deceased

[blackhipstergirly-deactivated20]

Lmao

[thugilly]

WHO DID THIS? I WANT MORE

[onlytwitterpics]

[weavemama]

PSA

[pardonmewhileipanic]

*screams this*

[thugilly]

WELP.