Kylo

Random thoughts of a space emo

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I am glad Lieutenant Mitaka showed up last minute and sat with me while gossiping about his favorite snacks though

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I sat in the cafeteria alone today, for some odd reason General Hux and Captain Phasma decided not to sit with me... I wonder if it's cause I slapped Hux in the face in front of the whole crew...

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The galaxy must have it out for me today... after I left the medbay I felt this massive migraine about to start

I get really agitated and throw more tantrums than usual when I have migraines... more dark side fuel for me I suppose

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Hux and Phasma sent their condolences while I was getting patched up

A black rose taped onto a cheap "get well soon" card, how thoughtful...

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I was on patrol duty today and it didn't go so well... I ended up slipping pretty badly

I sliped on a wet floor because a certain janitor forgot to place a caution sign and I was swiftly sent to the medbay with new stitches...

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It feels so nice to reorganize all the stuff I have in my chambers

Hux offered to help and he organized my book shelf, he said the way my books were aligned bothered him...

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I've arrived back on the Finalizer and I'm quite surprised that the shelf in my chambers was installed correctly, time to reorganize my Darth Vader collection...

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Damn it all... I forgot to tell Hux to order new black hair dye, my roots are showing once again...

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It's currently raining on Jakku and it's terrible, high winds and warm rain don't mix well...

I also had General Hux order this new bar of soap called Dark Side soap and can't wait to see what it smells like, it has Darth Vader on the packaging so I hope it doesn't disappoint

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I've always admired how well polished our troops helmets and armors are, sure they're looking a little dusty from the sand on Jakku but they always impress

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Very few have the luxury of entering my chambers back on the Finalizer but I was in need of a shelf installation since my Darth Vader collection is growing steadily, so I ordered a few troopers and a technician to start installing and can't wait to see when we're done on Jakku...

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I caught Hux and Phasma messing around with my helmet... I can't believe they were taking turns trying it on and trying their best impression of me, it wasn't bad to be honest

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I threw my data pad at Hux for snooping on my blog and he started yelling nonsense at me

What I post is none of your business General...

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Why does it have to be so warm on Jakku like out of all the planets we have to patrol it's always Jakku...

I swear this heat will be the death of me

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I don't understand why so many fear me, I'm actually quite nice and friendly once you get to know me

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I spend most of my free time in my quarters meditating, reading, screaming into my pillow, oh and also posting on my blog...

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I get the feeling that Captain Phasma has been watching me closely as of late, I can tell she's been eyeing me through that chrome dome of hers

Maybe she's finally had enough of my hilarious pranks on General Hux or maybe she'd like to participate...