KYMAN SUPREMACY

South Park fans be tripping 💀💀💀

[kymanismydrugy]

This shit is frying me, man.

[kymanismydrugy]

My favorite slowburn ever, chat. It’s been twenty/almost thirty years, and we STILL haven’t started the relationship ship yet, THIS IS ABOUT TO GET GOOD‼️‼️

[kymanismydrugy]

Siiiigh, tall Tweek/short Craig, will always be so real to me...And I know this isn't the case, for starters have you seen Craig's parents?!! They are GINORMOUS! Well, I over-exaggerated there, but they're pretty taller than the other parents.

And I know tall parents = tall kid doesn't always happen, believe you me, but I rest my case...That's a big point there, also one of my friends pointed out that Craig has longer legs than the other kids, like...It's right in front of your face right now, he most definitely does.

And, it took my dumbass a while to notice, I thought he had the same leg-length. Maybe my ass is blind as hell, (it is.) But I had to really strain my eyes, and go close to the screen to see, and then I went, "ooooh...oh." :[

Creek is Creek, so it's cute either way...But I kinda thought it was cuter the other way around, too...Ah well, I still draw short Craig, tall Tweek tho ;] That's what I got used too. "Also Tweek drinks a ton of caffeine, and that stunts grow-" NOOOO it doesn't. No, that's a common myth, I don't think that's the case, his parents lace his shit with meth though, maybe THAT stunts growth, I'm not looking it up though. 😑

I really love Creek don't you dare forget it, have I even talked about this ship on this blog?? 🤔 eh, probably not.

I should talk about more of my favorite ships on this thing, other than just Kyman. Kyman will ALWAYS be my fav ❤️💚 But I do have more favorites, like…

2.

Stenny!! :D 🧡💙 My second fav ship.

3.

Creek :]

4.

Bendy!! Why isn’t there any gifs whatsoever from the show for these two queens? ☹️

[kymanismydrugy]

Kyle can’t resist him when he’s like that, that’s his kryptonite.

Whenever he’s genuinely crying, and just plain sad. Kyle wants to make the situation better, Kyle you care too much about this boy you say you hate with every fiber in your body.

We know what you are Kyle, you’re not fooling anyone buddy.

Clinging onto each other like you’re each other’s last meal 😭 no one taking you guys away from each other!!

(The context is actually very sad, but let me jest.)

[kxruo]

Was looking through the 2012 South Park website FAQ’s and….

[kymanismydrugy]

Wait, did something REALLY happen in September?? Or were they just shitting around?? 😭😭

[wan90645]

Hey chat here’s a compilation of every relationship Kyle was in but fumbled them all because he’s destined to be bitchless till the day he dies

[kymanismydrugy]

Shooting at mothers is crazy, Kyle. Like sure, yeah...They were also shooting at you, makes sense...Someone had to shoot back, but still! You're so funny Kyle, you did all this shit for your so-called enemy, enemy my ass!

"I hate Eric Cartman!" And then you become a fucking scientist for him, holds his hand even though he has two legs and can walk on his own, soothes him when he's panicking, tells him his dreams can be a reality is just...Crazy to me.

Aw, look at how Cartman's looking at him, so precious!

They have more chemistry than Kyle and Stan, sometimes! Shit's crazy....And when Eric genuinely looks like he's sobbing, Kyle can't resist it, and ultimately wants to make him feel better, like...he's so observant.

LOOK.

When Chef left, and Cartman was crying his eyes out, Stan and Kyle were trying to pacify him, Stan looked off, but Kyle did not stop looking at Cartman, he was focused on him...

He notices when Cartman's sad, like...Right away honestly, he even noticed when he was talking to Stan, looking his way.

Kyle cannot resist those teary eyes Cartman has on whenever he's feeling genuinely distressed.

Kyle when his "enemy" is holding up some strong emotions.

Kyle when his super best friend Stan, has a strong emotional outburst in class, like I wasn't expecting Kyle to soothe him there, who would...? It's class, but...Look concerned?

I KNOW Kyle said this wasn't mainly for Cartman, and he wanted everyone to be able to afford these weight lost drugs, for a good price...But still, shit's insane to me. Cause he literally went through all the steps, and filled out all the forms, for this dude...He didn't have to! I wouldn't! Even for my best friend, I'm not doing that shit! This some extra shit, and Kyle clearly holds more...Stronger emotions for Eric, other than resentment, and loathing....And that's what makes their relationship both beautiful, and tragic.

Also, sidenote...It's very cute that the episodes where they saved one another, or tried to save one another...Came from the same season!

Season 10 episode 2, "Smug Alert!"

(Aw, he's picking him up and shit...Kyle DOES NOT have any clue what happened, and he's not going to...)

Two episodes later...

Season 10 episode 4, "Manbearpig".

Look at the cute little hand size difference, guys!!! 🥹 Can't breathe!! Too cute!!

Cartman kept the blanket, Kyman's amazing man!

His favorite people...Awww, how sweet.

[kymanismydrugy]

You will always mean something to me, deleted Kyman heart doodle, from the stick of truth.

Does this mean something more….? Probably not, will I think it does mean something more? Most definitely. Was this just going to be a tease at the Kyman fans?? Most definitely yes.

[kymanismydrugy]

KYMAN FOR SEASON 27 ✊✊✊✊ WHO’S WITH ME?! 🗣🗣🗣 KYMAN WILL PREVAIL!!!

KYMAN FOR…WHAT SEASON???

Season 27 ‼️‼️‼️ 💥💥💥💚❤️💚❤️💚

Season 28 ☹️☹️

Season 29 😔😔

Or season 30 😒

Season 31+ 😣😣

Voting ended onJan 14, 2025

KYMAN FOR WHAT SEASON NOW, GUYS AND LADIES, PALS 🗣🗣

These two are already boyfriends, they just…Don’t know it yet.

[kymanismydrugy]

I don't understand why Kyman is such an issue??? Like I understand not liking it, truthfully I do. But, don't people love enemies to lovers? Or some shit like that, some of the pairings I've seen are wild to me. And THIS SHIP, this ship between two little paper cutout boys is like mild compared to the shit I've seen. "I love toxic yaoi!!" Until it's this??? Like c'mon guys...Also, shit like THIS.

isn't good, these are TWO FICTIONAL ELEMENTARY PAPER CUTOUT lookin ass characters, it's nothing to piss your pants to. Kyman haters are like fucking vermin sometimes, "don't interact if you ship Kyman!!" Then ya'll post a million hate comments on a Kyman centered post, like you guys almost seem obsessed with it? Are you sure you're not just in denial???? Also, why are some Sp fans shitting their bricks off over this pairing, when some of ya'll ship Dip, and that doesn't get THAT much flak, I like it. But at the end of the day, Damien was at the very best...Tolerant of Pip, then he flung him into the sky, like what...? And then they never even interacted again, like there's so much cute Kyman moments to compile, and Dip you can barely even do that.

[kymanismydrugy]

I should say this more often, but their designs are mad cute side by side, this is ALSO one of the major parts about why I ship them.

[kymanismydrugy]

Um, in February South Park should have like a Valentine’s Day special, episode…whatever man. So essentially, waking up from a nightmare screaming and shit, idk. Cartman comes to terms with his sexuality, he’s- gay, bi, I don’t know man…But he most definitely isn’t straight.

So Cartman goes loco and shit , and Cupid Me pops outta nowhere, and also tells Cartman that he’s always had a subconscious crush on him. Cartman tries to deny it, but to no avail. “Oh, Cartman! Let yourself be true to yourself! I knew all along!” Cupid Me says. So then, flashbacks after flashbacks after flashbacks Cartman then realizes it too!

So, he decides to confess his feeling in the only Cartman way he can! The next day, he goes with the plan, and it really isn’t that good of a confession! But it has charm, Kyle thinks this is a joke, so he brushes him off. “Fuck off Fatass.” Kyle hissed. Cartman runs off crying, idk why he ran off he’s supposed to be at school, but I digress, Kyle doesn’t feel that BAD but he feels a lil bit of sympathy. He did genuinely seem like he was crying.

At school, the yaoi girls are all over Kyman now! They’re drawing this shit left and write. My girls are putting them up on the wall, Creek is like, “I’ve seen this before.” Half of the students find out that Kyle denied Eric’s feelings harshly, and despite of them all hating the boy, they feel bad. And give Kyle flak for it. Kyle has had enough with this torment.

Cartman brings up the idea of pretending to date, so they’ll stop tormenting Kyle. Kyle reluctantly agrees. Everyone is now happy! It’s essentially like the “Tweek x Craig” ep, several weeks have passed, and the craze is gone.

This whole situation wasn’t that bad to Kyle! But it’s time to fake breakup, but then Eric’s like, “No! Don’t you see the success we’re getting!” Siiiighhh, so to put it shortly, they bond…Just like Tweek and Craig did, and truthfully fall in love, no strings attached!

Then, season 27 comes out, and they’re both holding hands. Then a fucking meteor happens over on South Park idfk..

Imagine how pressed the kyman haters would be, fucking hilarious! The internet would explode, the casual watchers of this show would be mad confused.

Full on hysterics.

[kymanismydrugy]

Man, I wish there was like a 1 hour + long video essay about Kyman, or just anything somewhat about it. Like whatever man! I'd gobble that shit up, I'd do it. But I hate my voice man, so no... Even if the vid had like 20 views, 3 likes. Good enough for me! I'd still love the fuck outta that video. I love long hour video essays about my interests. I really, really, LOVE hour long South Park video essays especially! Also, off topic. But TikTok gotta be the worst places to post Kyman, ya get hate anywhere else too, but man...TikTok, somebody posted a cute lil animation of Kyle and Eric holding hands, with little hearts above them, so cute! Then the comments were like, "Keys" without the E...Man, FUCK OFF!

[kymanismydrugy]

His crush on Kyle probably grew tenfold that day. Being so badass for him.. "End of Obesity" More like, "Start of Kymanesity"

[kymanismydrugy]

You Style shippers lucky as hell, cause you guys get sweet moments like this. And us Kyman shippers, get…Well, whatever the fuck this shit was. 😭

[kymanismydrugy]

C’mooooonnn guys, at this point, it’s just…

I’m going absolutely fucking insane, WHAT?! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?? 😭😭

“Oh, well…obviously the heart is next to them, they’re standing by the doo-“ I don’t care, shit like this riles me up, and makes me suspicious as HELLLLL.

[kymanismydrugy]

Season 27, just starts off with Kyman deadass canon, no build up no nothing. They just are, Kenny and Stan are standing by the bus-stop, and Cartman and Kyle come waddling in holding hands, Stan and Kenny don't say a thing, it's just casual. Kyle + Eric seem happier than ever, no one says ANYTHING at ALL, about this relationship. They go on a crazy ass South Park adventure. Kyle and Cartman don't even say that they are a couple, it's for the audience to just figure out.

The audience is confused as hell, Kyman haters are pressed af and I just find that so funny beyond belief, until the last ep of season 27, where one of them calls the latter, "babe" or something along those terms. The internet would explode n shit or something, Idk...Damn, that'd be hilarious.