Kytesama's mind

My whole life is an Awkward Moment. . . I ship things

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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[pegwe]

since i obviously like procrastinating literally anything, here’s the next 6 years lol

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[charlesoberonn]

I appreciate The Empire Strikes Back for being the only time I can think of when a character just shot their enemy as soon as they saw them without pausing or having a dramatic moment beforehand.

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

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December 2018

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[pegwe]

since i obviously like procrastinating literally anything, here’s the next 6 years lol

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[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[pegwe]

since i obviously like procrastinating literally anything, here’s the next 6 years lol

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[orteil42]

Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

[skulandcrossbones]

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

[dear-galileo]

hello i realized i never posted the commission that my beloved @kartsie did??? look how fucking CUTE???

i asked her to do baby!tim and bruce cuddling from my fic hold the fort and just………. the most incredible work, i genuinely lose my mind every time i see it

anyway go commission her because she’s the best and her art makes me scream into a pillow because i love it so much

[devotedlydeepestbluebird]

I like to imagine Tim has been given Wayne Enterprises stock to use (either by Bruce, or by the production team, either as a gift, or as an attempt to improve marketing) but he ends up wearing these 5yrs old Drake Industries headphones instead, still covered in stickers (stickers that rarely but occasionally change, often once they've started to fade)

And everyone assumes his headphones are the newest WE ones, and the production team are happily waiting to include advertising and Tim's just like "no, these are DI. Got them from my Mum," he grins conspiratorially, "the dragon of Gotham's business scene you know, they say I take after her-" and then he's just rambling on about how lovely Janet Drake was and how she taught him everything she knew, all under the guise of a loving yet grieving, years later still, son. Meanwhile, the various business people of Gotham (and surrounding cities) feel a shiver of fear down their spine. Because fuck. Janet Drake's heir is right there- and not only is he in the business world- he's bloody CEO of Wayne Enterprises

That's not just the son of Bruce Wayne, himbo and bumbling billionaire, his fortune kept by the luck of his team, or the son of Jack Drake, who lost the Drake fortune. No, that's Janet Drake's son and they've gotten far, far too complacent.

[metis-iphigenia]

tim drake explaining why he should be robin:

[saltedcherri]

[iwritelmao]

I'm so obsessed with Kon being the most clingy but also gentle bf ever. Like whenever he's around Tim he has to be holding him; whether it's his hand, his arm, his waist, or maybe Kon is just walking around bear hugging his boyfriend from behind.

and like. of course, people are concerned because Kon has superstrength and is famously reckless. so maybe every now and then Dick and Jason jokingly ask if Tim's gotten his ribcage broken or something yet (which tim does not appreciate) but really Kon El never ever holds on tight. A light gust of wind would be able to push him off. and this is because of his superstrength. This is because he can't afford to be too affectionate. he can't afford to give all of his love. because it would hurt someone, because he was made to hurt

it even goes so far that when he and tim are cuddling on the couch and he happens to be on top, he's literally levitating half of his (very average) body weight so it literally feels like he's a bunch of pillows on top of Tim. (tim sometimes gets annoyed at this because he didn't sign up to date a body pillow (he says this as affectionately as possible because this is a touchy subject for Kon and Tim is one of the few people who know that))

maybe one day he takes a hit from some special kryptonite that takes away his powers for a day or two. he is the happiest he's ever been, because when he realizes his significant loss of strength and then sees tim running over to check if he's okay, Kon immediately tackles his boyfriend in the biggest, strongest, tightest hug he's ever given anyone. And if he cries a little too, no one needs to know. Though, from being tackled to the ground, Tim actually does break a rib this time. (he doesn't care).

[somepinkthing]

Kon and tim will never be allowed to be together because tim is a certified grade A freak wrapped in the strongest autistic rizz I've ever seen and kon is way too much of a "standing by my pookie" type of guy to safely handle all that. Like, beyond a shadow of a doubt, kon can handle tim's freak without breaking a sweat—the issue is what they would become if allowed to dedicate that energy to each other. Like kon does not care to reel that in at all. The safety in question here is the safety of other ppl

[spicy-apple-pie]

Jay is not the best babysitter...

I fucking love these fics where all the batkids are all pretty small and they just get up to kid shenanigans while Bruce is sprouting gray hairs.

Commission Info / Kofi

[saesinart]

DC pls let Tim age 🙏

I'm trying to read batfamily comics but there's so much unnecessary angst holy shit. I think I'll just stick to fanfic idk

[5fivedollars]

Happy birthday Tim

My best and favorite robin

[sparkoflena]

Kon: Why are you staring at me so intently?

Tim, completely casually: I think I want to stab you with Kryptonite a few times. In different areas. For science.

Kon: ...why is my best friend considering torturing me?

Tim: I'm wondering if it takes you down so badly because it is truly that dangerous to you or if the invulnerablility of Kryptonians gives you a weak pain tolerance.

Kon: And you're asking me, a half human, instead of Clark or Kara?

Tim: They'd start telling Bruce about my "concerning villainous behavior" again.

Kon: And I won't?

Tim: I've kept fighting through pneumonia, a gunshot wound, and broken bones. And you go down when I poke you with a rock. Come on, you've got to be curious.

Kon: ...okay, I am a little curious.

Tim: YES! You won't regret this!

Kon: I will absolutely regret this.

[spicy-apple-pie]

Damian after coming out of surgery is a weird mixture of paranoid and affectionate.

Commission Info / Kofi