Hoyo hire me pls

[kyywtii]

Tears Of Themis boys as ||𝚃𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙲𝙷 𝚂𝚃𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼𝙴𝚁𝚂||

𝙰𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚐

Chill and relaxing games

No screaming

No keyboard smashing

No table banging

No chair jumping

Just peace

Talks to his chat more than he actually plays tbh

Games like Unpacking and Townscaper where you don't need to use your brain that much

Sometimes... JUST SOMETIMES...

He feels like streaming for 7 hours to play all the Sherlock Holmes games humans have produced

7 hours playing the same game if he's really into it

Or if his chat is being annoying

Even fangames-

Every time there's a save point in the game he's just "Chat, let's take this opportunity to discuss all we've done so far"

Has an inside joke within the fandom about him having an OnlyFans account

Just cuz he attempted to make a joke once

"@Art3m1s feet pics when~"

"These are not for free"

"...OH SHIT WHAT DID HE SAY"

"DID YALL HEAR THAT! ITS NOT FOR FREE!!"

"SOMEONE PULL YOUR CARD I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY PLEASE GO CHECK AND FIND HIM"

"ITS HAPPENING I KNEW SOMEONE LIKE HIM WOULD DO SUCH BUISNESS"

"... guys what the-"

His mods hated him that day

Complete chaos

"@Art3m1s where did that picture of you and @Mariland go ? I can't find it on Twitter TT"

"Oh I just-... guys no"

"Omg is it what we think it is"

"Everyone... don't-"

"ITS IN HIS ONLYFANS FOR SURE HE SHOWED HIS SHOULDERS"

"I SAID NO"

Doesn't know how to deal with any of this istg

𝙻𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚎

I don't know what he's doing either don't ask me

This man rage quit Stardew Valley once

"ITS NOT WORKING LOOK"

"WHAT KINDA JOKE IS THIS"

"I CANT PLANT IT IT DOESNT LET ME"

"IVE BEEN FISHING FOR THE PAST 7 DAYS WHY AM I ONLY GETTING TRASH IM NOT GETTING WHAT IM LOOKING FOR"

"@LukeyCharm... you need to use the right bait..."

"... I'm not playing this game anymore the cat is ugly anyways"

Switched to cooking Mama instead

Professor Layton is his bitch actually

EMOTES EMOTES

Once the light in his room turned off because, well, light bulb

And that was the day he got his "man who doesn't pay his bills" reputation

"Omg @LukeyCharm... we didn't know you couldn't afford to pay for your lights we failed you as a community TT"

"My PC is literally working I HAVE ELECTRICITY WHAT ARE YOU SAYING"

"It's okay !! You don't have to be ashamed ^^"

"??? WHAT ARE YALL-"

"We'll make sure to help you in the future ! Guys, make donations !!!"

"Guys I made a petition to raise funds and provide enough money for his electricity bills, go sign it!"

"Let's go ! Let's go! Sign it !!!"

"...."

Is actually so done with his community it's hilarious

"Will the lights hold until the end of the stream this timeeeeeeee???~"

"... I'm banning you"

𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚞𝚜 𝚅𝚘𝚗 𝙷𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗

Listen first of all

Cat and dog ears filters

Okay

Good

TO WITNESS SUCH A SIGHT THAT IS MARIUS WITH CAT OR DOG EARS THE PRICE TO PAY IS

A price

He got multiple filters with multiple sizes and multiple colors and multiple shapes of multiple species

Depending on how long you want the ears to stay on his head

The price is all types of wallets friendly

Screams 24/7

Plays horror games to scream even more

"Oh look a cute little bir- OH GOOD LORD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT WHERE TF DID IT COME FROM ITS SO UGLY GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY SIGHT"

Gets bullied by his chat on a daily

"@Mariland gives such bottom energy"

"??? Excuse you ???"

"Ikr !!! I mean one glance is enough to tell that!"

"HELLO where did this COME FROM"

"Omg @Mariland looks so cute when he's scared~~~"

"... I hate yall"

He actually loves yall

Someone paid 50$ just to ask him to say "UwU" one day

He actually was shocked ngl

"I'd do anything to hear him say UwU"

"Huh- nah I'm not saying that"

~ilovemelon donated 50$~

".... what was it you wanted me to say-"

Plays Genshin impact

And the Sims

And anything that comes his way tbh

𝚅𝚢𝚗 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚛

Him

H i m

Which one of you encouraged him to do this

I mean forced

His community is by far the most disciplined one

Wonder how he has a community in the first place he treats his viewers like absolute trash I'm sorry-

Love hate relationship with his fans

"OmG @Vynyl remember that day when you couldn't pronounce the main character's name ???"

"Remember that day when you got blacklisted and got restricted access to content on this channel? I mean today?"

"... I'm sorry"

Gives his chat the silent treatment everytime they start being annoying

"OMG HES SO HOT IM ON MY KNEES BEGGING"

"I'm not even gonna acknowledge seeing whatever it is I just saw"

Actually lets his fandom choose the games to stream every now and then

Once someone requested a game saying it was one of the funniest most amazing underrated games ever

It was neither fun

Nor amazing

And it wasn't underrated rather overrated as a matter of fact

That bs shouldn't even have existed first of all

Man was so disappointed he decided to play Subway Surfers for 3 hours straight

"@Vynyl... Can't we switch games..."

"Hush"

"This is so booooooring"

"Suit yourselves"

"Cant we just do something else already TT"

"Next time you'll make sure to choose wisely."

Don't try to get him involved in any drama fr

"@Vynyl is so problematic he's literally so insensitive and disrespectful"

"... I literally saw you barking in my live yesterday"

[kyywtii]

[incorrect-nxx]

kiki: fuck the rich!

rosa, on a call with marius: i'm trying!

[kyywtii]

Tears Of Themis boys as ||𝙻𝙸𝙱𝚁𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙰𝙽𝚂||

𝙰𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚐

First of all, you're not entering a library.

You're entering a Bibliothèque.

Artem's Bibliothèque.

The door is probably more expensive than a whole month of groceries

Not probably, defintely.

Wipe your feet before entering you filthy rat

Everyone loves his boutique because he has EVERYTHING

From thick books to thin ones

Big to small ones

Interesting to boring ones

The most random things a mind could possibly ever imagine existing

Just shoot a title and watch him slide through the shelves knowing exactly where everything is

"Excuse me, do you have 'the 50 blades of grass' ?"

"I do"

"The actual book, the one published 3 months ago ?"

"Yes."

"The one with the red cover and crown stamp ?"

"That one"

"...."

"Is there a-"

"Why do you have that book"

REFUSES to let anyone work in here with him

He doesn't trust anyone.

(Marius tried working for him and got kicked out but that's another story)

"I can help you !"

"No thanks."

"I'm actually very competen"

"I appreciate the thought"

"You would have more free time if I take care of some things for you !"

"Very kind, but no"

"I know how to-"

"Get out of here"

Doesn't allow food in here either

𝙻𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚎

Hm.

Hmm.

Hmmm.

no.

Just no.

He tries his best okay, BUT HES SO CLUMSY-

"What do you mean I can't carry these 30 books all at once!! Just watch!"

He couldn't carry all these 30 books all at once.

He could carry 30 books

But not all at once

Can't ask people to keep quiet he's literally the one making the most noise-

Working in a library was actually a dream of his apperently

(Said he)

(No one approved)

(No one dared stop him either I mean have you seen him have you seen that smile exactly)

Is very very knowledgeable when it comes to books actually

Enthusiastically talks with the customers about what they picked

Gives recommendations

Gives his personal opinions (without spoilers ofc)

Chit Chat with him and you'll learn great many things

Might have scared the shit outta a good number of people who were just looking through the shelves because he didn't make any noise getting behind them

"Where is it, where is it... it should be around here... L... M... M.... N! Here it-"

"CAN I HELP YOU-"

"GOOD LORD!!"

Some people come to the library just to look for him

𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚞𝚜 𝚅𝚘𝚗 𝙷𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗

Him being in a library is a violation on its own

He does a really good job actually

Just sometimes actually

"Excuse me, do you perhaps have 'Like a Water Drop' ?"

"1983 ?"

"Yes, that one !"

"We do have some copies of it yes."

"Where can I find them"

"There!"

"Where ?"

"..... Somewhere there-"

No one on earth knows what brought him here, of all places and all available summer jobs

Clearly doesn't want to be here but looks like he's having the most fun he's ever had

Bet he was forced to be here and is slowly starting to like it

Pretends to be a customer when he doesn't wanna deal with someone-

Grabs a random book and sits in a corner embracing the "I don't work here" attitude

"Sir."

"..."

"Sir, hello."

"....."

"Excuse me, sir-"

"Can you not see I'm trying to read in peace??? If you have any questions, go and find someone who actually works here."

"... your book is upside down."

His little "Ah" said it all

𝚅𝚢𝚗 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚛

You're too dumb to understand the books he has in his library.

Get out.

Even tho it has pretty much everything and anything, this place is specialized in poetry and literature in general

Door going 🎆ᶜˡⁱⁿᵍ ᶜˡⁱⁿᵍ🎆 when you get inside

Looks each person who enters up and down

(Hes judging yall yes)

Actually owns this library

Puts the books in place and hates it when people fiddle with his work

"Here, I'd like to take these please"

"What about this one?"

"... I don't think I'll take-"

"Third row, on your right. Fifth shelf from the top, right after the 15th book."

"What"

"If you're not taking it then put it back where it was. Third row, on your right, fifth shelf from the top, right after the 15th book."

Don't tell him it's HIS job to put it back in place cuz I swear he'll jump you

And not the way you want him to, trust me

When people borrow books from him he asks for their address

"Enjoy your reading."

"You said I had a week to return them, right ?"

"Indeed."

"What if I can't return them in a week?"

"... you will return them in a week."

[kyywtii]

Tears Of Themis boys as ||𝙿𝙾𝙻𝙸𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽||

𝙰𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚐

This close to become a criminal instead

Is so done with whatever bs is going on

" Officer Wing, we require your assistance in the north east side of the town, apperenly, an old woman reported her dog went missing 2 days ago and claims someone might have kidnapped him"

"?????"

Poor man was in disbelief

Ended up going to check though

I mean, was forced to go and check-

Spoiler: there was no old lady.

"Wait, wing, if she's not here, maybe she lives around-"

"Around WHERE ?"

"I mean, she called from around here so-"

"She didn't call from around here, she SENT US here."

"The last time she saw her dog was here, wing !"

"He was with her when she went home !"

....

"...Boss is calling"

Second spoiler : the dog didn't get kidnapped, he was just left at a pet hotel as the lady went to visit her daughter but couldn't take him with her.

"..........."

"Well... Atleast there's no dog traffic happening-"

"I want a raise."

Paperwork man

But also car chase man

Likes the fact he can't get arrested for driving this fast

(And dangerously)

"Car speed go UP-"

𝙻𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚎

Best policeman to ever exist

Takes his job SO SERIOUSLY

Even helping elders cross roads is an exciting experience for him

Him ? Complain ? N E V E R

Want him to put in extra hours ? Unpaid ? No problem

Last minute transfer ? It's alright

Night shifts for a whole month ? Your wish is my command

"Officers, we need a man for-"

"Sir ! Can I go, Sir!"

"A burglary has been reported 2 streets from here !"

"Sir ! I'm currently available and trained !"

"Can someone please water the plants outside ? They're dying drying"

"On it ! Immediately !"

He just really enjoys his job, it's his passion

Him and Artem are the only ones who truly deserve to be called Policemen in all honesty-

He cried the day he got his badge actually

Please never ask him for strings pulling, cuz he won't help

Won't even consider it

"We live in a society ! And that is not how society works !!"

"Your hardwork is what you should rely on, not me or anyone else !"

"Make a name for yourself with your own hands !!"

And such, and such...

𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚞𝚜 𝚅𝚘𝚗 𝙷𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗

Honestly, no one knows if he's "with" the law or against it.

Lowkey has his own traffic code.

Stops almost everybody, no specific type of people. No one is safe.

"Why hello, may I ask for your papers ?"

"Uhm, sure sure, here... Did I do anything wrong sir ?"

"We'll get there... Oh, I see here you're a doctor ?"

"I am, I am"

"Oh my, good thing I stopped you, I so happen to need a doctor's advice for a personal matter. Mind sharing a contact ?"

"I don't mind giving you my number, sir..."

"We'll then, perfect. Have a nice day."

"Is that it ? Can I go ?"

"Yes, yes."

He also needed a butcher's advice for personal matters

And a taxi driver's too, apperently.

The man sometimes stops people and asks them to drive him to a certain place.

"Oh hello, I see you're going north, perfect, cuz i'm too ! Mind dropping me at the mall ?"

He knows his colleagues would notice him if he uses his own car

(Not like it ever happened before or anything)

Modern problems require modern solutions

𝚅𝚢𝚗 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚛

I wonder how he didn't lose his job yet

Actually

I don't even know how he ended up doing this job in the first place

The only man to recieve threats to get fired from his superiors on a daily basis

He's so salty for no reason-

"Richter, we need you around the main avenue. "

"The main avenue? That's not my area."

"I know. But there's a festival preparing and we need more men."

"Hmm, why not send someone more fond of this kind of work"

"Richter, are you questionning my choice of man for this ?"

"I indeed am-"

"OFFICER VYN RICHTER."

Literally does not learn.

Literally does not stop.

"Richter, you and Felkin will patrol together the south area."

"Patroling the south area is kind of useless"

"Are you doubting the thinking behind my order, Richter ?"

"I'm not certain there was any thinking in the first place, but sure"

"........"

He always intends on doing what he's told to do from the beginning (not like he has any choice)

He just wants to piss his superiors off (what a silly goofy man)

The only thing he'll never do is come before 11 though.

[many-gay-magpies]

i was tagged by @superchlorine to do this! thank u btw these kinds of games are my favorites ^^

rules: make a new post and spell out your URL with song titles, then tag as many people as there are letters in your URL

m - lp / muddy waters

a - luamel / artless

n - dpr ian / no blueberries

y - dasutt / youth

g - oh hyuk / golden goat

a - woodz / accident

y - st. vincent / year of the tiger

m - aurora / midas touch

a - kate bush / army dreamers

g - halsey / gasoline

p - lennon stella / pretty boy

i - phoebe bridgers / i know the end

e - aurora / everything matters

s - yena ft. bibi / smiley

tagging: @heeyunies @wistaera @gyuville @taeyeonsb @addictedtothesummernights @just-a-demi-bean @blonghoonie @vitaminhyunjin @soft-black-teabag @weuschoiceheart @little-cold-hands @fushigojos @jaywon @babyboobean

[weuschoiceheart]

thx for the tag magpie! love you <3

w - wait a minute ; NEX7

e - easy ; stray kids

u - up & down ; EXID

s - save me, save you ; WJSN

c - come see me ; AOA

h - hard carry ; GOT7

o - ode to grand theft - hua zhou / ma zhengyang

i - i love you ; treasure

c - chase me ; dreamcatcher

e - everlasting shine ; txt

h - home ; yezi

e - egotistic ; mamamoo

a - adore you ; seventeen

r - rolling girl ; wowaka

t - the pledge ; xiao qu'er

tagging: @nyro-in-new-albion @starryliana @rai-scutum @roslyn-tsuki @scorbunna @kyywtii @ocean-dreamer-sky-chaser @addictedtothesummernights @byeol-interrupted @serimist @bluejayjay @sightlysungie @soulangel @sunghoonseyebrowcult @fullsunsunoo

[kyywtii]

Tears Of Themis boys as ||𝚆𝙰𝙸𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂||

𝙰𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚐

Lord dearest lord

Man works at some restaurant with a 𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑦 𝑓𝑜𝑛𝑡

Of some random French words

That are supposed to sound poetic

But actually make no sense when put together

Something like 𝑟𝑒̂𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑑'ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟

Or 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑠

Or any other similarities

Formal uniforms

White shirts black pants

Looking EXPENSIVE

Actually sofisticated place, man uses a tablet to take your order

Dem fingers tapping on da screen

Don't come here either if u got no booking

U don't want security asking u to leave

Or kicking u out

I mean AND kicking u out

"Welcome, precious guests. May I guide you to your table ?"

Man their meals have such annoying names wth-

"𝑠𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑒́ 𝑑𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑑𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑒́ 𝑑𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑢𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑑𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑑𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑖𝑙 𝑒𝑡 𝑑𝑒 𝑐𝑖𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑑𝑒"

"𝑐𝑜̂𝑡𝑒 𝑑'𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑢 𝑏𝑎𝑖𝑔𝑛𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑎𝑢 𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑖𝑙 𝑠𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑙𝑖𝑡 𝑑𝑒 𝑝𝑒́𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑙 𝑒𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑟"

Just reading them is challenging enough.

"Can I have... this?"

"Hm ?"

"This."

"... Hm ?"

"Uhm, this."

"... this ?"

He knows what you're asking for

He's just fooling around

𝙻𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚎

Mamma Mia

HES ADORABLE

Cute lil guy working at a pizzeria

With his notebook

And the pen behind his ear

And that apron

He is the meal.

Welcomes u with a big :D

There's no menu man, you'll have to listen to him recite it for you

"Pepperonipizzavegetarianpizzatunasalmoncheesetomatoorcream...."

Has to repeat it like 3 or 4 times

Everyone says it's cuz he speaks fast

Really it's just people not paying attention

And being

D i s t r a c t e d

Holding 4 pizzas at once dont ask how

"No drinks ? :("

"No extra toppings ? :("

"No sauce ? :("

These extras are not a choice anymore

Tip him and you'll see the sun right in front of you

Gives u a candy before u exit the pizzeria

"I'll be waiting for you to come back !"

Living "^^"

𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚞𝚜 𝚅𝚘𝚗 𝙷𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗

Oh lord him

What a hoe-

Yes

People wonder how he has this much money working at a café

Let me introduce to you the art of "S E D U C T I O N"

Calls his customers pet names

"Welcome here, lovely"

"Hey, Miss! Long time no see"

"Oh, dear, I see you brought a friend with you today!"

He's smiling 24/7

Them 3 buttons open on a daily-

More like 4

Sometimes 5

Leans in when you speak

Get them butterflies and shit

CHEESY LINES THAT MAKE U CRINGE

"Is this cake sweet ?"

"Not as sweet as you"

"Can I get one of these ?"

"How about I get you two and join you"

;)

;D

;^D

Got them girls blushing and shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

There's a board inside the café with his work hours written on it

And you can find nothing but girls within these same hours

He's popular~

The only reason the shop is still open

𝚅𝚢𝚗 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚛

Pastry shop

Chic pastry shop

Expensive pastry shop

Don't come without a booking.

Don't come if you dont have money either.

A stick

Man's posture is so perfect dear lord

No tablet to notebook, only his memory

The menu is a map for him lowkey

"Uhm, do you have any drinks I could take with my brownie ?"

"We have a list of available teas on page 3, right next to chocolate desserts, cold drinks are on the last page."

If u ask him to recommend something, watch it turn into a personality test

"Do you prefer sweet desserts ? Sour ones ?"

"Any flavours you like more?"

"Would you like something light ? Or would like to try something more copious ?"

"Any allergies to note ?"

BING BING

[MATCH FOUND]

Congratulations on finding the perfect dessert

Getting a drink going thru the same process

He's very professional overall

Knows his stuff

If you need anything just raise your hand

He'll pop up outta nowhere

@lavief is hot btw

[kyywtii]

Tears Of Themis boys as ||𝚃𝙰𝚇𝙸 𝙳𝚁𝙸𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂||

𝙰𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚐

Surprisingly likes this job way too much

No customer has ever been late to their meeting

E V E R

The ride will take 35 minutes ? Lol make it 10

He's not driving, he's teleporting

He's fast, people.

His car is so clean also-

Shines brighter than yall's future

Brother cleaning it with that lil bucket and sponge

Artem planet saver

(Artem has no water)

(Would rather clean his car than hydrate)

(P r i o r i t i e s)

Smells so fresh also-

Them little tree air fresheners bussin in the front

Man has tons of these

Various colors, shapes and smells

You're not getting inside his vehicle with food, note that

If you insist on him being your driver, he'll make you finish whatever you're eating and clean your hands before allowing you inside

Don't even think abt complaining

"Hey ! I need to get somewhere ! Just do your job !!"

Loooooooooooooooool

Windows closed and music at full volume

"I am not allowing that."

Rules are Rules ¯\_(``)_/¯

Even he doesn't break them

𝙻𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚎

Oh him

He's not your taxi driver, he's your bestfriend taking you on a ride around town

Literally, the moment someone gets out of his car, someone else gets in

Man is famous

IVE NEVER SEEN HIM GET MAD??

Brother is so chiiiiiiillllll

Sometimes forgets he's not the only one on the road

"TRAFFIC DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU, SIR !"

Cars honking at him doesn't bother him in the slightest

"This part of the city is so pretty..."

"Sir, I think the cars behind want you to move faster-"

"... wow, look over there ! The lake !"

"Uhm, sir, the cars-"

"Oh ? Is that a small Park? Looks new...."

"Ahem, SIR"

.... can we lie and say no one ever bumped into him

Willingly

It was all calm and cute until a BOOM was heard

And guess what

Rip car's booty

Luke was not pleased

Luke made it clear he was no pleased

Luke was not amused either

Car driver realized Luke was not amused

And customer will never get in a taxi ever again

Also can't stfu for the life of him

Just start a conversation and watch him

Even if you don't initiate a conversation he'll do it anyways

𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚞𝚜 𝚅𝚘𝚗 𝙷𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗

....

Why did you get in his car

Just why

Of all available Taxis, why did you choose his

If he's your driver, be assured you're either gonna be 5 minutes early, or an hour and a half late.

No in between

Man casually stops the car at random places

"Excuse me, but I need to run an errand and I won't come back around here after taking you to your destination. I'll be really quick ! Blink and I'll be back !"

He wasn't so quick

Wasn't quick at all

"I'm back!"

"... it's been 37 minutes"

"Oh-...Uhm, I mean, you can take my smoothie if you want-"

If you're gonna go with him, please give him details about your location. Please.

"Hi ! I need to go to that new Cafe!"

"... where ?"

"That new Cafe that opened recently"

".... where ... ?"

"You know ! This one on this picture !"

"... whe-"

After about a good 15mins of trying to figure out where the hell was that Cafe

"Dear lord, it's the one near the police station, behind the mall ! Everyone has been talking about it"

"Near the police station, behind the-... SHOULD'VE SAID THAT FROM THE START !!"

Gets lost sometimes

"Nah, I know this city like the back of my hand"

Proceeds to go the wrong way 4 times, trying to go the right way

".... I didn't know they changed the traffic map"

"They didn't."

𝚅𝚢𝚗 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚛

Don't pass him

Just don't

Man is just gonna glare at you from a distance

You don't wanna get glared at by Vyn

I know you don't

Who gave him his license actually

This man is a danger to society and traffic

Make a weird move, pass him or start zigzaging on the road and he'll consider running into u

".... I'm taking off this car"

"Sir NO-"

"Hush"

...

This was a traumatizing experience for the poor customer

We apologize for the trouble caused by that man

Unlike Luke, doesn't chitchat much with who gets inside his car

Doesn't mean he's not open to lsiten to them, just doesn't answer

A series of "Hm" "Mhm, mhm" "Oh, ooh" and similarities

Gives advice sometimes too

You're giving him the spare change after paying, and that's not negotiable.

Either your kind heart, mood or the way he's looking at you will make you do so anyways ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Them tea sets kinda expensive yk

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specificity is key

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Tears of Themis fake tweets + an extra one !

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𝙰𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚐

This close to become a criminal instead

Is so done with whatever bs is going on

" Officer Wing, we require your assistance in the north east side of the town, apperenly, an old woman reported her dog went missing 2 days ago and claims someone might have kidnapped him"

"?????"

Poor man was in disbelief

Ended up going to check though

I mean, was forced to go and check-

Spoiler: there was no old lady.

"Wait, wing, if she's not here, maybe she lives around-"

"Around WHERE ?"

"I mean, she called from around here so-"

"She didn't call from around here, she SENT US here."

"The last time she saw her dog was here, wing !"

"He was with her when she went home !"

....

"...Boss is calling"

Second spoiler : the dog didn't get kidnapped, he was just left at a pet hotel as the lady went to visit her daughter but couldn't take him with her.

"..........."

"Well... Atleast there's no dog traffic happening-"

"I want a raise."

Paperwork man

But also car chase man

Likes the fact he can't get arrested for driving this fast

(And dangerously)

"Car speed go UP-"

𝙻𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚎

Best policeman to ever exist

Takes his job SO SERIOUSLY

Even helping elders cross roads is an exciting experience for him

Him ? Complain ? N E V E R

Want him to put in extra hours ? Unpaid ? No problem

Last minute transfer ? It's alright

Night shifts for a whole month ? Your wish is my command

"Officers, we need a man for-"

"Sir ! Can I go, Sir!"

"A burglary has been reported 2 streets from here !"

"Sir ! I'm currently available and trained !"

"Can someone please water the plants outside ? They're dying drying"

"On it ! Immediately !"

He just really enjoys his job, it's his passion

Him and Artem are the only ones who truly deserve to be called Policemen in all honesty-

He cried the day he got his badge actually

Please never ask him for strings pulling, cuz he won't help

Won't even consider it

"We live in a society ! And that is not how society works !!"

"Your hardwork is what you should rely on, not me or anyone else !"

"Make a name for yourself with your own hands !!"

And such, and such...

𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚞𝚜 𝚅𝚘𝚗 𝙷𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗

Honestly, no one knows if he's "with" the law or against it.

Lowkey has his own traffic code.

Stops almost everybody, no specific type of people. No one is safe.

"Why hello, may I ask for your papers ?"

"Uhm, sure sure, here... Did I do anything wrong sir ?"

"We'll get there... Oh, I see here you're a doctor ?"

"I am, I am"

"Oh my, good thing I stopped you, I so happen to need a doctor's advice for a personal matter. Mind sharing a contact ?"

"I don't mind giving you my number, sir..."

"We'll then, perfect. Have a nice day."

"Is that it ? Can I go ?"

"Yes, yes."

He also needed a butcher's advice for personal matters

And a taxi driver's too, apperently.

The man sometimes stops people and asks them to drive him to a certain place.

"Oh hello, I see you're going north, perfect, cuz i'm too ! Mind dropping me at the mall ?"

He knows his colleagues would notice him if he uses his own car

(Not like it ever happened before or anything)

Modern problems require modern solutions

𝚅𝚢𝚗 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚛

I wonder how he didn't lose his job yet

Actually

I don't even know how he ended up doing this job in the first place

The only man to recieve threats to get fired from his superiors on a daily basis

He's so salty for no reason-

"Richter, we need you around the main avenue. "

"The main avenue? That's not my area."

"I know. But there's a festival preparing and we need more men."

"Hmm, why not send someone more fond of this kind of work"

"Richter, are you questionning my choice of man for this ?"

"I indeed am-"

"OFFICER VYN RICHTER."

Literally does not learn.

Literally does not stop.

"Richter, you and Felkin will patrol together the south area."

"Patroling the south area is kind of useless"

"Are you doubting the thinking behind my order, Richter ?"

"I'm not certain there was any thinking in the first place, but sure"

"........"

He always intends on doing what he's told to do from the beginning (not like he has any choice)

He just wants to piss his superiors off (what a silly goofy man)

The only thing he'll never do is come before 11 though.