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Kuzco Spade 23 Young Millionaire and entrepreneur

[kzcotopia-a-blog]

psclgreno:

Pascal shook their head. They’d only spoken three words, so he probably didn’t need an answer to know he was right. They didn’t understand why, though – if he was having such a hard time carrying a conversation with them – he didn’t just walk away. “So sad,” they replied dryly, sarcasm seeping into their tone.

“Okay, I can tell when someone’s messing with me.” His face turned unamused, nearly rolling his eyes right out of his head. “Why’s it sad, though? It’s not sad for me to talk to a brick wall. It’s sad for you for being one.”

[kzcotopia-a-blog]

qceenkida:

“Oh, I heard you. Just wanted to make sure you heard you.” Kida points out while in awe of his bravado. How is that attractive to people? More importantly, why is this behavior okay? “You’re not my type but good for you and all that self confidence.”

“Of course I heard me. I tend to think I have a really nice voice.” He snorts, as though that was just normal common sense. “Sigh,” Did he just say the word ‘sigh’ out loud? “Of course I’m confident, but it’s so hard to believe I’m not someone’s type. Now that’s a real tragedy.”

[kzcotopia-a-blog]

archrymer:

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He didn’t want to admit that he wasn’t having any affect on her. Merida snickered, finding so much enjoyment in all of this, more than even she expected to have. Most of the time she would have been quite fed up with people as vain as this lad was, yet she would be lying if she didn’t feel quite triumphed at the fact that she was besting him.

“Obviously.” She emphasized, smirking at him. “By all means, lad, go and do the obviously better things that ye have to do. Just like how I can stay here as I like, ye can go and do whatever ye like as well. No one is stopping ye, nor is anyone trying to force ye to actually use yer brain for once to try and come up with an actual insult.”

He was dumbfounded. Absolutely disgusted. It wasn’t even at her attitude-- it was that she was winning, and he hated that, He hated that he couldn’t come up with anything clever when he needed it the most. Maybe he should just run away with his tail between his legs walk away. It just wasn’t something he knew how to do, though. 

Oh, wait. He knew exactly how to get out of this without looking like he’d just lost this battle. He started as though he had something to say, but held up a finger to pause as he fished out his phone, holding it up to his ear. “Hello? Are you serious? No, I’m not busy.” He pretended to hold a conversation for a minute or so longer before pretending to hang up, sliding his phone back in your pocket. 

“Fortunately, I just got called in for work stuff. So as much as I’d hate to stick around, I can’t.” And with that, he was turning on his heel, not letting his expression fall until she couldn’t see it anymore. 

[philliplarson]

kzcotopia:

“Ah, no, don’t feel too bad. Trust me, I know it’s hard not to be jealous  of me.” It was no telling if Kuzco was joking or not. But his smug demeanor could give some ideas. “Not everybody can be this pretty.”

Phillip smiled, biting his lower lip to keep from chuckling, he’d been to enough of Kuzco’s parties by now to be used to his confidence. “You’re right, not everyone can be,” he agreed easily taking a long swig of the drink in his hand.

[kzcotopia-a-blog]

Confidence might not have been the best word for what Kuzco had, even if that’s how he decided to look at it. He moved to take a drink as well, the smugness never leaving his face. “You know, there are so many people that just try to cause trouble any time I open my mouth. Joke’s on them, they’ll never be on our level, you know?”

[tootle-oo]

kzcotopia:

Kuzco had no clue how to respond, really. He was just winging it. “You know, I know a conditioner that would give your hair a really nice flair.” He made a gesture with his hands, giving a bit of a laugh. “It doesn’t take much effort. You just kind of leave it in until the last minute.”

Judging by the slow reactions he was getting, Tootles could tell something was different about the man from his first statement. The exact rhythm of his voice and gestures had been thrown off somehow, “Aren’t you…Spade? Last minute planning doesn’t seem like your style,” Maybe it was, Tootles didn’t really know much about the far richer folks in town.

[kzcotopia-a-blog]

Kuzco snorted a little at that. “It’s not last minute planning by a long shot. And glad to see you recognize me. But listen, with conditioner and hair products, it’s more like you leave them in to let it soak in a little. Gives you time to do whatever else, then when you wash it out, it makes it look nice and smooth.” He had made hand gestures as he explained, but stopped for a moment. “Oh yea, and what’s your name?’’

[morphsilver-deactivated20190224]

kzcotopia:

Yea, he was tall enough to do that, though he never really had to, anyway. Not unless he really wanted to put effort into getting whatever it was. His smile only grew at the comment, though. “Bright blue? Huh, I think you might be onto something. That sounds awesome, actually. Me likey!” Kuzco no.

morph was taken aback. they honestly didn’t think kuzco would have reacted positively. “really? alright, let’s do it. we can match, even.”

[kzcotopia-a-blog]

Impulse was never a good mix with Kuzco, so of course an impulse idea as such would have clicked. “You’re right. I should call my hairdresser. Ugh, that would take weeks to get an appointment. L a m e.”

[fcrthewicked-deactivated2018110]

kzcotopia:

Okay, he was sure he checked before leaving the house. Kuzco was quick to find a reflective surface, making sure he didn’t in fact– Oh, he did. “Well, that’s embarrassing. Call me officially embarrassed.”

watching kuzco squirm and flounce around trying to get some green out of his teeth was sort of amusing. not that was noticeable, of course, she had a pretty good poker face. “don’t worry about it.” to be honest, carole couldn’t care if someone had food in their teeth or not, but kuzco needed to be knocked down a notch. not too much, however. he had money, and he wanted something, everyone did. maybe he’d need the fates one day.

[kzcotopia-a-blog]

He was still a little hurt in the pride section, but Kuzco wasn’t one to let that show for too long. Not that he was ever any good at masking emotion. He had to think for a moment before speaking up again. “Uh, yea. Thanks for that. So I’m guessing you don’t come around often, huh?”

[violctpvrr]

“Okay, maybe. But everyone is jealous of something. Even if they say they aren’t. It’s just how people are. Even if they won’t admit it. And I mean, just look at me.” He almost sounded smart, but of course he had to ruin it with his own vanity.

Violet was starting to agree with what he was saying before he added the last part, making her laugh a little. “Okay, okay– I get it.” she finally said with a gentle shake of her head. “Yeah, I definitely see it now. It must be hard to deal with that.”

[kzcotopia-a-blog]

He crossed his arms over his chest with a satisfied smile. “See? I know you’d get it. You’re right though. It is hard. People get so upset about it they just can’t control themselves. Everybody’s looking for a fight; Everyone’s a damn critic.” He sighed a little too dramatically. 

[sncwishes-blog]

kzcotopia:

He was smiling up until they sounded like he was in trouble. Rude? Him? Of course not. Okay, maybe a little. But who were they to tell him wrong. “Apologize? Why should I apologize? I didn’t do anything wrong. Can’t you take an opinion?”

“Of course I can. But I refuse to be spoken too so rudely. If you have criticism you can word it to be constructive instead of like an attack.” A switch seemed to turn on in them as what their roommates typically called “mom mode” came into play. They reach up, standing on their tiptoes and grab his ear. “Please, apologize.”

[kzcotopia-a-blog]

“Hey, hey! No touchy-- OW! Ow, ow!” No one had ever grabbed his ear like this; then again, he’d never been in trouble like this. And by someone so tiny. Definitely a hit to his ego, but nevertheless, he knew he wasn’t getting out of this unless he did as he was told. “OKAY! Jeez, I’m sorry, okay? Won’t happen again-- let go!”

[rpmememaker]

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[tinkersdream-deactivated2023110]

kzcotopia:

“Oof, ouch. Rita, you wound me.” He placed a hand over his chest giving a faux look of hurt. Of course, he wasn’t really upset, but he had to play it up. “I can’t believe you, my friend, have betrayed me like this. Oof.”

Rolling his eyes, Rita stepped closer to him. Reaching up she patted his cheek with a smirk. “You’ll get over it in therapy.” Stepping around him as a laugh spilled from her brightly painted lips, Rita sighed. “What are all these clothes for anyway?” She questioned looking around at the various bags. “Can’t be all for you are they?” 

[kzcotopia-a-blog]

He moved to take a step back. “Hey! No touchy.” Though, it was rare he ever said that with a laugh and an eyeroll. Kuzco looked over all of his shopping bags, hands moving to his hips. 

“They’re not all clothes. Okay, a good amount of them are clothes. But I got myself some new accessories, too. Of course it’s all for me. I mean, who better to shop for me than myself, right?” 

[neonnostalgic]

A little party never killed nobody 😉💓

[innoc3nttt]

[573p5]

[kzcotopia-a-blog]

mssbunny:

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     missy’s jaw dropped slightly at the other’s response, “bad and jealous ? those weren’t quite the words that came to mind. i mean –– do you see the outfit i’m wearing today ? i’ve been getting showered with compliments all morning –– and not compliments from myself.” she huffed softly, “that’s when you know you did a good job. pretty though ? can you even say that when your shades are hiding your face ?” although not everything had to be a competition, whenever someone targeted her looks, missy always felt like she needed to defend herself.

“What? You don’t like the shades? I mean, you gotta admit they’re at least practical.” As usual, he’s only hearing what he wanted to hear and going off of that. “Buuuuut, you do have a point. Maybe I should find different shades that are smaller. But wouldn’t that look dumb? Ugh, never mind, I’ll just stick to these.”

[kzcotopia-a-blog]

tootle-oo:

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Tootles breathed a sigh of relief that he had heard the man correctly the first time, though he wasn’t quite sure if the statement  ‘It fits you very well’ was much of a compliment, “I just use water and hope,” Tootles joked, gesturing to his hair, “Props to you for effort, though. Not a skill for me.”

Kuzco had no clue how to respond, really. He was just winging it. “You know, I know a conditioner that would give your hair a really nice flair.” He made a gesture with his hands, giving a bit of a laugh. “It doesn’t take much effort. You just kind of leave it in until the last minute.”

[kzcotopia-a-blog]

freejcsmine:

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jasmine could’ve laughed. she should’ve. nothing was more fragile than a males masculinity and this boy, ohh this boy, his was more fragile than anyone could have believed. jas could sniff out an insecure brony at any moment and her radar was going off wildly. “cute. coming at me with a period comment. id like to see you bleed for six days with cramps for at least eight and try not to whine over it. anyway, not that time of the month. it was a good try though.” the girl remained calm, knowing he wanted a rise out of her. “do you even know what the word ethereal means? it seems like your vocabulary doesn’t extend past fifth grade.” 

“That sounds like a hassle. No thanks. My problems are much more interesting than how much I can bleed. Messy, right? And, oh, so you’re personality is just always this lovely. Wonderful.” His hands went to his waist, shaking his head with the roll of his eyes. “I don’t need to know what it means. I obviously do, but why would I ever need to use it? We don’t all need to speak with purple prose, you know.”