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@l-mclaggen
( - - ♕ ) ❝ Hm, let me have a think. No, no, I definitely meant dork. And an overconfident one at that. ❞
No... No, you're mistaken. I definitely heard hunk in there - incredibly handsome and confident. Are you sure your memory is sound? Could've taken a fall and bumped your head and forgotten all about it, Gus. Should stop by the Hospital Wing, you should. Pretty little head like that, well, we wouldn't want it to go to waste.
Ah. If it is who I think it is I… hope you learned from it. — lucky for me I’m not a free enough agent nor an interested enough agent to worry about buying girls chocolates and flowers. I’ll leave the savaging and the flowers to your, ehm. Expertise.
That depends on who you think it is - but right you are. I learned my lesson well. Hey now, hey now... I wouldn't mind taking a girl on a few trips to Hogsmeade if it means getting on a first name basis, if you know what I mean. Some things are worth the - ah - challenge so to speak. Why the lack of interest, if you don't mind my asking? Sometimes all it takes are a couple of pretty words if you're not game for effort. I heard through the grapevine - a poem and some wine and the Beauxbatons girls' knickers'll be wetter than the Great Lake.
I am not a Hufflepuff. And even if I was, it is very rude to generalize them. That would be like me saying all the Gryffindors are egotistical nitwits.
You had me fooled with the way you caught on. Now see, that's incredibly hypocritical of you to say, young lady. That inaccurate generalization of us poor Gryffindors is incredibly hurtful. And here I thought you were on the fight for equality!
——Nah. Honestly, I didn’t realize Valentine’s day was tomorrow until I heard some crazy-bitter girl ranting about how stupid it was in the hallways. Makes me feel kind of… out of it, honestly. Like time isn’t going how it’s supposed to.
Sounds a lot like the tune my ex has been going on about. Nice to be a free agent this time of year, isn't it? The ladies turn positively savage for some chocolates and a few flowers, the raving lunatics.
Well, you could actually listen and maybe — Wait, was that…That was sarcasm, wasn’t it?
Perceptive as always. And I thought Hufflepuffs were slow.
( - - ♕ ) ❝ My god, you are literally such a dork, do you realise that? ❞
Sorry - did you mean: "my god, you're literally such a hunk, do you realize that?" because that's what I heard. And yes, by the way. I do realize that I'm a hunk. Thank you, doll face.
they’re just girls breaking hearts
"the dark knight" starter prompts
"Some men just want to watch the world burn."
"Depending on the time, he could be in one spot, or several."
"What do you believe in?"
"Criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor! Respect!"
"Don’t talk like you’re one of them! You’re not. Even if you’d like to be."
"Let’s put a smile on that face!"
"Why so serious?"
"You wanna know how I got these scars?"
"I guess today is the day you get to say ‘I told you so’."
"One night, he goes off crazier than usual."
"And I thought my jokes were bad!”
"Does it depress you? To think of how alone you really are?"
"You wanted me. Here I am."
"Look at me!"
“Give me one reason why I shouldn’t have my boy here pull your head off.”
"How about a magic trick?"
"You’re crazy."
"If you’re good at something, never do it for free."
"You’re alone!"
"What were you trying to prove?"
“If it’s so simple, why haven’t you done it already?”
“You think you can steal from us and just walk away?”
“Did your balls drop off?”
“Oh, and by the way, the suit? It wasn’t cheap. You ought to know, you bought it!”
"Here’s my card."
“Alright, so, listen, why don’t you give me a call when you wanna start taking things a little more seriously.”
“We’re not intimidated by thugs!”
"You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father."
“Well hello, beautiful!”
“A little fight in you. I like that.”
"Your plan is to blackmail this person? …Good luck."
“The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.”
"Tonight you’re gonna break your one rule."
"Where are they?!"
"In their last minutes, people show you who they really are."
"In a way, I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?"
“I told you, I’m a man of my word.”
"People will die. Starting tonight.”
"You let five people die."
“Tell your men they work for me now.”
"It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message."
"Everything burns!"
“Ah, you made it. I’m so thrilled.”
“See, madness, as you know, is like gravity: all it takes is a little push!”
“You just couldn’t let me go, could you?”
“You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness… and I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun.”
“I think you and I are destined to do this forever.”
"You are truly incorruptible, aren’t you?"
“This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.”
“You can’t rely on anyone these days. You gotta do everything yourself.”
“He didn’t do anything wrong.”
“People will lose hope.”
“You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”
LEO YOU LOOK SO GOOD
I see my reputation precedes me. It’s flattering to be recognized by an adoring fan such as yourself. Thank you, thank you. Keep up a healthy diet and hit the pitch seven days a week and you too could look like this.
Brilliant. How mature of you—-I don’t need to waste my time here anymore than I already have. I honestly cannot fathom why I ever entertained the thought of—of us. You’re a vile, vile boy, McLaggen; I hope you’ve finally come to terms with that.
Oh. That's fucking rich coming from you, Freya. I wouldn't be the mature one when you're over here attacking me without giving me a minute to breath. I'll tell you why you "entertained the thought of us": you saw something you liked and you took it. Then you... You started acting different. Really fucking out of sorts and not at all like who you used to be. Next thing I know, I'm all the worst names under the sun and you're just - you were gone. But of course I'm the vile one. It's always my fault, isn't it? You're just a bloody angel over there with your forked tounge, aren't you?
( - - ♕ ) ❝ You do realise I wasn’t actually talking to you, Mclaggen? I wouldn’t have expected you to find a conversation about periods particularly thrilling. ❞
Whether or not you were talking to me specifically, you were talking loud enough for me to overhear so I was under the assumption that you wanted me to join in. So, I gave you my bloody opinion. Ha - get it? Bloody opinion - because periods are bloody.
[all] quirks my muse habitually has.
Writers, bold all of your character’s regular truths. 1. Smoking: the action or habit of inhaling and exhaling the smoke of tobacco or a drug. 2. Binge drinking: the consumption of an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time. 3. Drug abuse: the habitual taking of illegal drugs. 4. Nail biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension. 5. Lip biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension. 6. Night Owl: a person who is habitually active or wakeful at night. 7. Early bird: a person who rises, arrives, or acts before the usual or expected time. 8. Negative attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with criticism and pessimism. 9. Positive attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with optimism and confidence. 10. Swearing: the use of offensive language. 11. Superstitious: an irrational belief that an object, action, or circumstance not logically related to a course of events influences its outcome. 12. Inspecting fingernails: a common body language sign of boredom. 13. Scratching your neck: a common body language sign of uncertainty. 14. Foot and finger tapping: a common body language sign of stress/impatience. 15. Nose touch: a subtle body language sign of deceit. 16. Flipping hair: a common body language sign of craving attention. 17. Twirling hair: a common body language sign of flirtation. 18. Cracking knuckles: a common body language sign of readiness. 19. Hands behind back: a common body language sign of confidence. 20. Finger pointing: a common body language sign of authority. 21. Hands on hips: a common body language sign of readiness. 22: Hands in pockets: a common body language sign of mistrust/reluctance. 23. Frequent touch: a common body language sign of warmth/familiarity. 24. Throat-clearing: a common body language sign of rejection/doubt. 25: Jaw-clenching: a common body language sign of hostility. 26: Eye-rolling: a common body language sign of irritation. 27: Head-tilt: a common body language sign of interest. 28. Whistling: to emit high-pitched sound by forcing breakthrough a small hole between one’s lips or teeth; usually to a tune. 29. Humming: make a low, steady continuous sound like that of a bee; usually to a tune. 30. Perfectionism: refusal to accept any standard short of perfection. 31. Photographic memory: the ability to remember information or visual images in great detail. 32. Paranoia: a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically worked into an organized system. 33. Exaggeration: a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is. 34: Intuitive: using or based on what one feels to be true even without conscious reasoning; instinctive. 35: Quick-witted: showing or characterized by an ability to think or respond quickly and effectively. 36: Interrupting: breaking the continuity of a conversation with one’s own statements. 37: Doodling: to scribble or make rough drawings, absent-mindedly. 38: Irritable: having or showing a tendency to be easily annoyed. 39: Gambling: to play games of chance for money; bet. 40: Travel-sick: suffering from nausea caused by the motion of a moving vehicle, boat, or aircraft. 41: Sensitive: having or displaying a quick and delicate appreciation of others’ feelings. 42: Melancholy: a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause. 43: Chewing gum: the exercise of chewing flavoured gum which is not intended for swallowing. 44: Fidgeting: to make small movements, especially of the hands and feet, through nervousness or impatience. 45: Skeptical: not easily convinced; having doubts or reservations. 46: Neat-freak: compulsively obsessed with cleanliness. 47: Gossiping: divulging personal information about others. 48: Prim: feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper; stiffly correct. 49: Abbreviating: Giving others nicknames/shortening names/giving pet names. 50: Having a catchphrase: having a sentence or phrase typically associated with a specific person.
Céline Montague.
That's a lovely name you have there, Miss Montague - reminds me of Celine Dion. Tell me, will your heart go on without me?
Lucy often found herself in the sort of mood in which every little word that anyone said would set her off. She was particulary annoyed by this display. ❞Way to fuckin’ go, asshole.❞
Leo never was the type to be particularly attentive to another person and their needs, too wrapped up in himself and his wants to care. Perhaps he was telling his story too loudly with a little too much flourish, but it wasn't his fault he was great and she was bitter. "Woah there, killer. Why so hostile?"
Harry Potter + aesthetics: GRYFFINDOR
You might belong in Gryffindor where dwell the brave at heart Their daring, nerve and chivalry set Gryffindors apart.
character stats framework.
full name: leonidas castor mclaggen
nickname: leo / mcman (please)
age: 18
birth date: August 15th
ethnicity: english / scottish / irish
gender: male
preferred pronouns: he/him
sexual orientation: straight
religion: n/a
occupation: student / beater (quidditch)
house: gryffindor
character type: chaotic neutral
face claim: ashton irwin
relationships
parents: sidney & cormac mclaggen
siblings: none
significant other: none
children: hopefully none
physical traits
eye colour: green/hazel
height: 6'0"
body build: tall / muscular / broad
notable physical traits: biceps / messy hair / stupid grin / hands
usual expression/mood
I’m not your doll. I have a name.
Would you mind blessing me with it then, fair maiden?
