Lost for days in a synthetic maze

Alyssa | New York

[l0veinstead]

Chris and I spent a long weekend in D.C. Here's a little of what we saw.

I don’t know if anyone I know uses Tumblr anymore buttttt I’m trying out my creative side and making some youtube videos. Please show some love! 

[deejay]

[food-porn-diary]

[OC] ShackBurger with a fried chicken patty, mayonnaise and pickles [3024 x 4032]

[onlytwitterpics]

!!!!!

[dynastylnoire]

You shouldn’t have to pay to park where you work

[chessys]

i want 2 be a she really did that!! kind of girl but i dont Do anything

[7tny]

[ruinedchildhood]

[anecdotesofasurvivor]

[thenatsdorf]

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[memeguy-com]

[10knotes]

These are the best directions

[fatherofthebride]

the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor in the delay on a hand grenade so it exploded like three cars past the archduke’s so the guy took a cyanide pill and threw himself into a river, but the cyanide was expired and the river was six inches deep so the police just pulled him out and took him off to jail and then everyone else basically gave up and headed home, and then the driver of the archduke took a wrong turn and the car stalled next to the last of the six guys, and he was just like “what a crazy random happenstance” and started world war one

[darkparallel-deactivated2017012]

You forgot to mention that the last guy only happened to kill Franz because he had just come out of the sandwich shop where the car stopped

[omorka]

It is obvious to even the most casual observer that this particular event has been meddled with by at least two groups of time travelers trying to change history.  Please, if you invent a time machine, leave the assassination of Ferdinand alone; the space-time continuum there is already showing obvious cracks from the strain.

[motivated-mindset]

I don’t listen to people who tell me something is not possible. I don’t need that kind of limitation in my life.

(via motivated-mindset)

[iraffiruse]

[gloryychildren]

NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.

[pixiedust-paycheck]

MY FAVORITE PHOTOSET IS BACK

[ewokk]

kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

[triwizarded]

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

[aworldfortheyoung-deactivated20]

I only get to see my boyfriend once a week and I really miss him today

[kim-kartrashcan]

I mean…I’d be concerned too