Odysseus: What that mouth do
Poseidon, unhinging his jaw to reveal rows of shark teeth:
Odysseus: I see.
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Odysseus: What that mouth do
Poseidon, unhinging his jaw to reveal rows of shark teeth:
Odysseus: I see.
Hey Ody - Doesn't Poseidon have nice hair? 😏
It's nice to pull
People really just looked at 600 strike and collectively whent "this awoke something in poseidon"
Poseidon talking about Odysseus
ERM.... ODYSEIDON???
Yeah!
Poseidon: I wanna do bad things to you
Odysseus: Like what? ;)
Poseidon: Break your legs
Poseidon: Choke you to death
Poseidon: Push you off a building
Odysseus: Kinky
Poseidon: ...
Poseidon: I'm gonna kill you, you little shit
This is safe to post, right? RIGHT?
They are just two enemies who hate (love) each other very much and sleep together 💤
(I DON'T KNOW WHY I DRAWN THEM LIKE THIS, I MEAN I DO KNOW! BUT AAAAAAAAAAAA)
Odysseus: Hmm...
Poseidon: ...
Odysseus: There's only one bed
Poseidon: And there's two of us
Odysseus: There's only one solution to this problem
Poseidon: *takes out his trident and points it at Odysseus*
Odysseus: *takes his sword out and points it at Poseidon*
Poseidon: So...I'm in love
Poseidon: With Odysseus
Zeus:
Zeus: The king of Ithaca?
Poseidon: Yes
Poseidon: ...thoughts?
Zeus: And prayers. You're going to need them.
OdySeidon kisses,,,?
Yeah!
How many times do you think I can use the same meme without being judged by society?
Zeus all arrogant: My oh my brother, all that work to get revenge on the mortal, and he beats you?You must feel so ashamed…
Poseidon, still bleeding profusely and literally vibrating from horniness: Do you think if I kill his son he’ll do it again?
Zeus all arrogant: My oh my brother, all that work to get revenge on the mortal, and he beats you?You must feel so ashamed…
Poseidon, still bleeding profusely and literally vibrating from horniness: Do you think if I kill his son he’ll do it again?
ruthlessness is…
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 17
Qifrey (Witch Hat Adelier)
Odysseus (Epic the Musical)
Art of Odysseus by @gigizetz
vote Odysseus. For no reason.
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 17
Qifrey (Witch Hat Adelier)
Odysseus (Epic the Musical)
Art of Odysseus by @gigizetz
I wish human bodies could withstand the depths of the ocean. I miss being in the abyss zone.
I miss hanging out with this charming fellow