Holy Cannoli

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[sharkira]

do u ever go to reblog a cool post but then 

and out of spite u just

no

[daily-willam-gifs]

[aussieidol-deactivated20150903]

[nipyl-deactivated20140702]

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

[nipyl-deactivated20140702]

they yelled at me.

[bulletssandbowss]

[g0ds-favorite]

[noahschnapps-archive-deactivate]

[battybeka]

“Bisexuals always end up picking a side” Yaa all those fake bisexuals meeting the love of their life and staying together forever and getting married and being happy with only one person those assholes

[daijoubougie]

[whitepeopledoingdumbshit]

I hope whoever made this has an awful day

[labias]

[noza-ignoto]

Have you ever seen so much bullshit in one scene?

[arisonas-deactivated20181110]

its great because that’s PSO2s char creator and when you hit the random button usually something like this happens:

[scarecrow-hero]

[john-maghirang-deactivated20130]

Dear Future Girlfriend,

I’m going to make you a sandwich.

This seems retarded, right?

See, to most guys, it’s usually the other way around. 

But no. I’m not like that. 

I want to prove to you that I’m not like the sexist guys out there in this world.

You don’t belong in a kitchen, because you belong in my heart.

Sincerely, 

Me.

[fruitpunchg-deactivated20150226]

[lesmeeserables-blog]

i'm fucking dead this motherfucker's entire blog is devoted to cataloguing different sandwiches for him to make for his future girlfriend i'm fucking

[john-maghirang-deactivated20130]

Dear Future Girlfriend,

I’m going to make you a sandwich.

This seems retarded, right?

See, to most guys, it’s usually the other way around. 

But no. I’m not like that. 

I want to prove to you that I’m not like the sexist guys out there in this world.

You don’t belong in a kitchen, because you belong in my heart.

Sincerely, 

Me.

[fruitpunchg-deactivated20150226]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

The most iconic part of Parks and Rec was when Mark said “see you later” and they literally never mentioned him again

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

[aki373]

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

hey lesbians remember thinking about getting married when u were little and heteronormativity made u think it had to be a guy and it didn’t look all that appealing but now the thought of having a wife makes u cry tears of joy SMASH that mf reblog button if u can’t wait to get a wife

[bloodbending]

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

[laughingfish]

2002 peter parker had no health insurance