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Added more chaps for my omegaverse fic. The first chapter is still really bad- but I found this so old ass drawing. It fits so well 😭 their first born has black hair and blue eyes >:3 and he comes out super fat and he’s super attached to Deidara which makes Obito just a little jealous

Ohhhg my shaylassss

#XD #now I feel more motivated to work #cuz the rest of the prompts are super cute #and I finally get to write all the fluff I want

Drawings coming out ugly, flopping, and don’t want to finish my fanfics

This deep sadness along with chronic sleepiness won’t go away 😢 I literally just want to sleep but then I feel lazy

#it be like that #rise and grind

Had a dream Obito and Deidara were at a restaurant and the waitress who was very busty was clearly flirting with Obito. Like leaning over Obito nearly bumping him. Poor Obito is trying to not look because he knows Deidara is keeping an eye on him waiting for him to take one look. Well, Obito takes one look…well a few tbh and Deidara is emitting off silent rage. Obito eats his food scared on what’s about to come for the rest of the night.

Just had the craziest lesbian dream

#ok

Twitter wouldn’t let me post this 🥲

Dei thinking about giving Obi backshots that’s why he in hell smh

#burps #having deep sadness that won’t go away

Paralyzed Obito from the waist down and Deidara sitting on his lap using Obito’s wheelchair like it’s his own personal roller coaster

OK DUMBASS DREAM

So anyways Hidan, and sasori and Itachi (well the were dragged) think it’d be funny to take Deidara to a male strip club/ host club because Deidara is highkey lowkey suffering from a break up- not important- they get sat down at a red booth in front of a mini bar and a stage. Hidan goes off to talk to some workers whispering in their ear to make sure Deidara has a night he’ll remember while sasori orders them drinks. Deidara is all mopey and sniffy with ruined makeup because his dumbass cried in the taxi over some bum 🙄 whatever Deidara stand up. Anways the drinks come and Deidara is a lightweight but he’s downing drinks and even Itachi is like slow down while trying to give him relationship advice…he’s never been in one but ok. Hidan is yelling at Deidara for raking up the bill and that kakuzu is going to beat his ass when he gets home for taking his credit card. Anyways the lights shut off, and Deidara is very much uninterested until a bunch of half naked dudes come on stage…no like they’re basically naked- nothing covering them but tiny things that leave nothing to the imagination. If finally clicks in Deidara’s head on what’s about to happen and he’s mortified, Hidan is excited and cheering , sasori and Itachi have a poker face and taking sips of their drink. Deidara is literally curled up in the booth unable to look away but far too embarrassed. Anways the male dancers come and surround Deidara and are deadass grinding all over him LIKE straight dih to the cheek and face- I guess Deidara is enjoying it. He’s homotron 6000. The dancers are nice and ask questions but Deidara is far too distracted. But like Tobi is the worst dancer, he’s stupid, loud, and all over Deidara but Deidara thinks he has a nice body so he doesn’t care. Clearly Tobi is high rated because Deidara has a great time even though he’s overly drunk and doesn’t realize that his friends freaking left him. Tobi is terrible and is poring more alcohol into Deidara’s mouth- like literally and urging him on to drink more 🥀 anways the dance ends and the dancers leave and Deidara realizes his bum friends left him so he goes searching only for him to end up in the dressing room. He’s too drunk to care that he’s in a room filled with naked men who are all confused on why he’s in there. Obito immediately recognizes him but decides it’s not his problem until another dancer comes up to Deidara and is flirting, Obito gets annoyed and shuts his locker and wraps and arm around Deidara and ushers him out. Just for kakuzu to stop them and say Deidara didn’t pay for his tab which is like hundreds of dollars because the group drank a lot but Deidara says Hidan was in charge of it 💀 idc about that part. Once they’re out the building, Deidara is confused on who Obito is but Obito reveals that he’s Tobi. Deidara says something rude about his appearance and Obito is about to ditch him on the side of the road but Deidara follows him and tells him his phone died so now he’s Obito’s responsibility. Obito is so annoyed but he lets Deidara walk with him while Deidara yaps away

Ok this part is kinda confusing because they somehow end up at like a bar/rave? Mind this bar I keep seeing in my dreams- idk it’s the designated place for my dreams. So I guess it’s actually Deidara’s birthday because Obito feels guilty Deidara had a shitty day so he urges Deidara to dance and drink up- which lmao Deidara does not need anymore. Deidara uses this time to ask questions and asks about Obito career and asks him if he’s gay because he’s literally dancing in a thong. And Obito just deadpans and says he doesn’t think about that type of stuff I forgot the rest of the dream- it gets so muddy right here. They have a bunch of fun together or something and they head back to Obito’s place and uh something else happens but I forgot so-

My fav part is Tobi dancing in a thong like this

#ts frying me so bad actually #not Tobi doing the douyin dances 😭

Made a priv twitter but idk what to post. If anyone sees this follow princess2to2 🥺

#no cuz how do you make followers on a priv account #mane whatever #knowing me I’ll forget it 🥀#anyways

Wait this killing me- dang I really have been slandering my goat

But broke bum Tobi is so funny. And deidara just lets him be a bum because he has no self respect and he lowkey finds it endearing. Just out here enabling that bum 😒 deidara comes home from a shift and Tobi is sitting on the couch in two day old boxers playing valorant. Tobi does eventually learn to become a better stay at home boyfriend and starts doing laundry, cooking, etc while Deidara is busy at school and work…mainly because he likes getting praised from Deidara.

Broke boyfriend hug thing annoys Deidara so much- he shoves Tobi off of him and Tobi gets all mopey like a puppy getting kicked 🫩

#lmao I’m dying #lowkey this is so Gen Z core #why so many girls date bums?

I have a new hc- Deidara’s body is very much an active bomb. When he’s excited or angry, his hands heat up to an absurd degree, even causing sparks that are very painful. There have been times when Deidara slaps Obito and a searing mark is left on his face. And when he’s excited like Obito pounding into him, his hands are quite literally burning into Obito’s shoulders or hair. The inside of him is equally as hot, poor Obito’s dick is being scorched but he’s a freak and refuses to pull out. Good thing he has hashirama cells 😹👅 that he/him bussy corrupted him. Obito also tells him that he’s overheating and calm down so he can continue but Deidara can’t really control it- it’s more emotion based. His skin gets very flushed from heating up so when he’s mad he just looks cute and adorable and Obito laughs at him then Deidara got steam coming out his ears which Obito laughs even harder.

2nd idea

Jonin au - canonverse

Obito and Deidara decided to get "married" in the middle of a mission. They exchange rings then Obito is back to konoha and Deidara back in Iwa- so they’re technically married but the shinobi life makes it where they can’t each other that often. It isn’t till 8 months later they finally get to have their “honeymoon” and Deidara is very much prepared while as Obito is stupid and completely forgot. So in this au they technically haven’t gotten intimate yet- they’ve done hand and blowjobs at most which are always super quick. Somehow Obito is the one saying they should wait even though he’s the overly horny one who’s constantly groping or kissing Deidara every chance he gets even in the middle of missions. Those long periods where they don’t see each other is especially painful for Obito but he endures wanting their first time to be special. Deidara is surprisingly the shy one during their first time even though he’s usually overconfident in his skills like when he first gave Obito a bj and was so proud of himself and Obito didn’t have the heart to tell him that was the worst bj he’s ever had. 🥀 anyways Deidara still has a tiny voice in the back of his head telling him that Obito wouldn’t be interested in him because he looks nothing like a female and he knows Obito is attracted to women even though Deidara made Obito realize he was bisexual. Lmaooo ok bye- but in their little cabin, Obito sits on the bed reading a scroll while Deidara heads into the bathroom. He has an entire plan for their special night that Obito apparently has no idea about. He washes up, does his hair, even a different makeup look that’s more softer and less sharp like his usual. He feels so stupid and about wipe everything off and just go to bed but he pulls through and puts on the stupid lingerie he had bought. White, silk, and lace attributes very wedding like. Again he starts feeling unsure about himself then the idiot Obito barges in telling Deidara he needs to use the bathroom just to pause his mouth wide open. Deidara immediately tries to cover up but Obito is overly happy, eyes glancing over to whatever skin he can see. He then asks “what’s the occasion?” Making Deidara mad cuz the idiot doesn’t remember it’s their honeymoon. Obito goes back into the main room looking for something before pulling out a paper. The dumbass wants to recite his wedding vows because he didn’t get to say them 8 months ago- anways it’s super sappy and cute and Deidara is hiding his face in embarrassment because his husband is so annoying 😭 Obito finished and pulls out his Tobi voice and says “you may now kiss the bride” Deidara is annoyed he’s called the bride but Obito cuts him off with a kiss- that first starts out as wholesome slow and cute then it’s get hungry and Obito’s hands are all over Deidara. He’s been patient for so long and now that he’s got the change he’s very excited. By the next morning, the lingerie set is ripped to shreds, the bed broken from how hard they were going, both of them covered in bite marks and bruises. Lmao. Guess they had a fun time

#whatever #burps

Ok after their breakup- Deidara still keeps Obito’s number..he doesn’t know why and one night he gets a call…well several and it’s all Obito drunkenly calling him. He leaves several voicemails and at first Deidara is really annoyed then gets concerned and decides to go over and rushes over because he still cares for the idiot. Anways he’s banging on the door just to get no response good thing he knows how to get into Obito’s apartment so he opens it and sees the idiot lying on his couch surrounded by beer bottles. Deidara rolls his eyes and is about to leave seeing that Obito is breathing but he hears Obito say his name in his sleep which kinda melts his heart…kinda. Deidara gives him water, helps him bathe, and puts him in bed and Obito finally sobers up enough to apologize. Well- it’s the worst apology ever because he’s still heavily drunk and he’s just babbling before he falls asleep mid apology

Obito wakes up with Deidara beside him and immediately feels embarrassed but Deidara seems more tame and calmer so Obito assumes his drunk self was able to make amends XD

#burps

Ok this is wholesome- modern auish

Deidara says to Obito he’s going to get his hair trimmed and comes back with most of his hair gone. It went from his lower back to his ears and Obito just stares at him for a good few seconds before saying “this better be a prank”

Poor baby loved his bfs hair so much just for it to disappear T_T and Deidara is casual about it saying he wanted a more mature look while Obito is dying on the inside. He longingly stares at Deidara from across the room before shaking his head- like dude it’s not that serious. And Deidara is just like: 🧍 at the silent treatment.

I had more stuff to add but I forgot

#burps

Thinking about angsty one sided obidei where Deidara has fallen for Obito but Obito isn’t really interested…actually repulsed, but he realizes he’ll never get rin back and used Deidara as a substitute and pretends he’s Rin. Deidara eventually realizes how he was played and very angry and hurt then beats the shit out of Obito but once he’s gone Obito realizes he misses him but Deidara is done with him- woah

#this stressed me out just writing #i just be saying shit

Day 1 of drawing bullshit until Pinterest gives me back my account 😡

Ok this kinda cute tho- who agree? No one? Okayyyy 😹

#yo I’m so fucking pissed #literally pissy #like peeing my pants mad 😡

Bruh on my period…anyway

During heat, Deidara’s stomach has the illusion that he’s around three months pregnant due to bloating and it takes all of Obito’s will power power to not make it a reality but he’s a good mate and usually spoons Deidara while massaging his upset stomach and giving him peppermint teas. Also his big hand works as a heating pad so it’s a win for Deidara who usually falls asleep in Obito’s arms.

#longing for fluff #sigh

Awww so qute ;_;