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Why the fuck... are two of them screaming now?? What are they freaking out over-

Oh. 

That fucking sucks.

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why is melones hidden eye glowing? am i about to be strobe lighted if i look into it

“W-What? Haha. There’s. There’s no fuckin way my eye’s glowing. You’re pulling my leg here h-hah.”

““there’s no way. Right? RIGHT?”

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OH NO MELONE HAS TENTACLES BI S H R U N

““For one asshat, these are vines. I can’t do shit with them.”

““Wait. They’re on my hands. uh. Hold on let me-”

““UH. THEY’RE NOT COMING OFF? THEY’RE STUCK??? IT HURTS TO PULL??????”

“FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCJUFJCUFJCUFJCHDUJCNDN”

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““Okay, first of all, the greenery in here was not welcomed. Who did this. Second, what was that scream..? Please don’t tell me we’re under attack again. wait..my cold is gone. Huh. Nice.”

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i really want melones goat pluhie ;^;

Well lucky for yoooou!

Melone’s Ram is now our merchandise! Get it while supplies last

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**gibs smoochies to everyone alseep**

The wake up call was unnecessary. -Prosciutto

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Mmph.... hot.... thought I opened the window...

hey. uh. what the hell.

[As he hurriedly stands up he’s not sure whether he should pay attention to the fact he is on fire and getting up with bird legs is a pain or that Illuso doesn’t have any legs at all.]

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“Ugh, how long was I... how long were we even asleep for? Why do I feel so achey...”

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are the others ok??? hello???

[ Well, I can only give an update on melone but... ]

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This is probably not radioactive we’ll be fiiiinnnneee

//totally not radioactive!!! yep!! theoretically they are fine!! 

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oh hell he did, r.i.p **takes selfie infront of formas body doing duck lips** #sadhours **posts to tiktok with sad music**

//Got a little too close there! A bit more burning than initially expected.

There’s some tired mumbling from his body. Not dead. Just sleeping.

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happy borthday hon!! October baby yes

//HRHDHSDH THANK YOU GUYS

//Y’all are so sweet I really didn’t expect many other birthday wishes

//Being a Libra be like this ✌️love y’all <3

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GUYS

GUYS QUICK ITS MUN CHIBI’S BIRTHDAY TELL THEM HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN THE ASKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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bruh who let formaggio smoke the funnily coloured weed

//Upon closer inspection, he’s not holding any weed! Fascinating! Guess that rules that out.

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bruh who farting purple clouds, is it purple haze ? ( sorry high rn as shit )

Get your *cough* colorblind, stoner head *cough* on straight.

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Hi pesci :3

I don’t know how else to respond.....

lots of people want to say hi, I guess? That’s nice.