Meet The Nurse

Nurse— I’m wondering if the mold that I just found and cleaned off in base was affecting any of the mercenaries?

The maid ran over quickly, climbing onto some platform to make sure that the Nurse saw her.

…I heard they could cause hallucinations.

~ @basecleanerbunny

Conejita I wouldn’t recommend touching that if I was you….let me guess you touched it.

... Well, I just cleaned it off. And I have gloves on. ... And I also put it in a jar.

If it is evil it would not affect me.

She says it so confidently.

Dios mio Ok do me a favor and stay in my office of the rest of the day

No thank you.

Maam I will sedate you

This is an act of evil that is beyond me. How dare you surpass me.

Then stay in my office and I won’t sedate you

Hmph. I will. For now. But you cannot entrap me for long.

Just stay here for the rest of the day and tell me if you experience any hallucinations

She stretched and yawned.

Whoever supplies the base with ingredients needs to bring potatoes...

What do you plan on doing with potatoes?

Nurse— I’m wondering if the mold that I just found and cleaned off in base was affecting any of the mercenaries?

The maid ran over quickly, climbing onto some platform to make sure that the Nurse saw her.

…I heard they could cause hallucinations.

~ @basecleanerbunny

Conejita I wouldn’t recommend touching that if I was you….let me guess you touched it.

... Well, I just cleaned it off. And I have gloves on. ... And I also put it in a jar.

If it is evil it would not affect me.

She says it so confidently.

Dios mio Ok do me a favor and stay in my office of the rest of the day

No thank you.

Maam I will sedate you

This is an act of evil that is beyond me. How dare you surpass me.

Then stay in my office and I won’t sedate you

Hmph. I will. For now. But you cannot entrap me for long.

Just stay here for the rest of the day and tell me if you experience any hallucinations

Nurse— I’m wondering if the mold that I just found and cleaned off in base was affecting any of the mercenaries?

The maid ran over quickly, climbing onto some platform to make sure that the Nurse saw her.

…I heard they could cause hallucinations.

~ @basecleanerbunny

Conejita I wouldn’t recommend touching that if I was you….let me guess you touched it.

... Well, I just cleaned it off. And I have gloves on. ... And I also put it in a jar.

If it is evil it would not affect me.

She says it so confidently.

Dios mio Ok do me a favor and stay in my office of the rest of the day

No thank you.

Maam I will sedate you

This is an act of evil that is beyond me. How dare you surpass me.

Then stay in my office and I won’t sedate you

Nurse— I’m wondering if the mold that I just found and cleaned off in base was affecting any of the mercenaries?

The maid ran over quickly, climbing onto some platform to make sure that the Nurse saw her.

…I heard they could cause hallucinations.

~ @basecleanerbunny

Conejita I wouldn’t recommend touching that if I was you….let me guess you touched it.

... Well, I just cleaned it off. And I have gloves on. ... And I also put it in a jar.

If it is evil it would not affect me.

She says it so confidently.

Dios mio Ok do me a favor and stay in my office of the rest of the day

No thank you.

Maam I will sedate you

Nurse— I’m wondering if the mold that I just found and cleaned off in base was affecting any of the mercenaries?

The maid ran over quickly, climbing onto some platform to make sure that the Nurse saw her.

…I heard they could cause hallucinations.

~ @basecleanerbunny

Conejita I wouldn’t recommend touching that if I was you….let me guess you touched it.

... Well, I just cleaned it off. And I have gloves on. ... And I also put it in a jar.

If it is evil it would not affect me.

She says it so confidently.

Dios mio Ok do me a favor and stay in my office of the rest of the day

Nurse— I’m wondering if the mold that I just found and cleaned off in base was affecting any of the mercenaries?

The maid ran over quickly, climbing onto some platform to make sure that the Nurse saw her.

…I heard they could cause hallucinations.

~ @basecleanerbunny

Conejita I wouldn’t recommend touching that if I was you….let me guess you touched it.

tf2-data-collection-agency

A Notice from the Census Bureau

Class Highlight: Nurses

This week, the Teufort Census Bureau would like to highlight the skill of the various Nurses employed by TF Industries. Their work in medical support has provided immensely helpful to the teams they're assigned to, making sure all mercenaries remain in peak fighting condition.

The Bureau can recommend the work ethic and expertise of the following mercenaries, in no particular order.

@asktheludwigronova (Nurse, Red)

@bone-collector1932 (Nurse, Red)

@ask-petri-ludwig-anything (Nurse, Red)

@la-enfermera-roja (Nurse, Red)

@green-team-puppy (Nurse, Grn)

@medicalfoxes (Nurse, Red; Nurse, Blu)

@meetthenurse (Nurse, Red)

Our apologies for the summons to anyone who does not wish to participate.

Hopefully this short list provides helpful, good luck out there.

Gracias por tu apreciación!!

(Thank you for your appreciation)

Hola!! I don’t believe we’ve met before-Rosie @la-enfermera-roja

“Ah! Hello!” Messenger turns from the letters they’d been sorting, extending a clawed hand to shake.

“I’m August, our teams Messenger, it’s a pleasure to meet you” They greet with a smile.

*shakes their hand as well*

Pleasure to meet you as well, so what brings you to RED?

Messenger tilts their head in a friendly gesture.

“I was hired to act as supplies and mail distribution and management for team RED— I may not fly the supplies in personally, but I ensure they go to the right people, and keep track of what provisions we need more of and how much we use on a day-to-day basis.” Their feathers puffed lightly with pride.

“What about you?” They cooed curiously.

Well I was originally part of a faction in Oaxaca but was transferred over due to an….incident that I wish to not speak of.

Messenger hummed, nodding.

“Then I won’t push.” They said kindly.

Thank you very much

Would you like a cup of coffee?

“Ah, thank you for the offer, but I can’t drink caffeine anymore.” They smiled apologetically, gesturing to their feathery self.

“Unless I feel like getting stuck in the Medbay for a day and put on watch for a week by @avian-malpractice again” They laughed lightly, wincing at the memory.

Oh good lord what happened?

They grimaced.

“I forgot doves can’t eat chocolate and had a brownie… spent the rest of the day in the Medbay, puking my guts out.” They shuddered, feathers ruffling. “Not an experience I’m eager to repeat any time soon…”

*dramatically puts her mug down*

DOVES CANT HAVE CHOCOLATE???

Hola!! I don’t believe we’ve met before-Rosie @la-enfermera-roja

“Ah! Hello!” Messenger turns from the letters they’d been sorting, extending a clawed hand to shake.

“I’m August, our teams Messenger, it’s a pleasure to meet you” They greet with a smile.

*shakes their hand as well*

Pleasure to meet you as well, so what brings you to RED?

Messenger tilts their head in a friendly gesture.

“I was hired to act as supplies and mail distribution and management for team RED— I may not fly the supplies in personally, but I ensure they go to the right people, and keep track of what provisions we need more of and how much we use on a day-to-day basis.” Their feathers puffed lightly with pride.

“What about you?” They cooed curiously.

Well I was originally part of a faction in Oaxaca but was transferred over due to an….incident that I wish to not speak of.

Messenger hummed, nodding.

“Then I won’t push.” They said kindly.

Thank you very much

Would you like a cup of coffee?

“Ah, thank you for the offer, but I can’t drink caffeine anymore.” They smiled apologetically, gesturing to their feathery self.

“Unless I feel like getting stuck in the Medbay for a day and put on watch for a week by @avian-malpractice again” They laughed lightly, wincing at the memory.

Oh good lord what happened?

Hola!! I don’t believe we’ve met before-Rosie @la-enfermera-roja

“Ah! Hello!” Messenger turns from the letters they’d been sorting, extending a clawed hand to shake.

“I’m August, our teams Messenger, it’s a pleasure to meet you” They greet with a smile.

*shakes their hand as well*

Pleasure to meet you as well, so what brings you to RED?

Messenger tilts their head in a friendly gesture.

“I was hired to act as supplies and mail distribution and management for team RED— I may not fly the supplies in personally, but I ensure they go to the right people, and keep track of what provisions we need more of and how much we use on a day-to-day basis.” Their feathers puffed lightly with pride.

“What about you?” They cooed curiously.

Well I was originally part of a faction in Oaxaca but was transferred over due to an….incident that I wish to not speak of.

Messenger hummed, nodding.

“Then I won’t push.” They said kindly.

Thank you very much

Would you like a cup of coffee?

Hola!! I don’t believe we’ve met before-Rosie @la-enfermera-roja

“Ah! Hello!” Messenger turns from the letters they’d been sorting, extending a clawed hand to shake.

“I’m August, our teams Messenger, it’s a pleasure to meet you” They greet with a smile.

*shakes their hand as well*

Pleasure to meet you as well, so what brings you to RED?

Messenger tilts their head in a friendly gesture.

“I was hired to act as supplies and mail distribution and management for team RED— I may not fly the supplies in personally, but I ensure they go to the right people, and keep track of what provisions we need more of and how much we use on a day-to-day basis.” Their feathers puffed lightly with pride.

“What about you?” They cooed curiously.