Teufort Census Bureau

Hello. We are the Teufort Census Bureau. We have been tasked with collecting Data on behalf of Mann Co. and TF industries. Thank you for your co-operation and support.

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

Hello. We are a subsidiary of TF Industries created for the purpose of collecting, analyzing, and sorting data on behalf of TF Industries and it's other subsidiaries.

The Census Bureau was initially created because the original "Teufort Nine" has grown to upwards of 30 000 mercenaries at any given time, and a more robust data collection system is necessary.

To be clear, the workforce that compose the Teufort Census Bureau are adults.

Should you have any questions about the Bureau, don't hesitate to ask. We are happy to answer.

Notices and posts from the Bureau in general are tagged #notice from the census bureau

Posts about the Bureau are tagged #teufort census bureau

Asks for us are tagged #questions for the census bureau

Information about the Enumerator can be found here,

Any posts from the Enumerator directly are tagged #from the enumerator

Any art is simply tagged as #art

Any posts about the Enumerator are tagged #the enumerator

Most recent update of the Mercenary Employment Satisfaction Survey and blog catalogue can be found here

Most recent update of the ongoing study of which mercenary the public finds most attractive can be found here

Should you wish to submit your vote for the most attractive mercenary, you can do so here

Should you wish to submit your vote for your favorite map, you can do so here

Should a Mercenary wish to receive asks from the Census Bureau, they will need to have Anonymous Asks On.

Thank you for your co-operation.

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

A Notice from the Census Bureau

Class Highlight: Maintenance Staff

This week, the Teufort Census Bureau would like to highlight the skill of the various maintenance staff employed by TF Industries. Whether it be maintenance of facilities, vehicles, or weapons, the skill of these employees is unmatched. In order for bases and battles to function and operate as intended, consistent maintenance is essential.

The Bureau can recommend the work ethic and expertise of the following mercenaries, in no particular order.

@reds-only-electrician (Electrician, Red)

@emotionally-mature-mechanic (Mechanic, Mann Co.)

@the-maechanic (Mechanic, Red)

@tf2-electrian-archives (Electrician, TF Industries)

@weaponsmithinmylimit (Weaponsmith, Mann Co.)

Our apologies for the summons to anyone who does not wish to participate.

Hopefully this short list provides helpful, good luck out there.

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

A Notice from the Census Bureau

Regarding Tomorrow's Class Highlight

Due to the Enumerator being unavailable on a work trip deep in the badlands, there will unfortunately not be a class highlight this week. Our usual schedule will return the following Monday, the 6th.

Thank you for your co-operation. Good luck out there.

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

A Notice from the Census Bureau

Class Highlight: Transportation

This week, the Teufort Census Bureau would like to highlight the skill of the various transportation workers employed by TF Industries. Whether it be transporting teammates or providing support by air or by ground, transportation jobs are immensely valuable to the proper functioning of TF Industries and it's mercenaries.

The Bureau can recommend the work ethic and expertise of the following mercenaries, in no particular order.

@th3-a1rstr1k3r (AirStriker, Red)

@teufort-tresleches (Pilot, Red/Blu)

@flyingplanesanddoingthangs (Pilot, Red)

@speed1skey (Speedster, Red)

@meet-the-taxman (Chauffeur, TF Industries)

@meetthebiker (Biker, Red)

@warangels (Aviator, Red; Aviator, Blu)

@meet-the-stealthbomber-tf2 (Stealth Bomber, Red)

@ask-scouts-family (Motorist, not currently employed by TF Industries, but notable nonetheless)

Our apologies for the summons to anyone who does not wish to participate.

Hopefully this short list provides helpful, good luck out there.

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

A Notice from the Census Bureau

Class Highlight: Communications

This week, the Teufort Census Bureau would like to highlight the skill of the various communications workers employed by TF Industries. Their work in communicating important information across distances is invaluable, allowing teams to strategize an make battle plans, as well as warning of incoming danger.

The Bureau can recommend the work ethic and expertise of the following mercenaries, in no particular order.

@meet-the-courier (Courier, Red; Courier, Blu; Courier, TF Industries; Courier, Classic)

@anchor-all (Anchor, All)

@grns-local-radiohost (Radio Host, Green)

@manns-best-messenger (Messenger, Mann Co.)

@ask-the-host-tf2 (Radio Host, Mann Co.)

@meet-the-messenger (Messenger, Red)

@meet-the-journalist (Journalist, not currently employed by TF Industries, but notable nonetheless)

@worlds-best-courier-1963 (Courier, TF Industries)

@conductor-on-grn (Conductor, Green)

Our apologies for the summons to anyone who does not wish to participate.

Hopefully this short list provides helpful, good luck out there.

[meet-the-ranger]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

Well, I’d say a solid 7/10!

The folks here are nice enough, it pays well, and the gear is great. (It sure is convenient to have someone who knows how to fix things with more ‘n duct tape an’ all!)

My only hang up is how many hoops I’ve got to go through just to keep a few lil critters on base. It’s all part of the job, after all! Besides, that yankee kid wouldn’t ‘ave needed a trip to the medbay if he hadn’t been tryin’ to pet my Heloderma Suspectum.

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

Thank you for your co-operation. This is very helpful.

[meet-the-red-k9]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

10/10

I LIEK THE JOB ! SO GOOD BEST JOB. HATE BLUE LOVE KILLING BLOE

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

Thank you for your co-operation. This is very helpful.

[meet-the-blue-k9]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

Ah. Let's say close to 8/10. I find everything generally very nice, and I enjoy the environment of the base and all it's ammenities. Plus, I feel we get a lot of freedoms other jobs might not offer. My only draw-back is the concerns with management. But that is a topic for another day.

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

Thank you for your co-operation. This is very helpful.

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

A Notice from the Census Bureau

Class Highlight: Animal Handlers

 This week, the Teufort Census Bureau would like to highlight the skill of the various Animal Handlers employed by TF Industries. Animals have been used in warfare since time immemorial, and so many skilled professionals have arisen because of it.

The Bureau can recommend the work ethic and expertise of the following mercenaries, in no particular order.

@meet-the-handler-and-whiskey (Handler, Red; Whiskey, Dog)

@red-animal-handler (Animal Handler, Red)

@meet-the-red-k9 (K9, Red)

@meet-the-ranger (Ranger, Red)

@ylw-animal-handler (Animal Handler, Yellow)

@grn-animal-handler (Animal Handler, Green)

@meetthezoologist (Zoologist, Green)

@ask-the-trainers-of-tf2 (Trainer, Red; Trainer, Blu)

@meet-the-blue-k9 (K9, Blu)

@blu-animal-handler (Animal Handler, Blu)

@emotionally-unwilling-beastie (Beastwrangler, Blu)

@wite-animal-handler (Animal Handler, White)

Our apologies for the summons to anyone who does not wish to participate.

Hopefully this short list provides helpful, good luck out there.

[tf2-spy-offical]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

Other than the fact that I work with someone… I am related to, c’est bon.

Good cigarettes. They do give good cigarettes. Would you like one?

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

Thank you for your co-operation. This is very helpful.

Our apologies for the late reply, it appears your response got lost in our mail sorting system and might have been misfiled.

I appreciate the offer of cigarettes, though I must decline. I don't really smoke anymore except for in ... shall we say, extenuating circumstances.

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

mod:

Oh!! During a class highlight, do the monsters, or whatnot!! Like the Harpy's, the fairy's, all them!!

@firehawk-bushman-tf2oc

We will have a look at the collected data, and should there provide enough active or semi-active representatives, a class highlight on abhumans will be written up.

Off the top of my head, I do remember there being a team composed entirely of so-called monsters many years ago, but most mercenaries are now inactive. This requires some research.

Good luck out there.

[the-blus-florist]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

7/10

Forced to be here buts its bearable...

I don't like cultists...can someone do something about this teams cultist, the guy locked me up in his room

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

Thank you for your co-operation. This is very helpful.

Your complaint will be submitted when this response is filed.

[ask-thescout]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

Eh, decent, I guess. I don’t get paid enough. Gimme more money.

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

Thank you for your co-operation. This is very helpful.

Regrettably, we at the Census Bureau are not in charge of finances, but your request will be noted when your response is filed.

[teufort-tresleches]

I very much admire @tf2-data-collection-agency’s blog, especially their dedication of making number charts and connecting with many tf2 creator blogs, so to show my admiration I drew The Enumerator!

I struggled to get a general face shape for The Enumerator but hopefully I drew her correctly 😅

Lil extra doodles:

I promise this blog will have tf2 content, I just wanted to get this out there. Also guys how do you draw these psychotic men they’re so angular—

Driller’s Animal Fact Of The Day

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

This is beautiful! Thank you so much, these are incredible.

-Enumerator

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

A Notice from the Census Bureau

Class Highlight: Nurses

 This week, the Teufort Census Bureau would like to highlight the skill of the various Nurses employed by TF Industries. Their work in medical support has provided immensely helpful to the teams they're assigned to, making sure all mercenaries remain in peak fighting condition.

The Bureau can recommend the work ethic and expertise of the following mercenaries, in no particular order.

@asktheludwigronova (Nurse, Red)

@bone-collector1932 (Nurse, Red)

@ask-petri-ludwig-anything (Nurse, Red)

@la-enfermera-roja (Nurse, Red)

@green-team-puppy (Nurse, Grn)

@medicalfoxes (Nurse, Red; Nurse, Blu)

@meetthenurse (Nurse, Red)

Our apologies for the summons to anyone who does not wish to participate.

Hopefully this short list provides helpful, good luck out there.

[lespionrubis]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

Get me out of here. I cannot stand my team.

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

Thank you for your co-operation. This is very helpful.

While we aren't in charge of human resources, we would recommend filling out a support form to TF Industries' HR department. You may be able to receive assistance from an ombudsman.

[orphans-of-coldfront]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

@tf2-data-collection-agency

The commander lets out a contemplative sigh as he opened his mailbox and found the letter asking him to rate his current employment. Once upon a time, he might've thrown it out and called it a day, but these past eleven years had changed him. Redmund and Blutarch were notoriously known to be penny pinchers, and the abysmal state of their headquarters lended credence to the rumors. He found the question amusing.

He took out his pen and mused on his reply. After a little while, he smirked and put pen to paper.

"It's alright... Could use a private chef, though.

Warm regards!

—Lucas Laurier"

[tf2-data-collection-agency]

Thank you for your co-operation. This is very helpful.