Stay beautiful

Hello! My name is Rose and I live in Montreal, Canada. Feel free to ask anything :)

[softestevie]

It’s them

[la-persian-princess]

I’m dying at this

[langsandlit]

no one:

literally nobody:

Romanian, Persian, Albanian, Greek and Neapolitan: *calls oranges "Portugal"*

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Trust fall! 🔊

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Are yOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[meanplastic]

[meanplastic]

Six-year-old me trying to make inanimate objects move with my mind after watching Matilda

[bowsbeforebroos]

“So far you’ve survived 100% of your worst days. You’re doing great.”

— words of comfort. (via rawfullybrooke)

[ilovebrucewillis]

[lethargicbaby]

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

[eldritch-corgi]

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke: “Lettuce fuck.” 

[dut-dut-goose-deactivated202112]

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

[lilyredneck-blog]

It has a little lettuce bow.

[outsidersmark]

i’ve seen people object to the petname “babe” because it’s in that vein of weird pet names that sorta belittle the person youre calling them but for me it’s not like i mean to compare someone to a baby. i mean to compare you to the best and bravest pig who ever lived. a true hero. if i had words to make a day for you, i’d sing a morning golden and true

[somethingunlikeanythingelse]

[untrustyou]

[perezhilton]

[taint3edcakes]

She always gets got lmao

[aspergersissues]

[saiyanqueenreads]

Yes.  Just yes.

[cameoappearance]

"I wasn't confused, I had a very clear and completely incorrect idea of what you wanted."

[fierceawakening]

I don’t know, but it sure is a mood.

[aspergersissues]

[saiyanqueenreads]

Yes.  Just yes.

[cameoappearance]

"I wasn't confused, I had a very clear and completely incorrect idea of what you wanted."

[fierceawakening]

I don’t know, but it sure is a mood.

[aspergersissues]

[saiyanqueenreads]

Yes.  Just yes.

[cameoappearance]

"I wasn't confused, I had a very clear and completely incorrect idea of what you wanted."

[fierceawakening]

I don’t know, but it sure is a mood.

[aspergersissues]

[saiyanqueenreads]

Yes.  Just yes.

[cameoappearance]

"I wasn't confused, I had a very clear and completely incorrect idea of what you wanted."

[fierceawakening]

I don’t know, but it sure is a mood.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[iwillnotremember]

*tags my own selfie as #goals*

[meladoodle]

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

[firelorcl]

a dentist

[turkeyimportedfrommassachusetts]

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police