[sandsvendor100]

1:35 AM. 15 April 1912. RMS Titanic. Engine Room.

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

Seymour it’s heroic that you’re remaining in the engine room to keep the pumps and electricity running. 

[sandsvendor100]

I Am Eating The Engineers

[debrides]

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

[lesbirdan]

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

[hermionegranger]

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

[theflavourofyourlips]

[manlette-deactivated20160924]

christmas drinking game

take a shit every time someone is opening presents and says “i got A box! yay!”

[manlette-deactivated20160924]

THIS HAS BEEN GETTING NOTES ALL DAY AND I ONLY JUST LEARNED THAT THIS SAYS SHIT AND NOT SHOT

[justcatposts]

You gotta see the reaction when this German Shepard realizes his owner isn’t behind him…

[eb0lagay]

that was so intense

[juuliaroberts]

where is her oscar I’m shaken

[granola-peasant]

How dare they play their own dog like this?

[guy]

shook

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[confusedvillager]

[weloveshortvideos]

Who’s that hiding under the sheets?

[awed-frog]

This is, like, the opposite of a horror movie.

[bloomflowersbloom]

[iamtherabbitmancer-deactivated2]

[buttholewitchcraft]

[cumbursted]

rachel knows

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Get this out of my face I’m dead serious

[upsidedownrighht]

me n my plant gf

me:bby ur hand is so thin

her:that me leaf

[alwaysroken-deactivated20170723]

[herthousandlegs]

who is she?

[harryswitchteats-deactivated201]

a tumblr Youth™: you got to get off the internet when you turn 21 bc i don’t  like it

me: 

[thatdiva]

[blackwoolncrown]

If only all the annoying white stoner bros knew or even fucking cared about this

[emmyrussum]

[squidyword]

[toastoat]

[destinyrush]

Leyna Bloom makes history by becoming the first transgender model of color to appear in an issue of Vogue India!

[veryfemmeandantifascist]

Black trans girls keep making history! So happy for her great representation for TWOC

[babyanimalgifs]