˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ : IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT . . . a collection of screwball rom-com roleplay sentence starters from old hollywood screwball romance comedies from NUMEROUS FILMS, holiday genre: romance, slice-of-life, comedy, love, fake relationship.
Oh, you have no money, huh?
I need a ride to find myself a job. I need a job to pay for the ride.
What kind of work do you want?
It'd be easier to drink this than read it.
Oh, you have to be pretty good to work there, honestly.
I was wearing this in Monte Carlo when a nasty accident occurred.
I left the casino with what I had on my back.
Is that your last cigarette?
I guess my voice is strictly a bathtub voice.
I'm sorry I got you into this mess.
What are you going to do back there?
I'll sit in the waiting room and wait for tomorrow morning.
I'm going to buy you a cheap dinner. Don't worry about it.
Listen, you lost a gamble. You don't have to feed it.
I don't like to think of someone sitting around a station with an empty stomach!
I wouldn't have taken the oysters, if I knew they were on the regular dinner, honest.
No, it was a dirty trick, jeez.
What's your name? I'm tired of calling you Skipper.
I wish you'd stop talking about money. I'm a rich man.
Oh, you're talking like a fool.
Listen, if you want peace of mind, get yourself a [an object].
No woman ever found peace in a taxi. I'm looking for a limousine.
I spent most of my life in subway. Squeezed, trampled, stepped on. One day I said to myself, "That's enough. You're going to get somewhere!"
Is that what you call getting somewhere?
It's a step in the right direction.
I landed a lord, almost. But well, the family got between us.
Well, how could I when my hands are full of money?
Listen, I've got a few ideas about peace of mind myself.
I carried that cash straight down and played it to win.
Serves you right for wanting something for nothing!
All right. It took me years to realize you just don't fall into a tub of butter. You have to jump for it.
You're the one that's talking like a fool now.
No hard feelings, [name]?
Do you want some more wine?
You're going to sleep at my place.
How do you expect me to keep my mind on my business, knowing you haven't goy a roof over your head?
There's a shirt drying over the bathtub. You can sleep in that.
I've been a fool too long.
Is there anything wrong with my nose?
We're no good for each other. We're going in different directions.
Well, That's what you think.
You'd better feed this thing.
It always rains when [name] gives one of the dull parties. Even nature weeps.
I'm so sorry. Is this taken?
What's the matter, darling?
Well, all right, let's get it over with.
I've had my eye on you from the moment you came in. And I should have known better.
You were trying to sneak out, weren't you?
Don't apologize. You are not the only one.
One of the most dangerous men in the room. Paid advertisement.
Well, is nobody going to introduce me?
Are you free tomorrow afternoon?
I don't want to buy another thing you don't like.
Now I know why you called him dangerous.
I don't think that's very funny.
I don't know whether you should be flattered or annoyed.
I thought the big idea was to get away from this party, not into it.
How about pulling ourselves together, partner?
You don't have to push me.
All right. Where do you live?
Oh, no. You can't get rid of me as easily as that.
How do you know what dangers may lurk in the hotel lobby?
Look, don't you know when to go home?
Well, at least I don't have to ask for your telephone number.
I'll be pestering you if I get it.
I think that's enough, don't you?
Did you arrange for this apartment?
From the moment you looked at me, I had an idea you had an idea.
You see, I use my eyes when it comes to something I want very badly.
I guarantee we will never have any arguments about money.
There's just one trouble. I won't play into your game.
I'm afraid I can't agree with you.
Why don't you punch him in the nose?
Well, where do I come in? What you need is a lawyer.
I want you to take over the attention before it's too late.
You really love [him/her/them] don't you?
Perhaps it is not so crazy from your point of view.
Now, wait a minute! I haven't said yes.
You'll like the whole arrangement.
Hey, is it too late for me to join?
Well, where in the world did you get that?
You know, it does something for your face.
It was darling of you to ask me to your place for the weekend.
If it's going to be a crowd, I'm sure this will be all right.
I don't suppose you could show me.
Why didn't I meet you first?
You'd better change your tone, my friend.
It's rather overpowering, isn't it?
Nice little bungalow you've got here. I wish I'd brought my roller skates.
It's none of my business. Why don't you say that?
Let's have a few serious words, shall we?
I could say that we've played with fire.
I'm going to ask you to face it squarely… You're in love with [him/her/them]?
That's what I adore about you. You're behaving like a schoolboy.
A woman walks into the room and looks at you, and you lose your head.
Where do you think you're going?
Don't forget, every Cinderella has her midnight.
Go on, let's have a lovely scandal!
I know you won't do it, but let's do it, I suppose.
Well, what if we ran down this gravel path to the garage, took the car and drove it off just as we are?
It's… It's midnight. I'm sorry. I'll be back. I hope.
I'll stand by you as best I can.
I trust you've been behaving yourself, darling?
I feel as if I've been hit on the head with an old shoe.
I'm getting sleepy, darling. Aren't you?
You know, your sudden disappearance upset me quite a bit.
Now, is that a nice way to talk to the man whose name you bear?
All right, I took your name. So what? It was the first name that came into my mind.
I believe in Freud and the subconscious. You chose the name you wanted. My name.
You can't run away from what's started between us.
I know we're right for each other. I know it deep down in my bones. Don't you?
I'd have waited to thank you. And I'd have asked you to marry me.
When you're poor, love flies out the window.
I suppose love is safer in a place like this.
Please, don't let's make a mess of our lives. We're no good for each other, believe me.
It's what I've been waiting for all my life.
We'll make some excuse to those people downstairs and you'll leave in the morning.
Careful, this is a rented suit!
Did you expect to find me all smiles?
I can't make up my mind what to eat.
What was that you said before?
I couldn't wait for you. I was too hungry.
I'm afraid you'll have to hurry your breakfast. I've just had bad news.
What business is it of yours?
What are you doing that for? It won't help a bit.
You snake. I'll show you!
I'm going to tell you something even more surprising.
Well, what is all this, in heaven's name?
I shouldn't have troubled you with my unhappy marriage.
Well, times have changed, haven't they?
I have a few more things to tell you, then you can throw us out of here.
I was crazy about her. She made me think she felt the same way about me.
What's the matter with all of you?
Didn't you hear what I said? I wasn't fooling!
What are you smirking about? Now, stop it.
Don't talk like that to your wife.
Haven't you heard what I said?
You know it's amazing how little one has to explain to a man in love.
Well, that's when the alimony will begin!
All right. I'll be outside if you need me.
You'll feel better on the way home.
Isn't that what you came here for? To take me away?
Oh, now, you can't back out now!
You told me I could stay in that apartment of yours. Well, I'm moving in.
I tried to be practical, but it's no use. I just can't be.
What are you being so sweet about?
Are you surprised somebody else wants to marry me?
I said nothing, but if you keep on, I'll say yes.
What can you do? Don't forget, you're married to me!
You're in a fine mess. You've got to get a divorce from a man you aren't even married to.
All right, I'll get a divorce! Watch me!
You shouldn't have done that.
In half an hour you'll be free, and in a week we'll be married.
You'd hardly be asking me to divorce you if you'd never been married, would you?
Did [he/she/they] ever say, "I love you"?
Don't you want to say something?
It's a waste of time. It's a confounded nuisance, but it's the law.
You're the one that wants this divorce, you know?
I thought you were going to fight. You practically threw me at his head!
Don't worry, darling. We'll get you a divorce in Mexico or in Russia. Anywhere.
[Name], you've had a stroke of luck.
You mustn't ever get married. It would be unfair to so many women, or men.
