LA Bus Realness

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LA Bus Realness 4/27/12, 11:23am

Unasked, he shares his iPhone jams with the bus - Maroon 5's "She Will Be Loved" followed by Usher's "Yeah."

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LA Bus Realness 4/18/12, 8:57am

A smiley, cheerful monologue to everyone and no-one: She is going to "Fuck shit UP!! FUCK SHIT UP!!!!"

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LA Bus Realness 4/6/12, 9:26am

Outside front of bus marquee reads: CALL POLICE 911. Man debarks clutching paper bag wrapped liter liquor bottle.

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LA Bus Realness 3/23/12, 5:01am

Foothill Transit, you are a revelation. Timely arrival, plush seats, a scrolling marquee with time/date/stop information and the driver's badge number...PLUS mood lighting? For $1.25? I'm having my next romantic dinner on this bus.

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LA Bus Realness 3/23/12, 4:30am

He combs the one side of his beard repeatedly...but just the one.

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LA Bus Realness 3/22/12, 1:30pm

LAPD: Instead of issuing group jaywalking citations*, please consider using your time and energy - and the taxpayers' money - to focus on actual crime. For example, the regular crack smoking and machine gun fire in my infant godson's neighborhood. This is a sincere request.

*Notices to Appear, which don't show up in the LA Superior Court system for 21 days after their creation, so the phone and website don't offer any information on fines, etc. until that time. Maybe you can get info if you show up at court in person?

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Wow, he really IS risen!

(Photo by themunson via Instagram.)

Congrats to all the marathoners from LA Bus Realness!

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LA Bus Realness 3/16/12, 2:41pm

Dapper seniors rule.

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LA Subway Realness 1/20/12, 8:52pm

Someone left a banana on the seat.

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LA Bus Realness 1/20/12, 11:01am

OMG!!!!!!!! Pink iPhone case with bunny ears growing out the top!!!!!!!!

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LA Bus Realness 1/10/12, 8:49am

New game: How many times does my back bounce into the seat while the driver plays catch-and-release with the brake at this stoplight? 1...2...3...4...5.

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LA Bus Realness 1/12/12, 8:45am

Tuesday: passenger applying eye shadow;

Wednesday: passenger applying liquid eyeliner;

Thursday: passenger applying mascara;

Friday: ...maybe lash extensions?

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LA Bus Realness 1/4/12, 8:51am

Plugged into headphones, he mouths lyrics as he twists a Rubik’s Cube.

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LA Bus Realness 1/4/12, 8:49am

Applying eye makeup the only way it can be applied in a moving vehicle: carefully.

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LA Subway Realness 12/23/11, 12:04pm

Feeding your toddler a jumbo sized Pixie Stix on public transportation is a GREAT IDEA. What could go wrong?

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LA Subway Realness 12/11/11, 12:52pm

Both sets of pinkies and ring fingers casted, splinted, taped: He clutches a skateboard in one lobster claw. Defiant he will ride...after this mouth-open nap.

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LA Subway Realness 12/11/11, 12:52pm

Dayplanner shoved partway down the back of his pants: storage, lumbar support, plumber's crack protection.