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Alec Hates Spiders

In the middle of a Down Worlder Meeting

Meliorn: ... and as such each ambassador shou-

*Magnus' phone rings*

Magnus: I'm so sorry. Give me just one moment. Hello?

Alec: MAGNUS I NEED YOU TO COME HOME RIGHT NOW

Magnus:Whats wrong?! Are you hurt??

Alec: *hissing* THERE IS A SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM AND IT WONT LET ME OUT.

Magnus: *urgently whispering* Alexander, I am at a very important meeting right now. Can you just kill it.

Alec: What? Absolutely not, it hasn't done anything to me.

Magnus: *whispering faster* Fantastic. So ignore it and exit the bathroom.

Alec: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND??

laceehenson

Missing you today just like any other day. My wonderful brother lost to the wind. Feels as though you’ll never be found again. All the things you’ve missed all that I have learned I wish I took the time to talk to you when I had the chance. Now your missing, we don’t know where you are. I wont get the chance to learn about the man you’ve become and you don’t get to see the sister as she continues to grow. I love you sam. I have hope in my heart that you’ll return home one day. But for tonight. Ill miss you just like any other day.

laceehenson

I would just like to do a formal update of this post to announce that after being gone for two years. My brother came home

vampirequeenoffan

We got into a debate in class the other day about Harry and Ginny as an endgame ship (long story, art school is weird) and my teacher made a super good point saying something like

“He didn’t just marry Ginny; he married into the Weasley family. They’ve been his real family for so long that it’s a natural conclusion to his arc.”

Which, like, FUCK, but also conjures the frankly breathtaking mental image of Harry proposing the idea one night at dinner and the ensuing fistfight over which one of the Weasley kids gets to marry him.

Harry: haha so I was thinking about how weird marriage is earlier?? Like, if I married one of you I’d legally be part of the Weasley family by law???? How strange is that???

George, already conjuring a ring: Well all you had to do was ask, Harry

Percy, fighting in the only way he knows how: I can get us the best tax benefits

Charlie, also fighting in the only way he knows how but completely certain he’s going to win:

Ron: nO ONE IS MARRYING MY BEST MATE

Ginny, already rolling up her sleeves: I’ll fight you for him Ronald

lytefoot

This image, though.

divagonzo

The family that fights over Harry stays with Harry.

thingstolovefor

“Imagine a world without hate”. #Love it!

goddamnalientourists

Did this post just provide us with a glimpse of an alternate timeline because damn

osmundpriestt

Oh look it’s the Good Timeline

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🦇✨Twinkle Bats Purple Orange Red / Fairy Space / Halloween 1 2 3 🦇✨

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@ihatejonarbuckle Jon has a vibrator in him

ihatejonarbuckle

that’s absolutely fucking disgusting. i can’t even think of what jim davis intended it to be if not a vibrator

ladybender

...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

themadcapmathematician

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series itd paired with

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The top of the head will be cut out and filled with shrimp to look like a brain.

Double double toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron bubble Eye of newt and toe of a frog Wool of a bat and tounge of a dog By pricking of my thumb SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES